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Big polling news today 13:02 - Apr 25 with 3370 viewsDubtractor

What's your favourite swear word then?


Which swear words do Britons find the most offensive? C*nt: 82% say very or fairly offensive Motherf*cker: 70% Fatherf*cker: 62% B*tch: 55% F*ck: 53% W*nker: 53% B*stard: 45% P*ssy: 44% Pr*ck: 42% Tw*t: 40% A*sehole: 39% D*ckhead: 39% Son of b*tch: 36% C*ck: 34% Full list in the chart 👇

YouGov (@yougov.co.uk) 2025-04-25T08:55:29.161Z

I was born underwater, I dried out in the sun. I started humping volcanoes baby, when I was too young.
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Big polling news today on 13:04 - Apr 25 with 2127 viewsSwansea_Blue

It’s got to be a well-timed ‘caaant’.

Although d1ckhead is vastly under-appreciated there.

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Big polling news today on 13:07 - Apr 25 with 2102 viewsDubtractor

Big polling news today on 13:04 - Apr 25 by Swansea_Blue

It’s got to be a well-timed ‘caaant’.

Although d1ckhead is vastly under-appreciated there.


I've always though tw@t is quite punchy.

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Big polling news today on 13:12 - Apr 25 with 2083 viewsSwansea_Blue

Big polling news today on 13:07 - Apr 25 by Dubtractor

I've always though tw@t is quite punchy.


Yes, that’s my most common one. It’s a satisfying sound. I can use that infront of the missus and she’s not too bothered. Drop a c bomb though and I get a telling off, the precious tw@t

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Big polling news today on 13:19 - Apr 25 with 2068 viewsTheBlueGnu

Willy

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Big polling news today on 13:23 - Apr 25 with 2072 viewsTrequartista

I though this was a mole in the Norwich City camp leaking their line-up.

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Big polling news today on 13:26 - Apr 25 with 2054 viewsbsw72

No c0ckwomble? DIsappointed.
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Big polling news today on 13:35 - Apr 25 with 2017 viewsportmanking

Is it just me or did anyone else giggle at "Fatherf**ker"?

In what universe is that swear word used?!
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Big polling news today on 13:38 - Apr 25 with 1992 viewspositivity

Big polling news today on 13:26 - Apr 25 by bsw72

No c0ckwomble? DIsappointed.


budgie? wet wipe? coin?

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Big polling news today on 13:45 - Apr 25 with 1967 viewsDubtractor

Big polling news today on 13:35 - Apr 25 by portmanking

Is it just me or did anyone else giggle at "Fatherf**ker"?

In what universe is that swear word used?!


Does feel a bit niche, doesn't it?

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Big polling news today on 13:46 - Apr 25 with 1962 viewsJ2BLUE

Bingo!

And it's not even 2pm yet.

Truly impaired.
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Big polling news today on 13:46 - Apr 25 with 1966 viewsDubtractor

Big polling news today on 13:46 - Apr 25 by J2BLUE

Bingo!

And it's not even 2pm yet.


Bingo isn't a swear word.

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Big polling news today on 13:54 - Apr 25 with 1944 viewsCrayonKing

I like the f-word because of its versatility. Noun, verb, or adjective (with an ing)
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Big polling news today on 14:01 - Apr 25 with 1918 viewswarky_1970

Big polling news today on 13:35 - Apr 25 by portmanking

Is it just me or did anyone else giggle at "Fatherf**ker"?

In what universe is that swear word used?!


Heavily used in Norfolk
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Big polling news today on 14:11 - Apr 25 with 1905 viewsBiGDonnie

I'm my 39 years I've never heard someone say 'fatherfck*er'.

COYBs
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Big polling news today on 14:13 - Apr 25 with 1891 viewsbaxterbasics

Big polling news today on 14:11 - Apr 25 by BiGDonnie

I'm my 39 years I've never heard someone say 'fatherfck*er'.


it's not a swear word, but it's a hobby for some

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Big polling news today on 14:14 - Apr 25 with 1886 viewsbaxterbasics

Waiting for them do similar for racial/religious/gendered slurs.

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Big polling news today on 14:19 - Apr 25 with 1864 viewsHerbivore

I'm a fan of prick.

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Big polling news today on 14:23 - Apr 25 with 1849 viewsiamatractorboy

Big polling news today on 13:35 - Apr 25 by portmanking

Is it just me or did anyone else giggle at "Fatherf**ker"?

In what universe is that swear word used?!


Literally never heard that one before in my entire life.
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Big polling news today on 14:26 - Apr 25 with 1842 viewsleitrimblue

Gobsheen
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Big polling news today on 13:26 - Apr 25 by bsw72

No c0ckwomble? DIsappointed.


Similarly, no cockwipe. Although it is vaguely homophobic. But very suitable directed at someone with cleaning OCD.

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Big polling news today on 14:33 - Apr 25 with 1815 viewsleitrimblue

Big polling news today on 13:04 - Apr 25 by Swansea_Blue

It’s got to be a well-timed ‘caaant’.

Although d1ckhead is vastly under-appreciated there.


About 15-20 years ago a friend pulled me aside to tell me I was using the word caaant way to often and advised me to try and cut down on its use.
He was quite polite about it til he ended the conversation by saying ' it sounds loads worse with your pikey accent'.
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Big polling news today on 14:35 - Apr 25 with 1804 viewsNthQldITFC

Big polling news today on 13:23 - Apr 25 by Trequartista

I though this was a mole in the Norwich City camp leaking their line-up.


New manager odds.

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Big polling news today on 14:36 - Apr 25 with 1801 viewsgainsboroughblue

On this subject, when did you start to introduce swear words in front of your parents?

I can recall testing the water with a 'bloody' when I was a teenager. I got the full Ronnie Corbett in 'Sorry' treatment.

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Big polling news today on 14:36 - Apr 25 with 1800 viewsCaptainAhab

Do love a well placed swear word. Couple of new ones for me in there though, "Father**cker" as other have said, but also Pimhole... What the heck is a Pimhole?
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Big polling news today on 14:36 - Apr 25 with 1793 viewsNthQldITFC

Big polling news today on 13:46 - Apr 25 by Dubtractor

Bingo isn't a swear word.


Yes it is you c...

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