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Chocolate Thefts 18:34 - Feb 24 with 1431 viewsOldFart71

Apparently according to reports the theft of chocolate has gone through the roof.
Should the culprits have a Bounty on their heads ?
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Chocolate Thefts on 18:41 - Feb 24 with 1061 viewseireblue

No,…must not laugh….🤭…darn…made me snicker.
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Chocolate Thefts on 18:41 - Feb 24 with 1057 viewsMattinLondon

How do the thieves get home with their stolen chocolate? Possibly on a double decker.
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Chocolate Thefts on 18:42 - Feb 24 with 1051 viewsGavTWTD

It's all over the news. Seems to be a hot topic

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Chocolate Thefts on 18:42 - Feb 24 with 1037 viewsMattinLondon

Chocolate Thefts on 18:41 - Feb 24 by eireblue

No,…must not laugh….🤭…darn…made me snicker.


Hope the police take this issue seriously rather than fudge it.
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Chocolate Thefts on 18:44 - Feb 24 with 1029 viewsBrianTablet

Police are looking for a gang of vicious nickers.

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Chocolate Thefts on 18:48 - Feb 24 with 1012 viewsOldsmoker

Easily done with the deliberate shrinkflation of chocolate bars.
Smaller bars means it's easier to slip inside your boxers.
No security guy dare risk sexual harassment charges*.

* I might let him though.

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Chocolate Thefts on 18:49 - Feb 24 with 1005 viewseireblue

Hopefully, this will be wrapped up soon, and the world will become a kinder place.
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Chocolate Thefts on 18:55 - Feb 24 with 968 viewsCafe_Newman

Chocolate Thefts on 18:41 - Feb 24 by eireblue

No,…must not laugh….🤭…darn…made me snicker.


Smartie-pants
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Chocolate Thefts on 19:00 - Feb 24 with 944 viewsMullet

Mars the whole of Easter for me

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Chocolate Thefts on 19:02 - Feb 24 with 920 viewsMattinLondon

Chocolate Thefts on 19:00 - Feb 24 by Mullet

Mars the whole of Easter for me


No need to over-egg it.
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Chocolate Thefts on 19:02 - Feb 24 with 922 viewsCafe_Newman

More plod on the streets to catch these b*stards by the short and curlywurlys would be nice.
[Post edited 24 Feb 19:14]
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Chocolate Thefts on 19:03 - Feb 24 with 918 viewsNthQldITFC

People making a grab for stuff and then running off with their bounty.

Edit: Dammit, that's in the OP ffs. Taxi!
[Post edited 24 Feb 19:04]

Good work by Philogene...... GREAT WORK BY PHILOGENE!!!
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Chocolate Thefts on 19:15 - Feb 24 with 857 viewsMrPotatoHead

Chocolate Thefts on 18:48 - Feb 24 by Oldsmoker

Easily done with the deliberate shrinkflation of chocolate bars.
Smaller bars means it's easier to slip inside your boxers.
No security guy dare risk sexual harassment charges*.

* I might let him though.


Nicker boxers glory?
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Chocolate Thefts on 19:16 - Feb 24 with 840 viewsMattinLondon

Chocolate Thefts on 19:03 - Feb 24 by NthQldITFC

People making a grab for stuff and then running off with their bounty.

Edit: Dammit, that's in the OP ffs. Taxi!
[Post edited 24 Feb 19:04]


Seems like your reply was a tad flakey.
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Chocolate Thefts on 19:17 - Feb 24 with 834 viewsleitrimblue

Musta been keeping it quiet til now, this is the first wispa I've heard of it
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Chocolate Thefts on 19:18 - Feb 24 with 830 viewsGavTWTD

Chocolate Thefts on 18:48 - Feb 24 by Oldsmoker

Easily done with the deliberate shrinkflation of chocolate bars.
Smaller bars means it's easier to slip inside your boxers.
No security guy dare risk sexual harassment charges*.

* I might let him though.


Betwixt the cheeks?

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Chocolate Thefts on 19:18 - Feb 24 with 825 viewsMullet

Chocolate Thefts on 19:17 - Feb 24 by leitrimblue

Musta been keeping it quiet til now, this is the first wispa I've heard of it


Oh that’s gold

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Chocolate Thefts on 19:29 - Feb 24 with 770 viewsBrianTablet

Chocolate Thefts on 19:18 - Feb 24 by Mullet

Oh that’s gold


Shopkeeping is no picnic any more, is it?

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Chocolate Thefts on 19:31 - Feb 24 with 756 viewsbrogansnose

Some people seem to be getting their knickers in a twix over this.
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Chocolate Thefts on 19:35 - Feb 24 with 730 viewsHugoagogo_Reborn

Such a travesty. I sincerely hope the Wagon Wheels of justice turn for the innocent chocolatiers.

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Chocolate Thefts on 19:48 - Feb 24 with 684 viewsmarvellous

News like this really won't help to Boost the economy
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Chocolate Thefts on 20:41 - Feb 24 with 613 viewsmistert

This is the kind of news that can send a ripple.
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Chocolate Thefts on 20:53 - Feb 24 with 584 viewsCokeIsKey

I asked a bloke about the method used, he said he had a few twix up his sleeve.
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Chocolate Thefts on 20:58 - Feb 24 with 551 viewsjontysnut

Chocolate Thefts on 19:17 - Feb 24 by leitrimblue

Musta been keeping it quiet til now, this is the first wispa I've heard of it


Where have been, Mars?
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Chocolate Thefts on 20:58 - Feb 24 with 550 viewsLuciBlue

Chocolate Thefts on 18:41 - Feb 24 by MattinLondon

How do the thieves get home with their stolen chocolate? Possibly on a double decker.


They take a Cabana bus.

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