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No bog roll or pasta again then 17:46 - Dec 13 with 2148 viewsgtsb1966

because we all know what will happen when people read this. The f***wits will be out in force again. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55293595
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No bog roll or pasta again then on 17:49 - Dec 13 with 2112 viewsJ2BLUE

BRB going to shops.

Truly impaired.
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No bog roll or pasta again then on 17:57 - Dec 13 with 2073 viewswkj

Thankfully I have a fair supply of canned goods and TP I have been ordering a little extra of the the last few months.

TWTD come dine with me can go ahead as planned - bring your own tin opener though.

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No bog roll or pasta again then on 18:01 - Dec 13 with 2056 viewsjeera

No bog roll or pasta again then on 17:49 - Dec 13 by J2BLUE

BRB going to shops.


Grab me some pasta while you're there please!

Oh, and some loo rolls. 24 pack.

Two if you can carry them.

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No bog roll or pasta again then on 18:02 - Dec 13 with 2052 viewsSwansea_Blue

Project fear. I’m going to wipe my butt on unicorns anyway.

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No bog roll or pasta again then on 18:05 - Dec 13 with 2035 viewswkj

No bog roll or pasta again then on 18:02 - Dec 13 by Swansea_Blue

Project fear. I’m going to wipe my butt on unicorns anyway.


Snowflake! We're heading back to better times where we sh*t in a bucket and just throw it out of the window! The good old fashioned roll your sleeves up and carry on life is coming back, and we're fooking made up about it!

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No bog roll or pasta again then on 18:11 - Dec 13 with 2024 viewsSwansea_Blue

No bog roll or pasta again then on 18:05 - Dec 13 by wkj

Snowflake! We're heading back to better times where we sh*t in a bucket and just throw it out of the window! The good old fashioned roll your sleeves up and carry on life is coming back, and we're fooking made up about it!


Bucket? When I was a lad we had to use our hands, etc.

These Brexit dividends we heard about seem to be quite shy things don’t they. I haven’t spotted one yet.

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No bog roll or pasta again then on 18:19 - Dec 13 with 1999 viewsAce_High1

Yeah, noticed already the delivery slots have been in scarce supply again.
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No bog roll or pasta again then on 18:21 - Dec 13 with 1991 viewsbluelagos

If/when people start to panic buy am sure the supermarkets will be far quicker to put limits on what people can buy this time. They know how to do it and won't dither like last time.

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No bog roll or pasta again then on 18:30 - Dec 13 with 1959 viewsfactual_blue

No bog roll or pasta again then on 17:49 - Dec 13 by J2BLUE

BRB going to shops.


As a leave voter, you will be barred from shopping.

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No bog roll or pasta again then on 18:50 - Dec 13 with 1900 viewsTractorWood

PrOJekT FEEeR. RemOaNERs R TrAIToERs.

I know that was then, but it could be again..
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No bog roll or pasta again then on 20:03 - Dec 13 with 1792 viewsHARRY10

I can see there being a shortage of Camp coffee, Fray Bentos pies and Werthers Originals once the brexiteers raid the shops

And Christ knows what the stampede will be like when they are told that chlorinated chicken and hormone beef is for sale

They have waited nearly four years - it will probably be labelled

Fit for brexiteers only
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No bog roll or pasta again then on 20:15 - Dec 13 with 1770 viewsbrogansnose

I'm off out and bulk buying HP sauce, made in the Nethlands now innit.




Up yours Delors !!!
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No bog roll or pasta again then on 20:25 - Dec 13 with 1750 viewsfactual_blue

No bog roll or pasta again then on 20:03 - Dec 13 by HARRY10

I can see there being a shortage of Camp coffee, Fray Bentos pies and Werthers Originals once the brexiteers raid the shops

And Christ knows what the stampede will be like when they are told that chlorinated chicken and hormone beef is for sale

They have waited nearly four years - it will probably be labelled

Fit for brexiteers only


I daresay the brexiteers will be looking forward to sucking on a Fisherman's Friend.

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No bog roll or pasta again then on 21:50 - Dec 13 with 1661 viewsChurchman

No bog roll or pasta again then on 20:03 - Dec 13 by HARRY10

I can see there being a shortage of Camp coffee, Fray Bentos pies and Werthers Originals once the brexiteers raid the shops

And Christ knows what the stampede will be like when they are told that chlorinated chicken and hormone beef is for sale

They have waited nearly four years - it will probably be labelled

Fit for brexiteers only


Spam, corned beef and luncheon meat with a treat at Christmas: Ye Olde Oak Ham. Pink sludge is a ham shaped tin surrounded by green, grey and beige fat and liquid. A dinky little key to open it with a chance to take a slice out of your hand. Oh how I look forward to bringing back the good old days......not

Camp coffee - awful. Fray Bentos pies were fine as long as you enjoyed fat, gristle and meat of dubious origins. Loved vesta beef curry’s though! Food of the gods.
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No bog roll or pasta again then on 22:05 - Dec 13 with 1631 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

No bog roll or pasta again then on 21:50 - Dec 13 by Churchman

Spam, corned beef and luncheon meat with a treat at Christmas: Ye Olde Oak Ham. Pink sludge is a ham shaped tin surrounded by green, grey and beige fat and liquid. A dinky little key to open it with a chance to take a slice out of your hand. Oh how I look forward to bringing back the good old days......not

Camp coffee - awful. Fray Bentos pies were fine as long as you enjoyed fat, gristle and meat of dubious origins. Loved vesta beef curry’s though! Food of the gods.


Ye Olde Oak Ham is great for carp fishing bait, as is spam and luncheon meat. Stocked up for next springs days on the bank.
Millions of carp can't be wrong.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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No bog roll or pasta again then on 22:09 - Dec 13 with 1613 viewsChurchman

No bog roll or pasta again then on 22:05 - Dec 13 by StochesStotasBlewe

Ye Olde Oak Ham is great for carp fishing bait, as is spam and luncheon meat. Stocked up for next springs days on the bank.
Millions of carp can't be wrong.


High fives to those carp getting that tin open! They should pass the secret on.
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No bog roll or pasta again then on 22:13 - Dec 13 with 1607 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

No bog roll or pasta again then on 22:09 - Dec 13 by Churchman

High fives to those carp getting that tin open! They should pass the secret on.


Clever feckers, those cyprinids.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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No bog roll or pasta again then on 09:34 - Dec 14 with 1448 viewsMonkeyAlan

Media led as usual. If it wasn't mentioned the number skulls wouldn't give it a thought.
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No bog roll or pasta again then on 09:39 - Dec 14 with 1437 viewsKeno

No bog roll or pasta again then on 20:03 - Dec 13 by HARRY10

I can see there being a shortage of Camp coffee, Fray Bentos pies and Werthers Originals once the brexiteers raid the shops

And Christ knows what the stampede will be like when they are told that chlorinated chicken and hormone beef is for sale

They have waited nearly four years - it will probably be labelled

Fit for brexiteers only


Are you only to call it "Camp coffee' anymore?

shouldn't it be "Coffee which is in touch with its feminine side"?

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