| Office Pet Hates 09:28 - Apr 1 with 1623 views | Chris_ITFC |
People who sit wearing headphones all day, especially when they don’t even take them off to walk around. |  |
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| Office Pet Hates on 09:31 - Apr 1 with 1295 views | jontysnut |
Could have stopped after word 1. |  | | |
| Office Pet Hates on 09:33 - Apr 1 with 1280 views | You_Bloo_Right |
| Office Pet Hates on 09:31 - Apr 1 by jontysnut |
Could have stopped after word 1. |
"L'enfer, c'est les autres" |  |
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| Office Pet Hates on 09:54 - Apr 1 with 1222 views | Chris_ITFC |
| Office Pet Hates on 09:31 - Apr 1 by jontysnut |
Could have stopped after word 1. |
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| Office Pet Hates on 09:55 - Apr 1 with 1218 views | J2BLUE |
Thankfully work from home now so none of that. But from past experience:
Office drama - one woman hated me because I never ate biscuits. I was losing weight and getting fitter, doing an hour on the treadmill each day and eating well. She used to stand for 5 minutes on one of those vibrating machines which is "the same as doing a 30 minute workout".
Office weirdo - once worked somewhere where the person opposite me tried to chat up random women we had never seen before over the phone. His voice got quiet and almost deranged as he said he would send them some chocolate and a copy of his band's new album...
The middle aged woman who makes every task seem like it takes a monumental amount of effort - every office has one of these. You know the type. "I've had the morning from hell, had to make my own coffee, then the phone rang and then I had to reset my password" *exasperated sigh* Usually the same one who doesn't want the window open when it's 30 degrees outside and thinks fans are too noisy.
The office bantz king - the one who doesn't know where the line is or what is acceptable. 2-3 of you will be verbally sparring with some light shots when he will go in two footed and randomly call someone a paedo.
The one upper - you've been to Tenerife, they've been to Elevenerife. Usually could have gone pro in 4-5 different sports but for some reason chose to work selling insurance. [Post edited 1 Apr 10:09]
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| Office Pet Hates on 10:00 - Apr 1 with 1199 views | TRUE_BLUE123 |
People who try to talk to me when I have headphones on. |  |
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| Office Pet Hates on 10:04 - Apr 1 with 1188 views | FBI |
The one who gets in before everyone else and makes sure you know about it, leaves last and mentions it the following morning and sends work emails at 11pm on Sunday from their phone, yet somehow their only achievement is to elevate incompetence and lethargy in the workplace to superhuman levels.
Oh, and people who send emails containing a single sentence with 50 words in. [Post edited 1 Apr 10:06]
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| Office Pet Hates on 10:07 - Apr 1 with 1162 views | Samuelowen88 |
There is someone in the building who uses to staff room to microwave fish.
It's been going on for years and we havent managed to work out who it is. Stinks the while floor out. Should be a sackable offence. |  |
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| Office Pet Hates on 10:09 - Apr 1 with 1149 views | Mookamoo |
I can understand why people sometimes have to eat lunch at their desks. Time slips away and everything gets a bit rushed etc etc.
But there is absolutely no excuse for arriving at work and then start eating breakfast. I do not want to listen to you crunch your granola while flicking through your emails, or smell your McDonalds egg slop. |  | | |
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| Office Pet Hates on 10:18 - Apr 1 with 1107 views | TRUE_BLUE123 |
| Office Pet Hates on 10:07 - Apr 1 by Samuelowen88 |
There is someone in the building who uses to staff room to microwave fish.
It's been going on for years and we havent managed to work out who it is. Stinks the while floor out. Should be a sackable offence. |
How on earth have you not worked it out yet ?
Is the person invisible ? | |
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| Office Pet Hates on 10:20 - Apr 1 with 1098 views | Keno |
| Office Pet Hates on 10:18 - Apr 1 by TRUE_BLUE123 |
How on earth have you not worked it out yet ?
