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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough 17:48 - May 27 with 902 viewsredrickstuhaart

Genuinely scared and struggling for a while.

Is there a more middle class way to go?

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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 18:01 - May 27 with 853 viewsDJR

Did a bit of extra virgin olive oil do the trick?
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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 18:04 - May 27 with 817 viewsNthQldITFC

I dunno. Are you currently glamping?

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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 18:05 - May 27 with 811 viewsstickymockwell

Olive focaccia with sprigs of rosemary from a farmers market.

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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 18:07 - May 27 with 798 viewsfactual_blue

Skull fracture from a falling jar of kimchi in Waitrose.

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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 18:07 - May 27 with 797 viewsKeno

Only if you are in Waitrose buying essential Quinoa

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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 18:08 - May 27 with 798 viewsPerublue

Was it whilst erecting your toilet tent at a jimmy’s farm music festival with your friends Ollie and Sophia and Tarquin the babe ?

Hugs hun btw
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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 18:11 - May 27 with 778 viewsredrickstuhaart

I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 18:04 - May 27 by NthQldITFC

I dunno. Are you currently glamping?


Nope. Was just stuffing my face in order to put off cleaning the kitchen because its too warm.

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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 18:12 - May 27 with 769 viewsredrickstuhaart

I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 18:01 - May 27 by DJR

Did a bit of extra virgin olive oil do the trick?
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In future I shall keep a drizzle of balsamic with the first aid kit for such emergencies.

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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 18:38 - May 27 with 668 viewsDubtractor

I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 18:05 - May 27 by stickymockwell

Olive focaccia with sprigs of rosemary from a farmers market.


Studded with maldon sea salt.

Did the choking incident also include smashed avocado?
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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 18:40 - May 27 with 654 viewsNthQldITFC

I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 18:11 - May 27 by redrickstuhaart

Nope. Was just stuffing my face in order to put off cleaning the kitchen because its too warm.


Ah!

I didn't know you could cool a kitchen down by cleaning it.

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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 18:49 - May 27 with 635 viewsNedPlimpton

Falling into your own coffee bean grinder?
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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 19:01 - May 27 with 607 viewsBlueBoots

Getting crushed to death by a collapsing stall of organic mushrooms at a farmers' market?

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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 19:27 - May 27 with 535 viewsJ2BLUE

Being a middle aged woman who "Literally died when Sebastian informed me that Waitrose had run out of Perrier!"
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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 19:29 - May 27 with 533 viewsSenatorBlue

Instantly one of the best threads in a while. Middle class humour at its best.
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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 19:34 - May 27 with 512 viewsarmchaircritic59

Make a great tombstone epithet, " Death By Sourdough ". Not as good as Spike Milligan's though. In Gaelic as they refused to do it in English, " I told you I was ill " !
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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 19:36 - May 27 with 505 viewsDubtractor

I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 19:29 - May 27 by SenatorBlue

Instantly one of the best threads in a while. Middle class humour at its best.


I think it's important to be able to mock yourself for being a middle class cliché at times

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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 19:39 - May 27 with 498 viewsIllinoisblue

Was it toasted and smeared with avocado? If not you might as well be working in a coal mine.

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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 19:46 - May 27 with 476 viewsMeadowlark

Being run over by the au pair while she reversed the Land Rover because you'd got out to pick up the cockerdoodle pup from the resin gravel driveway?
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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 20:17 - May 27 with 397 viewsstickymockwell

Food poisoning from a barely cooked scotch egg with chorizo and cumin seeds
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Give him a ball and a yard of grass
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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 20:18 - May 27 with 392 viewsRyorry

Seriously - everyone should watch this for the future - if you're alone & choking later, you won't have time to look it up -



and

https://www.tenethealth.com/he

and you can also do something similar using the back of a hard chair -

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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 20:20 - May 27 with 373 viewsNedPlimpton

I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 20:17 - May 27 by stickymockwell

Food poisoning from a barely cooked scotch egg with chorizo and cumin seeds
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That would have gone well with the shaksouka I just had
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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 21:19 - May 27 with 268 viewsNthQldITFC

A euphemistically middle class way to go might be whilst choking one's chicken?

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I just nearly choked to death on a piece of sourdough on 21:26 - May 27 with 238 viewsDJR

A fatal allergic reaction when finding out the meal the neighbours cooked when they invited you round contained chicken from Asda.
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