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Kyle Walker 18:54 - Apr 20 with 2194 viewsdominiciawful

Nob-end.

https://www.completesports.com/man-city-star-caught-weeing-against-wall-of-posh-

Man City Star Caught Weeing Against Wall Of Posh Hotel

Manchester City right-back Kyle Walker was caught weeing up the side of a posh hotel, the Sun reports.

Walker was pictured weeing against the wall last Sunday – 24 hours after Manchester City lost 3-2 to Liverpool in their FA Cup semi-final.

Dad-of-three Walker, 31, missed the game with an ankle injury.

Horrified guests said Walker looked around before pulling up his hoodie and spraying the brickwork.

One onlooker – a fan of rivals Man United – spotted Walker’s leg tattoos when peed at The Bridge in Prestbury, Cheshire, at 3.25pm.

A guest told The Sun: “I had just arrived for a meal with my family and suddenly I’m watching Kyle Walker, who I instantly recognised, p***ing against a wall. It was revolting.

“It wasn’t just a quick wee. He was there for ages. We were appalled.

“Before he did it, he was looking around to see if anyone was there, then he pulled up his hoodie but was still recognisable from his tattoos.”

The source added: “Kyle was outside in the beer garden. It was a beautiful day.

“But rather than head indoors and use the lavatory like the rest of us, he chose to walk through an archway to relieve himself against the wall – in full view of paying guests and people coming and going in the car park.

“The hotel charges £260 a night for rooms and entertains well-heeled locals.

“He could be clearly seen from the windows. It isn’t something you would want if you were staying there.

“Millionaire players sometimes get a bad rap and it’s easy to see why when some make up their own rules.”


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Kyle Walker on 18:57 - Apr 20 with 2130 viewsFixed_It

You can take the boy out of Sheffield, but...



*my missus keeps telling me he went to the same school as her!

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Kyle Walker on 19:07 - Apr 20 with 2050 viewsquad

That website appears to be infected with a virus.
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Kyle Walker on 19:09 - Apr 20 with 2038 viewsOwainG1992

When you need to go you need to go.

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Kyle Walker on 19:10 - Apr 20 with 2027 viewsfooters

Not sure having a piss against a wall wearing sandals is the best idea in the world...

But pissing up a wall is an exciting and liberating experience; one we should not look down on, even in this day and age.

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Kyle Walker on 19:14 - Apr 20 with 1991 viewsFrimleyBlue

Isn't he just using the building as a fabric of the town. He's not damaging it. Bit of a wash and it's sorted.











Well skateboarding causing is damage is OK. So can't see this being a problem....... to some.

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Kyle Walker on 19:15 - Apr 20 with 1992 viewsSitfcB

And?

We’ve all done it?

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Kyle Walker on 19:27 - Apr 20 with 1924 viewseireblue

Kyle Walker on 19:10 - Apr 20 by footers

Not sure having a piss against a wall wearing sandals is the best idea in the world...

But pissing up a wall is an exciting and liberating experience; one we should not look down on, even in this day and age.


Hmmm, it’s the white socks with sandals that is what we should really focus on.

David Beckham wore some socks with sandals back in 2019 apparently, and look what has happened since then. Another slip on things that should be held firm in society.
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Kyle Walker on 19:36 - Apr 20 with 1868 viewsfooters

Kyle Walker on 19:27 - Apr 20 by eireblue

Hmmm, it’s the white socks with sandals that is what we should really focus on.

David Beckham wore some socks with sandals back in 2019 apparently, and look what has happened since then. Another slip on things that should be held firm in society.


He's probably wearing a string vest under that hoodie too... Not good.

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Kyle Walker on 19:37 - Apr 20 with 1868 viewsWakh

Kyle Walker on 19:10 - Apr 20 by footers

Not sure having a piss against a wall wearing sandals is the best idea in the world...

But pissing up a wall is an exciting and liberating experience; one we should not look down on, even in this day and age.


True. I remember keeping lookout while my toddler son went behind a hedge. Never really wore flip-flops again..
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Kyle Walker on 20:22 - Apr 20 with 1731 viewsMullet

I'm not being funny but anyone who is a United fan and willing to talk to the Sun is not worth listening to. They can do one.

Walker is repeatedly a moron, but he's hardly curled one out on the doormat has he?

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Kyle Walker on 20:31 - Apr 20 with 1687 viewsdominiciawful

Kyle Walker on 19:15 - Apr 20 by SitfcB

And?

We’ve all done it?


In a posh beer garden in view of diners? Not to mention the fact he is an England international.

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Kyle Walker on 20:43 - Apr 20 with 1644 viewschicoazul

Glad it takes a high performance sportsman ages to take a piss too.

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Kyle Walker on 21:05 - Apr 20 with 1542 viewsBlueBadger

Kyle Walker on 20:43 - Apr 20 by chicoazul

Glad it takes a high performance sportsman ages to take a piss too.


And also, it appears to take Kyle Walker ages as well.

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Kyle Walker on 21:29 - Apr 20 with 1449 viewsBloomBlue

I don't see anything wrong there. Obviously some oik has been using that wall for skateboarding and Walker is simply trying to remove the scuff marks by urinating over them.
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Kyle Walker on 21:54 - Apr 20 with 1371 viewsjaykay

Kyle Walker on 19:07 - Apr 20 by quad

That website appears to be infected with a virus.


i got that warning to. malware warning

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Kyle Walker on 22:04 - Apr 20 with 1342 viewsJ2BLUE

Reading that hideous style of writing just reminds me how much I really hate The Sun.

Awful rag.

Truly impaired.
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