Is the person invisible ? |
No hes just in the wrong plaice at the wrong time |  |
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| Office Pet Hates on 10:28 - Apr 1 with 1039 views | J2BLUE |
| Office Pet Hates on 10:18 - Apr 1 by TRUE_BLUE123 |
How on earth have you not worked it out yet ?
Is the person invisible ? |
And why haven't they just banned it? | |
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| Office Pet Hates on 10:30 - Apr 1 with 1028 views | Samuelowen88 |
| Office Pet Hates on 10:18 - Apr 1 by TRUE_BLUE123 |
How on earth have you not worked it out yet ?
Is the person invisible ? |
Never been caught in the act, I have my suspicions, but always seem to walk through the corridor and the smell hits you | |
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| Office Pet Hates on 10:35 - Apr 1 with 1003 views | _CliveBaker_ |
I work with someone who has absolutely no ability to recognise when someone is busy or doesn't want to talk. I've never known anyone to talk as much as she does. Sometimes I'm half way down the corridor with my coat on and she's still trying to tell me something about her horse or whatever. She's had some feedback from her boss lately apparently so I'll be interested to see how it goes. Some people have cited it as a reason for not going to the office its that bad.
There's another woman who without being rude is massive. She's a nice lady and she's been on a diet since I've known her. Last time I decided to humour her and ask how many 'sins' she was on for the day she told me it was 22 vs. an allowed 5, as she was dipping her paw into the chocolate tin. Zero will power bless her.
I had someone yesterday who has literally done fk all to help with sorting out a long standing mess show her face when it finally all got sorted. I've spent 3 months working with a 3rd party to fix it and its going to save us over $1m this year. She came out of her Ivory tower in New York yesterday like John Terry in his full kit to try to take credit. Now I don't care about getting credit for it, 10 years ago I might've cared, but don't show your face now bitch when you've been MIA for months. |  | | |
| Office Pet Hates on 10:40 - Apr 1 with 959 views | ronnyd |
Glad that i'm retired.  |  | | |
| Office Pet Hates on 10:43 - Apr 1 with 947 views | multiplescoregasms |
| Office Pet Hates on 09:55 - Apr 1 by J2BLUE |
Thankfully work from home now so none of that. But from past experience:
Office drama - one woman hated me because I never ate biscuits. I was losing weight and getting fitter, doing an hour on the treadmill each day and eating well. She used to stand for 5 minutes on one of those vibrating machines which is "the same as doing a 30 minute workout".
Office weirdo - once worked somewhere where the person opposite me tried to chat up random women we had never seen before over the phone. His voice got quiet and almost deranged as he said he would send them some chocolate and a copy of his band's new album...
The middle aged woman who makes every task seem like it takes a monumental amount of effort - every office has one of these. You know the type. "I've had the morning from hell, had to make my own coffee, then the phone rang and then I had to reset my password" *exasperated sigh* Usually the same one who doesn't want the window open when it's 30 degrees outside and thinks fans are too noisy.
The office bantz king - the one who doesn't know where the line is or what is acceptable. 2-3 of you will be verbally sparring with some light shots when he will go in two footed and randomly call someone a paedo.
The one upper - you've been to Tenerife, they've been to Elevenerife. Usually could have gone pro in 4-5 different sports but for some reason chose to work selling insurance. [Post edited 1 Apr 10:09]
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I worked with a woman who would do her own work and once that was finished, would do nothing else or help anyone. By mid afternoon she would be sat at her desk looking out of the window, with a bag of maltesers on her desk, and she would eat them over about an hour. Used to drive me mad. |  | | |
| Office Pet Hates on 10:47 - Apr 1 with 922 views | TRUE_BLUE123 |
Smoke Breaks.
If someone wants to smoke that is fine it is their choice of course. But some people are going every hour and essentially get an extra hour away from their desk a day to sit their and gossip.
