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Baller League 16:22 - Mar 24 with 3284 viewsStenvict

Game has officially gone. Utter woke nonsense.

James Alabi and Josh Harrop taking part.










Will probably still watch it

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Baller League on 16:36 - Mar 24 with 3143 viewsPortman_Pie

And I was mildly excited about watching it. I’ve adopted a team (Alabi’s N5 FC) purely because I looked at the list of players to see if any of our ex players were in it - and chose to then ‘support’ them on that very basis. Strange for it to be starting the day of an England game though…

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Baller League on 16:40 - Mar 24 with 3095 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

What is it??

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Baller League on 16:50 - Mar 24 with 3038 viewsPortman_Pie

Baller League on 16:40 - Mar 24 by Marshalls_Mullet

What is it??


It’s a 6 a side tournament. Starts today. Club managers include: John Terry, Shearer Micah Richards and Lineker (joint managers), Lehman Pires and Ljungberg (joint managers) plus a lot of ‘Celeb’ types - rappers and influencers etc.

Players are a sprinkling of lesser known ex pros - Josh Harrop and James Aliba are the only ex ITFC connections. It’s on Sky sports Mix at 17.15. First game 17.25 and goes on till about 23.00. There are 12 teams in the league I think…!?
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Baller League on 16:52 - Mar 24 with 3017 viewsHerbivore

Baller League on 16:50 - Mar 24 by Portman_Pie

It’s a 6 a side tournament. Starts today. Club managers include: John Terry, Shearer Micah Richards and Lineker (joint managers), Lehman Pires and Ljungberg (joint managers) plus a lot of ‘Celeb’ types - rappers and influencers etc.

Players are a sprinkling of lesser known ex pros - Josh Harrop and James Aliba are the only ex ITFC connections. It’s on Sky sports Mix at 17.15. First game 17.25 and goes on till about 23.00. There are 12 teams in the league I think…!?
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Sounds rubbish.

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Baller League on 16:53 - Mar 24 with 3016 viewsJ2BLUE

It sounded ok until I read this:

And an additional twist will see new rules added to the final three minutes of each half which include: A 3v3 format, long-range goals counting as double, goalkeepers not being allowed to use their hands and more.

Why mess with something that works well? 6 a side is entertaining. Goalkeepers not being allowed to use their hands is just needless BS.
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Baller League on 17:10 - Mar 24 with 2898 viewsbsw72

Bring back the Guinness Soccer Six
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Baller League on 17:16 - Mar 24 with 2864 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

Baller League on 16:50 - Mar 24 by Portman_Pie

It’s a 6 a side tournament. Starts today. Club managers include: John Terry, Shearer Micah Richards and Lineker (joint managers), Lehman Pires and Ljungberg (joint managers) plus a lot of ‘Celeb’ types - rappers and influencers etc.

Players are a sprinkling of lesser known ex pros - Josh Harrop and James Aliba are the only ex ITFC connections. It’s on Sky sports Mix at 17.15. First game 17.25 and goes on till about 23.00. There are 12 teams in the league I think…!?
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Thanks.

Football for the short attention spans?

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Baller League on 17:17 - Mar 24 with 2858 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

Baller League on 16:52 - Mar 24 by Herbivore

Sounds rubbish.


Clearly aimed at the YouTube generation.

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"Goalkeepers not being allowed to use their hands"..... on 17:17 - Mar 24 with 2855 viewsBloots

Baller League on 16:53 - Mar 24 by J2BLUE

It sounded ok until I read this:

And an additional twist will see new rules added to the final three minutes of each half which include: A 3v3 format, long-range goals counting as double, goalkeepers not being allowed to use their hands and more.

Why mess with something that works well? 6 a side is entertaining. Goalkeepers not being allowed to use their hands is just needless BS.


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Baller League on 17:18 - Mar 24 with 2841 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

Baller League on 16:53 - Mar 24 by J2BLUE

It sounded ok until I read this:

And an additional twist will see new rules added to the final three minutes of each half which include: A 3v3 format, long-range goals counting as double, goalkeepers not being allowed to use their hands and more.

Why mess with something that works well? 6 a side is entertaining. Goalkeepers not being allowed to use their hands is just needless BS.


6 mins is far too long to go without a rule change / gimmick.
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"Goalkeepers not being allowed to use their hands"..... on 17:22 - Mar 24 with 2808 viewsMullet

"Goalkeepers not being allowed to use their hands"..... on 17:17 - Mar 24 by Bloots

....are you trying to get me banned???


No one told me we could do that!

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Baller League on 17:29 - Mar 24 with 2778 viewsbluearmy4838

The name Josh Harrop still sends shivers down my spine. What an absolute dog sh1t time of following Town that was. Those 3-0 defeats to Wimbledon and Northampton was the bottom in hindsight, I think Harrop got sent off in one of those.

Kienan Bennetts. Nsiala. Holy. Troy Parrot. Feck me. He's done well for himself since but I don't think I've ever seen a player so obviously uninterested and unmotivated than Troy Parrot in his Ipswich spell.

Anyhoo, this Ballers League sounds equally as sh1te as that Ipswich team.
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Just starting now.... on 17:41 - Mar 24 with 2730 viewsBloots

...Chambo is coaching in the first match.

#legend

edit: and the opposition are wearing a budgie kit. Bring it.
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Baller League on 17:52 - Mar 24 with 2671 viewsStenvict

James Alabi thinks he's playing 11 a side and holding up the ball waiting for runners.

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Literally nobody.... on 17:58 - Mar 24 with 2629 viewsBloots

Baller League on 17:52 - Mar 24 by Stenvict

James Alabi thinks he's playing 11 a side and holding up the ball waiting for runners.


....has got a clue what is going on.

It's chaos.

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Literally nobody.... on 18:23 - Mar 24 with 2533 viewsZx1988

Literally nobody.... on 17:58 - Mar 24 by Bloots

....has got a clue what is going on.

It's chaos.


And not even the good kind. It's so so bad.

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Literally nobody.... on 18:24 - Mar 24 with 2531 viewsBlueBadger

Literally nobody.... on 17:58 - Mar 24 by Bloots

....has got a clue what is going on.

It's chaos.


Is Paul Lambert managing all the sides?

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Baller League on 18:40 - Mar 24 with 2473 viewssjg

I’m actually really enjoying it
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To be fair.... on 18:41 - Mar 24 with 2459 viewsBloots

Baller League on 18:40 - Mar 24 by sjg

I’m actually really enjoying it


....it's a decent standard.

Josh Harrop just scored, not that that's much of an endorsement.

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To be fair.... on 19:24 - Mar 24 with 2325 viewsportmanking

To be fair.... on 18:41 - Mar 24 by Bloots

....it's a decent standard.

Josh Harrop just scored, not that that's much of an endorsement.


He also promptly blazed one high and wide, akin to his Swindon away effort. Heady days.
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Just starting now.... on 19:28 - Mar 24 with 2297 viewsStadiumofdark

Just starting now.... on 17:41 - Mar 24 by Bloots

...Chambo is coaching in the first match.

#legend

edit: and the opposition are wearing a budgie kit. Bring it.
[Post edited 24 Mar 2025 17:43]


They were sh1t werent they!

I'm enjoying it in a strange way.
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Baller League on 19:33 - Mar 24 with 2262 viewsRadlett_blue

Baller League on 17:17 - Mar 24 by Marshalls_Mullet

Clearly aimed at the YouTube generation.


it seems a bit like the idiotic Premier Golf League, which seems designed simply to put more $ in the hands of Tiger Woods & Rory McIlroy.

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