| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? 13:22 - Sep 24 with 5080 views | The_Romford_Blue |
So the missus went away yesterday (or 2am this morning to be specific) for a week with her sister and the kids. So I’m home alone (asides from the dog). I’ve got the week working from home to keep an eye on the dog and am already feeling spoilt for choice as to what to do. And by spoilt for choice, I actually mean I’m not entirely sure what I want to do.
Seeing as she won’t be here to cook, I’ve got my eye on doing a few of my own favourites (a curry, a bolognese, maybe a fry up one morning). Might get a Chinese in one night maybe. I haven’t really ever lived alone (home, then uni accommodation, then moved in with mates for two years at uni, then home, then in here with the bird). I’m not worried I’ll burn the house down or anything, I am somewhat thinking I’m going to be bored though. I may have to entertain you all more this week on here to pass the time (#ThankYouRommy).
But my question for you distinguished gentleman of TWTD, what do you do when the missus leaves and you’re on your ones. And let’s assume I don’t intend to host any orgies. |  |
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| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 16:05 - Sep 24 with 1395 views | BrayBlue |
Yous are all shameful liars! Obviously the first thing to be done is a luxury w@nk!
Cheers,
JK |  | | |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 16:08 - Sep 24 with 1379 views | blueasfook |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 14:32 - Sep 24 by positivity |
he could upgrade to beer if he's watching the rugby final |
coke of the columbian variety of course! |  |
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| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 16:35 - Sep 24 with 1295 views | Portmanteauxcurling |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 16:05 - Sep 24 by BrayBlue |
Yous are all shameful liars! Obviously the first thing to be done is a luxury w@nk!
Cheers,
JK |
I'm upfront about it.
See? Told you so. |  | | |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 16:40 - Sep 24 with 1272 views | FrimleyBlue |
If you're into crime drama's ive started watching line of duty, that's been good fun |  |
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| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 16:45 - Sep 24 with 1253 views | The_Romford_Blue |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 16:40 - Sep 24 by FrimleyBlue |
If you're into crime drama's ive started watching line of duty, that's been good fun |
How have you only started watching it now?!? Incredible show. Coming back next year for a series 7 | |
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| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 17:00 - Sep 24 with 1207 views | strikalite |
I bet you couldn't believe your luck Rommy, of all the weekends(Ryder cup)...Pompey too of course.. |  | | |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 17:43 - Sep 24 with 1127 views | Swansea_Blue |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 13:30 - Sep 24 by The_Romford_Blue |
Ahh no the kids are her sisters.
Hopefully soon though.. |
When you’re ready, don’t be afraid to ask for any tips on here. |  |
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| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 17:53 - Sep 24 with 1091 views | Warkystache |
Ever wondered what it'd be like to bum the dog?
If you have, get that filthy image out your head right now and go and do some DIY or something. |  |
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| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 18:09 - Sep 24 with 1058 views | FrimleyBlue |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 16:45 - Sep 24 by The_Romford_Blue |
How have you only started watching it now?!? Incredible show. Coming back next year for a series 7 |
I didn't know about it. I literally just finished series 1 lol. So a few to go. | |
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| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 18:15 - Sep 24 with 1045 views | Churchman |
Mrs C has just spent a week river cruising on the Rhine so me and the kitties Cuthy and Ches have had the week to ourselves.
The bad news was dealing with funeral arrangements and solicitors about stuff. But aside from that, the weekend was wall to wall football and NFL. Weekdays, walked with my mate two days. Decided to re-watch Sharpe (box set). Haven’t seen it in years and it’s excellent still. Add in Die Hard 2 & 3 plus Dirty Harry, Bullitt (love the car chase) and that was the entertainment. One afternoon /evening beers and a curry with my ski chum and an afternoon drink with my golf buddy.
Nosebag: well aside from the curry, I had a kebab. Elephants leg and chips, leftover leg went into a roll for breakfast after nuking it. Decided to try making a meat loaf. Looked great, tasted dreadful. Southern fried chicken strips and salad (from the garden) cheered with potato salad and barbecue sauce was good.
Home made chilli was ok too (with baked beans, not the usual chilli ones). Bought some supermarket sausages. They were meant to be special ones. Specially awful as it turned out. Lips and trash in a 4skin. In the bin they went. Ginsters pastie and chips with sweetcorn was alright as was the nuked curry.
It’s fair to say culinary dining it wasn’t. I have lived alone and spent plenty of time over the years looking after myself when she’s away, but I really couldn’t be bothered to make the effort this time.