If I decided to walk away from my desk for an hour and stare at the wall I am fairly sure my boss would have words for me. But if you do it with a cigarette, it is ok ? | |
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| Office Pet Hates on 10:47 - Apr 1 with 923 views | Charlie_pl_baxter |
My former boss used to bring a CO2 detector to work and if it got above a certain level would open the windows regardless of the outdoor temperature. At the time we worked in a box at a major cricket ground with very poor heating. They would frequently allow meetings to run 45 minutes to an hour longer than scheduled and then turn up to client meetings citing a busy schedule. |  |
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| Office Pet Hates on 11:04 - Apr 1 with 836 views | Ewan_Oozami |
| Office Pet Hates on 10:49 - Apr 1 by Deano69 |
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How did you get that picture of Keno? |  |
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| Office Pet Hates on 11:06 - Apr 1 with 828 views | Cheltenham_Blue |
I hate it when people get all huffy about me microwaving Mackerel. |  |
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| Office Pet Hates on 11:23 - Apr 1 with 768 views | Hugoagogo_Reborn |
| Office Pet Hates on 10:47 - Apr 1 by TRUE_BLUE123 |
Smoke Breaks.
If someone wants to smoke that is fine it is their choice of course. But some people are going every hour and essentially get an extra hour away from their desk a day to sit their and gossip.
If I decided to walk away from my desk for an hour and stare at the wall I am fairly sure my boss would have words for me. But if you do it with a cigarette, it is ok ? |
Non-smokers have to look concerned whilst walking briskly down corridors holding random bits of paper to get their extra break time in. [Post edited 1 Apr 11:25]
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| Office Pet Hates on 11:24 - Apr 1 with 756 views | FBI |
| Office Pet Hates on 11:06 - Apr 1 by Cheltenham_Blue |
I hate it when people get all huffy about me microwaving Mackerel. |
Fair enough but they're meant to be dead first, aren't they? | |
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| Office Pet Hates on 12:08 - Apr 1 with 612 views | TIB |
Tinned and / or microwaved fish lunches. |  |
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| Office Pet Hates on 12:13 - Apr 1 with 593 views | You_Bloo_Right |
| Office Pet Hates on 09:55 - Apr 1 by J2BLUE |
Thankfully work from home now so none of that. But from past experience:
Office drama - one woman hated me because I never ate biscuits. I was losing weight and getting fitter, doing an hour on the treadmill each day and eating well. She used to stand for 5 minutes on one of those vibrating machines which is "the same as doing a 30 minute workout".
Office weirdo - once worked somewhere where the person opposite me tried to chat up random women we had never seen before over the phone. His voice got quiet and almost deranged as he said he would send them some chocolate and a copy of his band's new album...
The middle aged woman who makes every task seem like it takes a monumental amount of effort - every office has one of these. You know the type. "I've had the morning from hell, had to make my own coffee, then the phone rang and then I had to reset my password" *exasperated sigh* Usually the same one who doesn't want the window open when it's 30 degrees outside and thinks fans are too noisy.
The office bantz king - the one who doesn't know where the line is or what is acceptable. 2-3 of you will be verbally sparring with some light shots when he will go in two footed and randomly call someone a paedo.
The one upper - you've been to Tenerife, they've been to Elevenerife. Usually could have gone pro in 4-5 different sports but for some reason chose to work selling insurance. [Post edited 1 Apr 10:09]
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"The one upper - you've been to Tenerife, they've been to Elevenerife. Usually could have gone pro in 4-5 different sports but for some reason chose to work selling insurance."
As my old Nan used to say, "If I had one black cat, he'd have two." | |
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| Office Pet Hates on 12:18 - Apr 1 with 578 views | azuremerlangus |
| Office Pet Hates on 12:13 - Apr 1 by You_Bloo_Right |
"The one upper - you've been to Tenerife, they've been to Elevenerife. Usually could have gone pro in 4-5 different sports but for some reason chose to work selling insurance."
As my old Nan used to say, "If I had one black cat, he'd have two." |
I’ve got a black Panther. |  |
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