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Forum posters as Town players 19:41 - Jun 4 with 14950 viewsSpruceMoose

I'll start us off.

J2 - Chopra. He loves a gamble so he does!
Facters - Jonathan Douglas. Experienced pro, seen it all, but can barely move now.

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Forum posters as Town players on 19:43 - Jun 4 with 2598 viewsBlueBadger

I'm Martijn Reuser - good value, capable of magic but not seen at PR nearly as much as I should have been.
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Forum posters as Town players on 19:45 - Jun 4 with 2583 viewsShawsey

Callis - Jimmy Bullard.

Nice guy, but misunderstood by many.
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Forum posters as Town players on 19:46 - Jun 4 with 2578 viewsSpruceMoose

Forum posters as Town players on 19:43 - Jun 4 by BlueBadger

I'm Martijn Reuser - good value, capable of magic but not seen at PR nearly as much as I should have been.
[Post edited 4 Jun 2020 19:44]


Footers is clearly Bullard. Gifted wind up merchant. Used to put in the effort now thinks it's all beneath him. Probably correctly.

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Forum posters as Town players on 19:50 - Jun 4 with 2562 viewsMullet

Forum posters as Town players on 19:46 - Jun 4 by SpruceMoose

Footers is clearly Bullard. Gifted wind up merchant. Used to put in the effort now thinks it's all beneath him. Probably correctly.


Are you saying he's sh1t since becoming permanent here and his brand of "bantz" is insufferable and incessant as he plays to mob of overgrown manbabies?

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Forum posters as Town players on 19:52 - Jun 4 with 2555 viewsSpruceMoose

Forum posters as Town players on 19:50 - Jun 4 by Mullet

Are you saying he's sh1t since becoming permanent here and his brand of "bantz" is insufferable and incessant as he plays to mob of overgrown manbabies?


I was more thinking of him when he first arrived.

For that low blow you can be Ben Thatcher.

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Forum posters as Town players on 19:54 - Jun 4 with 2551 viewsSpruceMoose

Tom Adeyemi would be Pecker. Major doubts about the legitimacy of his injury held by some.

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Forum posters as Town players on 19:57 - Jun 4 with 2524 viewsNewcyBlue

Blubfish is obviously Knudsen...

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Forum posters as Town players on 19:50 - Jun 4 by Mullet

Are you saying he's sh1t since becoming permanent here and his brand of "bantz" is insufferable and incessant as he plays to mob of overgrown manbabies?


Point of order, I've always been sh1t, insufferable and incessant.

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Forum posters as Town players on 20:00 - Jun 4 with 2509 viewsMullet

Forum posters as Town players on 19:52 - Jun 4 by SpruceMoose

I was more thinking of him when he first arrived.

For that low blow you can be Ben Thatcher.


Your words.

I merely volleyed them into the top corner. JET innit. Whoosh!

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Ullaa can be the manager... on 20:00 - Jun 4 with 2514 viewsBloots

….another hopeless budgie.

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Forum posters as Town players on 20:01 - Jun 4 with 2503 viewsNewcyBlue

Forum posters as Town players on 20:00 - Jun 4 by Mullet

Your words.

I merely volleyed them into the top corner. JET innit. Whoosh!


Talented, showed it rarely, could do more?

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Forum posters as Town players on 20:02 - Jun 4 with 2493 viewsHarry_Palmer

Forum posters as Town players on 19:43 - Jun 4 by BlueBadger

I'm Martijn Reuser - good value, capable of magic but not seen at PR nearly as much as I should have been.
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Nah, Reuser had some charisma...
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Forum posters as Town players on 20:03 - Jun 4 with 2487 viewsMullet

Forum posters as Town players on 20:01 - Jun 4 by NewcyBlue

Talented, showed it rarely, could do more?


Nah, amazing dancer with a lumbering oaf for a mate innit.

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Forum posters as Town players on 20:04 - Jun 4 with 2480 viewsSpruceMoose

Forum posters as Town players on 20:02 - Jun 4 by Harry_Palmer

Nah, Reuser had some charisma...


Judging from recent developments on his Twitter page I reckon you could be in with a shout of being Mauricio Taricco!

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Forum posters as Town players on 20:04 - Jun 4 with 2473 viewsNewcyBlue

Forum posters as Town players on 20:03 - Jun 4 by Mullet

Nah, amazing dancer with a lumbering oaf for a mate innit.


Did JET make questionable fashion choices too?

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Forum posters as Town players on 20:05 - Jun 4 with 2467 viewsBlueBadger

Forum posters as Town players on 19:57 - Jun 4 by NewcyBlue

Blubfish is obviously Knudsen...


Nah, he's Paul Taylor. Coasting on his one good performance and only admired by fools.

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Forum posters as Town players on 20:06 - Jun 4 with 2453 viewsfooters

Forum posters as Town players on 20:05 - Jun 4 by BlueBadger

Nah, he's Paul Taylor. Coasting on his one good performance and only admired by fools.


Hold off until we can confirm Blubbers has tw@tted a bouncer.

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Forum posters as Town players on 20:06 - Jun 4 with 2452 viewshoppy

Forum posters as Town players on 20:04 - Jun 4 by NewcyBlue

Did JET make questionable fashion choices too?


Don't be so hard on yourself mate...

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Forum posters as Town players on 20:06 - Jun 4 with 2451 viewsMullet

Forum posters as Town players on 20:04 - Jun 4 by NewcyBlue

Did JET make questionable fashion choices too?


Nah he was a style wizard too.

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Forum posters as Town players on 20:07 - Jun 4 with 2445 viewsBlueBadger

Redacted of North Essex would be Ian Marshall. Popular and well-regarded in his day but now far too willing to regurgitate all sorts of old nonsense propagated by internet racists and rent-a-gobs.

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Forum posters as Town players on 20:07 - Jun 4 with 2433 viewsNewcyBlue

Forum posters as Town players on 20:06 - Jun 4 by Mullet

Nah he was a style wizard too.


Your not JET then....

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Forum posters as Town players on 20:08 - Jun 4 with 2425 viewsNewcyBlue

Forum posters as Town players on 20:05 - Jun 4 by BlueBadger

Nah, he's Paul Taylor. Coasting on his one good performance and only admired by fools.


I was more thinking his love of Mick got him a lot flak...

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Forum posters as Town players on 20:08 - Jun 4 with 2433 viewsBlueBadger

Phil is Matt Holland. Always working, pops up with the odd blinder and an all-round good-egg loved by all.

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Forum posters as Town players on 20:08 - Jun 4 with 2423 viewsfooters

Forum posters as Town players on 20:07 - Jun 4 by NewcyBlue

Your not JET then....


Don't think JET wrote dull, overwrought Morrissey-themed match reports either.

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Forum posters as Town players on 20:09 - Jun 4 with 2421 viewsBlueBadger

Forum posters as Town players on 20:08 - Jun 4 by BlueBadger

Phil is Matt Holland. Always working, pops up with the odd blinder and an all-round good-egg loved by all.


This of course, makes Gav Jim Magilton. A bona fide legend but still a bit prickly.

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