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Battle for the Planet 17:29 - Sep 26 with 2585 viewsOldsmoker

It seems the war with the Orca is starting to escalate.
More random attacks are occuring and we might not have much time.
Our govt. is doing nothing and we are yet to enter into any dialogue with the Orca.
Fear the worst.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-54292317

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Battle for the Planet on 17:37 - Sep 26 with 2546 viewsJ2BLUE

Yea they phoned me last week and gave me a list of demands saying they had Newcy hostage.

I told them to keep him.

Truly impaired.
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Battle for the Planet on 17:40 - Sep 26 with 2534 viewsjeera

Maybe those are super-patriotic Spanish whales who don't like Scots.

Until proven otherwise, it is possible.

We should send Andy Murray there in a canoe the next time he fails to win a tournament to test out the theory.

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Battle for the Planet on 17:48 - Sep 26 with 2513 viewseireblue

“He believes two juvenile orcas were responsible for the initial attack but a third one, which was "a lot bigger", soon arrived on the scene.”

Tut, single parent families, bet they had been on the Squid Ink.
[Post edited 26 Sep 2020 17:49]
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Battle for the Planet on 18:05 - Sep 26 with 2474 viewsNthQldITFC

My sympathies lie almost entirely with the enemy. #FishColumnist

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Battle for the Planet on 18:51 - Sep 26 with 2412 viewsPendejo

Doing Barnier's bidding. Def info

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Battle for the Planet on 19:12 - Sep 26 with 2390 viewsfactual_blue

Battle for the Planet on 18:51 - Sep 26 by Pendejo

Doing Barnier's bidding. Def info


My thoughts entirely.

A patriotic Churchillian whale would defiantly swim up the Thames to the Houses of Parliament, whistling 'Rule Britannia' through its blowhole.

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Battle for the Planet on 19:34 - Sep 26 with 2364 viewsGeoffSentence

we should join with the sperm whales. The Orcas will have no chance with such an alliance. In victory we could split the wold between us. Humans can have the land and the sperm whales could have the sea, and maybe Holland.

Don't boil a kettle on a boat.
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Battle for the Planet on 19:55 - Sep 26 with 2343 viewsKingsCrossBlue

Battle for the Planet on 19:34 - Sep 26 by GeoffSentence

we should join with the sperm whales. The Orcas will have no chance with such an alliance. In victory we could split the wold between us. Humans can have the land and the sperm whales could have the sea, and maybe Holland.


It’s widely documented, if orca’s possessed opposing thumbs, they would take over the world.
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Battle for the Planet on 20:25 - Sep 26 with 2315 viewssyntaxerror

Battle for the Planet on 17:48 - Sep 26 by eireblue

“He believes two juvenile orcas were responsible for the initial attack but a third one, which was "a lot bigger", soon arrived on the scene.”

Tut, single parent families, bet they had been on the Squid Ink.
[Post edited 26 Sep 2020 17:49]


I am sure I sure the bigger one smoking outside the Plankton bank
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Battle for the Planet on 20:31 - Sep 26 with 2306 viewsEdwardStone

Battle for the Planet on 19:12 - Sep 26 by factual_blue

My thoughts entirely.

A patriotic Churchillian whale would defiantly swim up the Thames to the Houses of Parliament, whistling 'Rule Britannia' through its blowhole.


As opposed to Farage swimming up the Thames to H of P whistling " Rule, Britannia! " through his bumhole?
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Battle for the Planet on 21:10 - Sep 26 with 2269 viewsRyorry

Good for the Orcas, about time a species with bigger bodies, brains and IQs than humans started setting the planet to rights, seeing as we've been blithely carrying on wrecking it despite all the warnings.

COYO

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Battle for the Planet on 21:10 - Sep 26 with 2269 viewseireblue

Battle for the Planet on 20:25 - Sep 26 by syntaxerror

I am sure I sure the bigger one smoking outside the Plankton bank


They have to be careful, the Great White doesn't like that sort of thing.
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Battle for the Planet on 02:33 - Sep 27 with 2194 viewsNewcyBlue

Battle for the Planet on 17:37 - Sep 26 by J2BLUE

Yea they phoned me last week and gave me a list of demands saying they had Newcy hostage.

I told them to keep him.


We are waiting for you on your next visit to Felixstowe beach....

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Battle for the Planet on 08:18 - Sep 27 with 2125 viewsWeWereZombies

Battle for the Planet on 21:10 - Sep 26 by Ryorry

Good for the Orcas, about time a species with bigger bodies, brains and IQs than humans started setting the planet to rights, seeing as we've been blithely carrying on wrecking it despite all the warnings.

COYO


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Battle for the Planet on 08:21 - Sep 27 with 2119 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

It is getting really dangerous out there....
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/sep/25/police-appeal-for-witnesses-after-

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Battle for the Planet on 08:25 - Sep 27 with 2114 viewsWeWereZombies

Battle for the Planet on 08:21 - Sep 27 by BanksterDebtSlave

It is getting really dangerous out there....
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/sep/25/police-appeal-for-witnesses-after-


Time to arm the ramblers? Assault rifles, shoot first because those cows never give a straight answer anyway, it's all moo this, moo that.

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Battle for the Planet on 10:50 - Sep 27 with 2078 viewsGeoffSentence

Battle for the Planet on 08:25 - Sep 27 by WeWereZombies

Time to arm the ramblers? Assault rifles, shoot first because those cows never give a straight answer anyway, it's all moo this, moo that.


They are obcuring the facts with fake moos.

Don't boil a kettle on a boat.
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Battle for the Planet on 11:02 - Sep 27 with 2064 viewsDarth_Koont

I for one welcome our Cetacean overlords.

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Battle for the Planet on 11:05 - Sep 27 with 2054 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Battle for the Planet on 10:50 - Sep 27 by GeoffSentence

They are obcuring the facts with fake moos.


Free the Friesian 2!

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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Battle for the Planet on 18:16 - Sep 27 with 1988 viewsRyorry

Battle for the Planet on 08:18 - Sep 27 by WeWereZombies

Oooh, edgegirl Ryorry, the Kriler Queen...


Mmm, like it, I see wot you did there!

Cheers also for excuse to post up a Queen choon -


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