| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? 02:39 - Mar 28 with 2023 views | quirkie |
Between the Wet Wipe Left Wing Woke Looney Tunes Comrades and the Right Wing Farage Supporting Fascist Racist Misogynistic Send Them Back Brigade?
One lot singing "There is only one Nigel Farage", the other lot singing "The Red Flag"
Or will it just be much ado about nothing?
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| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 05:28 - Mar 28 with 1919 views | Benters |
One side will tutt and the other side will shake their heads whilst sucking a Worthers Original.
and that will be it. |  |
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| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 06:17 - Mar 28 with 1836 views | Churchman |
Well it’s certainly been a Comedy of Errors. Let’s hope people focus on the team and Alls Well that Ends Well. |  | | |
| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 07:50 - Mar 28 with 1668 views | You_Bloo_Right |
| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 06:17 - Mar 28 by Churchman |
Well it’s certainly been a Comedy of Errors. Let’s hope people focus on the team and Alls Well that Ends Well. |
As You Like It, Churchy, and many will feel it has been Much Ado About Nothing.
More of a tragedy for me (Coriolanus as it happens). |  |
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| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 07:53 - Mar 28 with 1649 views | Schmoke |
Would you like this to happen? It sounds like you would like this to happen.
Maybe you could make some jokes about it happening if it does? |  | | |
| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 08:14 - Mar 28 with 1547 views | Churchman |
| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 07:50 - Mar 28 by You_Bloo_Right |
As You Like It, Churchy, and many will feel it has been Much Ado About Nothing.
More of a tragedy for me (Coriolanus as it happens). |
Let’s hope the Tempest of this week blows out.
(Studied Coriolanus during A levels. God it was awful) | | | |
| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 08:54 - Mar 28 with 1400 views | Wallingford_Boy |
I think it’s probably needed, clear the air.
Where shall we meet? |  |
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| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 08:59 - Mar 28 with 1385 views | lowhouseblue |
i think you'll find that we're now referring to "the Wet Wipe Left Wing Woke Looney Tunes Comrades" as the "far woke". it's just pithier. |  |
| And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show |
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| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 09:05 - Mar 28 with 1351 views | MattinLondon |
To avoid a potential colour clash please may I suggest that the Wet Wipe Left Wing Woke Looney Tunes Comrades wear angelic white. Whilst the Right Wing Farage Supporting Fascist Racist Misogynistic Send Them Back Brigade wear black shirts? |  | | |
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| The bloke that sits.... on 09:11 - Mar 28 with 1319 views | Bloots |
....a couple of rows behind me has been getting on my knockers for a couple of years now, he's got a really annoying laugh and keeps coughing really loudly.
This could be the excuse I need to give him a sly dig.
I just need to find out if he's far right or far woke, then I can take the the opposite stance.
Result. |  |
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| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 15:06 - Mar 28 with 1086 views | Bluespeed225 |
In the 70’s one side would chant ‘Jeremy, the other side, ‘Norman’. Younger readers will have to look the story up, but might be time for a comeback? |  | | |
| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 15:16 - Mar 28 with 1049 views | Meadowlark |
"We're the left side over here...."  |  | | |
| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 15:18 - Mar 28 with 1041 views | MrPotatoHead |
| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 08:54 - Mar 28 by Wallingford_Boy |
I think it’s probably needed, clear the air.
Where shall we meet? |
Which side are you on?
Just so I can make sure I’m on the other one. |  | | |
| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 15:18 - Mar 28 with 1042 views | WeWereZombies |
| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 08:14 - Mar 28 by Churchman |
Let’s hope the Tempest of this week blows out.
(Studied Coriolanus during A levels. God it was awful) |
It won't be actual Shakespeare, just something based on one of his plays. Maybe 'West Stand Story'...
Mariner
We once had a forward called Mariner
And suddenly the game
Revolved around that name
For us
Mariner !
Say it loud and the Nortn Stand's braying
Say it soft and the West Stand's eh ? ing... |  |
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| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 15:22 - Mar 28 with 1024 views | MrPotatoHead |
| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 15:18 - Mar 28 by WeWereZombies |
It won't be actual Shakespeare, just something based on one of his plays. Maybe 'West Stand Story'...
Mariner
We once had a forward called Mariner
And suddenly the game
Revolved around that name
For us
Mariner !
Say it loud and the Nortn Stand's braying
Say it soft and the West Stand's eh ? ing... |
Team Much Ado About Nothing vs Team Comedy of Errors | | | |
| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 15:24 - Mar 28 with 1015 views | WeWereZombies |
| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 15:22 - Mar 28 by MrPotatoHead |
Team Much Ado About Nothing vs Team Comedy of Errors |
Gee, Officer Kipré is going to have his work cut out... | |
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| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 15:38 - Mar 28 with 975 views | jontysnut |
" racists racists give us a song.." |  | | |
| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 15:45 - Mar 28 with 937 views | giant_stow |
| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 08:59 - Mar 28 by lowhouseblue |
i think you'll find that we're now referring to "the Wet Wipe Left Wing Woke Looney Tunes Comrades" as the "far woke". it's just pithier. |
"Far woke" is hilarious - thanks to whoever coined it! |  |
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| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 16:05 - Mar 28 with 882 views | leitrimblue |
'Your going home in a far woke ambulance'? |  | | |
| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 16:07 - Mar 28 with 879 views | WeWereZombies |
| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 15:38 - Mar 28 by jontysnut |
" racists racists give us a song.." |
Sing when you're grifting
You only sing when you're grifting | |
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| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 16:29 - Mar 28 with 807 views | armchaircritic59 |
And Millwall supporters think no one likes them! |  | | |
| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 19:50 - Mar 28 with 669 views | Ewan_Oozami |
| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 08:59 - Mar 28 by lowhouseblue |
i think you'll find that we're now referring to "the Wet Wipe Left Wing Woke Looney Tunes Comrades" as the "far woke". it's just pithier. |
"We're the far woke, we're the far woke, we're the far woke over here" |  |
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| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 21:50 - Mar 28 with 522 views | Leaky |
Just go & support the team feck politics |  | | |
| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 21:56 - Mar 28 with 498 views | WeWereZombies |
| Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 19:50 - Mar 28 by Ewan_Oozami |
"We're the far woke, we're the far woke, we're the far woke over here" |
Oh when the woke
Go marching in
Oh when the woke go marching in
I want to be in that gender fluid non binary number
When the woke go marching in... | |
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