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Punch Ups next home game on the cards? 02:39 - Mar 28 with 1851 viewsquirkie

Between the Wet Wipe Left Wing Woke Looney Tunes Comrades and the Right Wing Farage Supporting Fascist Racist Misogynistic Send Them Back Brigade?

One lot singing "There is only one Nigel Farage", the other lot singing "The Red Flag"

Or will it just be much ado about nothing?




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Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 05:28 - Mar 28 with 1747 viewsBenters

One side will tutt and the other side will shake their heads whilst sucking a Worthers Original.

and that will be it.

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Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 06:17 - Mar 28 with 1664 viewsChurchman

Well it’s certainly been a Comedy of Errors. Let’s hope people focus on the team and Alls Well that Ends Well.
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Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 07:50 - Mar 28 with 1496 viewsYou_Bloo_Right

Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 06:17 - Mar 28 by Churchman

Well it’s certainly been a Comedy of Errors. Let’s hope people focus on the team and Alls Well that Ends Well.


As You Like It, Churchy, and many will feel it has been Much Ado About Nothing.

More of a tragedy for me (Coriolanus as it happens).

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Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 07:53 - Mar 28 with 1477 viewsSchmoke

Would you like this to happen? It sounds like you would like this to happen.

Maybe you could make some jokes about it happening if it does?
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Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 08:14 - Mar 28 with 1375 viewsChurchman

Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 07:50 - Mar 28 by You_Bloo_Right

As You Like It, Churchy, and many will feel it has been Much Ado About Nothing.

More of a tragedy for me (Coriolanus as it happens).


Let’s hope the Tempest of this week blows out.


(Studied Coriolanus during A levels. God it was awful)
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Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 08:54 - Mar 28 with 1228 viewsWallingford_Boy

I think it’s probably needed, clear the air.

Where shall we meet?

RIP Sir Bobby

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Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 08:59 - Mar 28 with 1213 viewslowhouseblue

i think you'll find that we're now referring to "the Wet Wipe Left Wing Woke Looney Tunes Comrades" as the "far woke". it's just pithier.

And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show

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Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 09:05 - Mar 28 with 1179 viewsMattinLondon

To avoid a potential colour clash please may I suggest that the Wet Wipe Left Wing Woke Looney Tunes Comrades wear angelic white. Whilst the Right Wing Farage Supporting Fascist Racist Misogynistic Send Them Back Brigade wear black shirts?
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The bloke that sits.... on 09:11 - Mar 28 with 1147 viewsBloots

....a couple of rows behind me has been getting on my knockers for a couple of years now, he's got a really annoying laugh and keeps coughing really loudly.

This could be the excuse I need to give him a sly dig.

I just need to find out if he's far right or far woke, then I can take the the opposite stance.

Result.

"It won’t be good enough for the far woke on here” - TWTD User (Mar 2026)

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Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 15:06 - Mar 28 with 914 viewsBluespeed225

In the 70’s one side would chant ‘Jeremy, the other side, ‘Norman’. Younger readers will have to look the story up, but might be time for a comeback?
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Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 15:16 - Mar 28 with 877 viewsMeadowlark

"We're the left side over here...."
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Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 15:18 - Mar 28 with 869 viewsMrPotatoHead

Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 08:54 - Mar 28 by Wallingford_Boy

I think it’s probably needed, clear the air.

Where shall we meet?


Which side are you on?

Just so I can make sure I’m on the other one.
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Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 15:18 - Mar 28 with 870 viewsWeWereZombies

Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 08:14 - Mar 28 by Churchman

Let’s hope the Tempest of this week blows out.


(Studied Coriolanus during A levels. God it was awful)


It won't be actual Shakespeare, just something based on one of his plays. Maybe 'West Stand Story'...

Mariner
We once had a forward called Mariner
And suddenly the game
Revolved around that name
For us

Mariner !
Say it loud and the Nortn Stand's braying
Say it soft and the West Stand's eh ? ing...

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Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 15:22 - Mar 28 with 852 viewsMrPotatoHead

Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 15:18 - Mar 28 by WeWereZombies

It won't be actual Shakespeare, just something based on one of his plays. Maybe 'West Stand Story'...

Mariner
We once had a forward called Mariner
And suddenly the game
Revolved around that name
For us

Mariner !
Say it loud and the Nortn Stand's braying
Say it soft and the West Stand's eh ? ing...


Team Much Ado About Nothing vs Team Comedy of Errors
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Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 15:24 - Mar 28 with 843 viewsWeWereZombies

Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 15:22 - Mar 28 by MrPotatoHead

Team Much Ado About Nothing vs Team Comedy of Errors


Gee, Officer Kipré is going to have his work cut out...

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Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 15:38 - Mar 28 with 803 viewsjontysnut

" racists racists give us a song.."
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Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 15:45 - Mar 28 with 765 viewsgiant_stow

Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 08:59 - Mar 28 by lowhouseblue

i think you'll find that we're now referring to "the Wet Wipe Left Wing Woke Looney Tunes Comrades" as the "far woke". it's just pithier.


"Far woke" is hilarious - thanks to whoever coined it!

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Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 16:05 - Mar 28 with 710 viewsleitrimblue

'Your going home in a far woke ambulance'?
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Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 16:07 - Mar 28 with 707 viewsWeWereZombies

Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 15:38 - Mar 28 by jontysnut

" racists racists give us a song.."


Sing when you're grifting
You only sing when you're grifting

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Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 16:29 - Mar 28 with 635 viewsarmchaircritic59

And Millwall supporters think no one likes them!
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Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 19:50 - Mar 28 with 497 viewsEwan_Oozami

Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 08:59 - Mar 28 by lowhouseblue

i think you'll find that we're now referring to "the Wet Wipe Left Wing Woke Looney Tunes Comrades" as the "far woke". it's just pithier.


"We're the far woke, we're the far woke, we're the far woke over here"

You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
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Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 21:50 - Mar 28 with 350 viewsLeaky

Just go & support the team feck politics
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Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 21:56 - Mar 28 with 326 viewsWeWereZombies

Punch Ups next home game on the cards? on 19:50 - Mar 28 by Ewan_Oozami

"We're the far woke, we're the far woke, we're the far woke over here"


Oh when the woke
Go marching in
Oh when the woke go marching in
I want to be in that gender fluid non binary number
When the woke go marching in...

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