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FGR team in my hotel 18:57 - Feb 17 with 3670 viewsboroughblue

So the Forest Green squad have just turned up in the hotel room I’m staying in, some of the squad are on my floor and think the room next door to me might be their players too.

So…

What can I do to help us out for tomorrow?

Any requests? 🤔🤪
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FGR team in my hotel on 18:58 - Feb 17 with 3635 viewsSheffordBlue

You're not part of a Bagpipe band in need of some late night practice by any chance are you?

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FGR team in my hotel on 19:00 - Feb 17 with 3615 viewsboroughblue

FGR team in my hotel on 18:58 - Feb 17 by SheffordBlue

You're not part of a Bagpipe band in need of some late night practice by any chance are you?


Bagpipes are in the car, my vuvuzela is in my suitcase though…
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FGR team in my hotel on 19:04 - Feb 17 with 3570 viewsKentish_Tractor

You're sharing a ROOM with them?!

In that case have a late meal, down a load of pints, and snore your arse off!

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FGR team in my hotel on 19:05 - Feb 17 with 3562 viewsBiGDonnie

Hitting a fire alarm at 3am wouldn't be a bad idea...

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FGR team in my hotel on 19:05 - Feb 17 with 3564 viewspositivity

secretly swap out their quorn burgers for beef.

the meat sweats will get them and they'll be more lethargic tomorrow!

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FGR team in my hotel on 19:07 - Feb 17 with 3530 viewsFrimleyBlue

Sing Ed sheeran songs all night.

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FGR team in my hotel on 19:12 - Feb 17 with 3514 viewsboroughblue

FGR team in my hotel on 19:04 - Feb 17 by Kentish_Tractor

You're sharing a ROOM with them?!

In that case have a late meal, down a load of pints, and snore your arse off!


Good spot 😂

I have a tendency for taking up a lot of the bed tbf, and I’m a snorer after a few pints…
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FGR team in my hotel on 19:13 - Feb 17 with 3511 viewsboroughblue

FGR team in my hotel on 19:05 - Feb 17 by positivity

secretly swap out their quorn burgers for beef.

the meat sweats will get them and they'll be more lethargic tomorrow!


Head chef was talking to some guy from the club as I got here, I’ll slip him £50 to give them a dodgy lasagna Spurs style…
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FGR team in my hotel on 19:14 - Feb 17 with 3503 viewsBrianTablet

Hide their bus, so they can't park it tomorrow.
[Post edited 17 Feb 2023 19:26]

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FGR team in my hotel on 19:21 - Feb 17 with 3400 viewsIllinoisblue

FGR team in my hotel on 19:05 - Feb 17 by BiGDonnie

Hitting a fire alarm at 3am wouldn't be a bad idea...


And risk an angry Big Dunc coming at you? Good luck!

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FGR team in my hotel on 19:25 - Feb 17 with 3379 viewsboroughblue

FGR team in my hotel on 19:21 - Feb 17 by Illinoisblue

And risk an angry Big Dunc coming at you? Good luck!


I love my club, willing to take one for the team if it means 3 pts, hope you’d all do the same
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FGR team in my hotel on 19:39 - Feb 17 with 3285 viewsChondzoresk

Start a big bar b b q…fat juicy steaks, hog roast….they’ll love that.
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FGR team in my hotel on 19:58 - Feb 17 with 3181 viewsJackNorthStand

Hold a lighter up to the fire detectors in your room.
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FGR team in my hotel on 20:01 - Feb 17 with 3158 viewsSwansea_Blue

FGR team in my hotel on 19:05 - Feb 17 by BiGDonnie

Hitting a fire alarm at 3am wouldn't be a bad idea...


And laxatives in their drinks

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FGR team in my hotel on 20:26 - Feb 17 with 3019 viewsBLUEBEAT

Kidnap the goalkeepers

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FGR team in my hotel on 20:30 - Feb 17 with 3007 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Hope they don't stay up too late disturbing your sleep so that you are fresh to enjoy watching us beat them fairly and squarely tomorrow.









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FGR team in my hotel on 20:55 - Feb 17 with 2847 viewsParisBlue

Buy a toaster and bread, go out drinking, come back, put the toast on, fall asleep, burn the toast.

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FGR team in my hotel on 09:05 - Feb 18 with 2043 viewsCheltenham_Blue

FGR team in my hotel on 20:26 - Feb 17 by BLUEBEAT

Kidnap the goalkeepers


On recent form, we aren't going to trouble the goalkeepers.

Its the midfield that wants kidnapping.

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FGR team in my hotel on 09:15 - Feb 18 with 1994 viewsSuperKieranMcKenna

Christ - what’s it come to that we need to contemplate dirty tricks to beat forest green at home? This isn’t the Evans era!

(For clarity I appreciate it’s all lighthearted- aren’t they all vegan anyway so they’ll be out of energy by half time anyway *ducks incoming angry vegans*}
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FGR team in my hotel on 09:28 - Feb 18 with 1938 viewsCheltenham_Blue

FGR team in my hotel on 09:15 - Feb 18 by SuperKieranMcKenna

Christ - what’s it come to that we need to contemplate dirty tricks to beat forest green at home? This isn’t the Evans era!

(For clarity I appreciate it’s all lighthearted- aren’t they all vegan anyway so they’ll be out of energy by half time anyway *ducks incoming angry vegans*}


There were no dirty tricks in the Evans era. Unless Olympic tickets were involved.

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FGR team in my hotel on 09:38 - Feb 18 with 1873 viewsPinewoodblue

FGR team in my hotel on 09:15 - Feb 18 by SuperKieranMcKenna

Christ - what’s it come to that we need to contemplate dirty tricks to beat forest green at home? This isn’t the Evans era!

(For clarity I appreciate it’s all lighthearted- aren’t they all vegan anyway so they’ll be out of energy by half time anyway *ducks incoming angry vegans*}


Don’t think you can have ducks and vegans in same sentence.

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FGR team in my hotel on 09:41 - Feb 18 with 1845 viewschicoazul

Careful not to burgle Duncan Fergusons room.

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FGR team in my hotel on 09:56 - Feb 18 with 1754 viewstractordownsouth

Offer out Big Dunc for a scrap

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FGR team in my hotel on 10:29 - Feb 18 with 1629 viewshoppy

FGR team in my hotel on 09:05 - Feb 18 by Cheltenham_Blue

On recent form, we aren't going to trouble the goalkeepers.

Its the midfield that wants kidnapping.


Seems not in the spirit of the game to have more than one goalkeeper to trouble?

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