Drink? I don’t tend to drink on my own, but made up for it when I went out for curry night and beer afternoon. |  | | |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 18:22 - Sep 24 with 1024 views | Swansea_Blue |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 18:15 - Sep 24 by Churchman |
Mrs C has just spent a week river cruising on the Rhine so me and the kitties Cuthy and Ches have had the week to ourselves.
The bad news was dealing with funeral arrangements and solicitors about stuff. But aside from that, the weekend was wall to wall football and NFL. Weekdays, walked with my mate two days. Decided to re-watch Sharpe (box set). Haven’t seen it in years and it’s excellent still. Add in Die Hard 2 & 3 plus Dirty Harry, Bullitt (love the car chase) and that was the entertainment. One afternoon /evening beers and a curry with my ski chum and an afternoon drink with my golf buddy.
Nosebag: well aside from the curry, I had a kebab. Elephants leg and chips, leftover leg went into a roll for breakfast after nuking it. Decided to try making a meat loaf. Looked great, tasted dreadful. Southern fried chicken strips and salad (from the garden) cheered with potato salad and barbecue sauce was good.
Home made chilli was ok too (with baked beans, not the usual chilli ones). Bought some supermarket sausages. They were meant to be special ones. Specially awful as it turned out. Lips and trash in a 4skin. In the bin they went. Ginsters pastie and chips with sweetcorn was alright as was the nuked curry.
It’s fair to say culinary dining it wasn’t. I have lived alone and spent plenty of time over the years looking after myself when she’s away, but I really couldn’t be bothered to make the effort this time.
Drink? I don’t tend to drink on my own, but made up for it when I went out for curry night and beer afternoon. |
Living the dream buh! | |
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| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 18:27 - Sep 24 with 1003 views | Churchman |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 18:22 - Sep 24 by Swansea_Blue |
Living the dream buh! |
Ha! Too right! Well, I think the cats are. | | | |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 19:39 - Sep 24 with 845 views | KBsSocks |
Clean the house top to bottom, super clean. Especially the kitchen and bathroom. Throw out any of your junk you have not used in two years.
Gardening - transform it in a good way.
Walk the dog three times a day, every day, for at least 30 min each walk. |  |
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| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 19:47 - Sep 24 with 818 views | bsw72 |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 19:39 - Sep 24 by KBsSocks |
Clean the house top to bottom, super clean. Especially the kitchen and bathroom. Throw out any of your junk you have not used in two years.
Gardening - transform it in a good way.
Walk the dog three times a day, every day, for at least 30 min each walk. |
100% this. A super clean clutter free house. |  | | |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 20:01 - Sep 24 with 779 views | MrBeckinsale |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 18:15 - Sep 24 by Churchman |
Mrs C has just spent a week river cruising on the Rhine so me and the kitties Cuthy and Ches have had the week to ourselves.
The bad news was dealing with funeral arrangements and solicitors about stuff. But aside from that, the weekend was wall to wall football and NFL. Weekdays, walked with my mate two days. Decided to re-watch Sharpe (box set). Haven’t seen it in years and it’s excellent still. Add in Die Hard 2 & 3 plus Dirty Harry, Bullitt (love the car chase) and that was the entertainment. One afternoon /evening beers and a curry with my ski chum and an afternoon drink with my golf buddy.
Nosebag: well aside from the curry, I had a kebab. Elephants leg and chips, leftover leg went into a roll for breakfast after nuking it. Decided to try making a meat loaf. Looked great, tasted dreadful. Southern fried chicken strips and salad (from the garden) cheered with potato salad and barbecue sauce was good.
Home made chilli was ok too (with baked beans, not the usual chilli ones). Bought some supermarket sausages. They were meant to be special ones. Specially awful as it turned out. Lips and trash in a 4skin. In the bin they went. Ginsters pastie and chips with sweetcorn was alright as was the nuked curry.
It’s fair to say culinary dining it wasn’t. I have lived alone and spent plenty of time over the years looking after myself when she’s away, but I really couldn’t be bothered to make the effort this time.
Drink? I don’t tend to drink on my own, but made up for it when I went out for curry night and beer afternoon. |
I thought that said ‘naked curry’ then. Wondered what the other diners in the restaurant thought? | | | |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 20:02 - Sep 24 with 775 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 19:39 - Sep 24 by KBsSocks |
Clean the house top to bottom, super clean. Especially the kitchen and bathroom. Throw out any of your junk you have not used in two years.
Gardening - transform it in a good way.
Walk the dog three times a day, every day, for at least 30 min each walk. |
Agreed, get all those domestic chores done properly for once. |  |
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| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 20:11 - Sep 24 with 756 views | blueislander |
What price are you making Europe Rommy? Totally disagree Europe will win by at least 5 points is my feeling. | | | |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 21:41 - Sep 24 with 622 views | J2BLUE |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 19:39 - Sep 24 by KBsSocks |
Clean the house top to bottom, super clean. Especially the kitchen and bathroom. Throw out any of your junk you have not used in two years.
Gardening - transform it in a good way.
Walk the dog three times a day, every day, for at least 30 min each walk. |
I had to double check what website I was on after reading this. |  |
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| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 21:46 - Sep 24 with 611 views | The_Romford_Blue |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 20:11 - Sep 24 by blueislander |
What price are you making Europe Rommy? Totally disagree Europe will win by at least 5 points is my feeling. |
My firm are shortest Europe (Evens) and biggest USA (5:6)
I personally make it 8/15 the yanks and 6/4 Europe. | |
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| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 21:46 - Sep 24 with 610 views | Swansea_Blue |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 19:39 - Sep 24 by KBsSocks |
Clean the house top to bottom, super clean. Especially the kitchen and bathroom. Throw out any of your junk you have not used in two years.
Gardening - transform it in a good way.
Walk the dog three times a day, every day, for at least 30 min each walk. |
Tell me you’re married without telling me you’re married lol | |
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| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 21:48 - Sep 24 with 605 views | Swansea_Blue |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 21:41 - Sep 24 by J2BLUE |
I had to double check what website I was on after reading this. |
Sorry to disappoint it’s not your usual forum. *cough* penis beaker *cough* | |
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| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 22:15 - Sep 24 with 556 views | Churchman |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 20:01 - Sep 24 by MrBeckinsale |
I thought that said ‘naked curry’ then. Wondered what the other diners in the restaurant thought? |
Omg, you’d be taking a risk ordering the tandoori sizzling on those red hot dish things without your kit on!! Madness. That’s assuming the police hadn’t arrived, of course | | | |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 22:38 - Sep 24 with 496 views | ArnoldMoorhen |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 14:19 - Sep 24 by mrfixit426 |
A thick cut rib eye steak and cook it on a super hot pan medium rare - crispy on the outside, with a top quality Australian Shiraz, and maybe some chip shop chips. Then settle down and binge Alien: Earth on Disney. Get a week trial if you don't already subscribe. |
Or an Argentinian Malbec...
The "get a Free Trial and binge something you want to watch but she wouldn't" is a top drawer suggestion.
The best series I have watched in recent years are, in no particular order:
Detectorists
This Country
Breaking Bad
Rivals (cheesy, but utterly fun)
Better Call Saul
Schitt's Creek (it takes about 8 episodes to hit its stride but is then magnificent)
All of Simon Reeves' stuff
Succession
Slow Horses
Giri/Haji
After the Party
Taskmaster
Deadwood
The Killing
The Bridge
Or just do what I do and spend endless hours watching the latest repackaged clips of Sean Lock on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, with bits of Joe Wilkinson and Sam Campbell thrown in. | | | |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 23:02 - Sep 24 with 444 views | tcblue |
go round Legoland with Sean Connery, and then afterwards go for a lovely lamb lunch, in the centre of Windsor. | | | |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 23:26 - Sep 24 with 374 views | mrfixit426 |
| Missus abroad. A ‘free’ house. What to do? on 22:38 - Sep 24 by ArnoldMoorhen |
Or an Argentinian Malbec...
The "get a Free Trial and binge something you want to watch but she wouldn't" is a top drawer suggestion.
The best series I have watched in recent years are, in no particular order:
Detectorists
This Country
Breaking Bad
Rivals (cheesy, but utterly fun)
Better Call Saul
Schitt's Creek (it takes about 8 episodes to hit its stride but is then magnificent)
All of Simon Reeves' stuff
Succession
Slow Horses
Giri/Haji
After the Party
Taskmaster
Deadwood
The Killing
The Bridge
Or just do what I do and spend endless hours watching the latest repackaged clips of Sean Lock on 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown, with bits of Joe Wilkinson and Sam Campbell thrown in. |
Jackson Lamb is one of the greatest tv characters of modern times. Maybe of all times. |  | | |
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