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Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) 16:28 - Jul 6 with 3656 viewsRIPbobby

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Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 16:30 - Jul 6 with 2181 viewsHerbivore

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Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 16:37 - Jul 6 with 2131 viewsbluelagos

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Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 16:37 - Jul 6 with 2125 viewsJ2BLUE

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Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 16:39 - Jul 6 with 2122 viewsbluelagos

Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 16:37 - Jul 6 by J2BLUE

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Oi, MotoGP is the dogs.

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Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 16:39 - Jul 6 with 2125 viewsDJR

The thing I don't like about tennis (but those who like it do) is that you can't be sure when a game is over.

If someone is 2 sets up and 5-1 up, the last thing I want is a five setter because the opponent turns it round.

The only exception to this would be if I supported a player who was losing, but there are very few I do.

Of course, tennis fans would no doubt regard me as a Philistine.
[Post edited 6 Jul 16:42]
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Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 16:43 - Jul 6 with 2090 viewsCotty

Low quality hot takes?
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Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 16:43 - Jul 6 with 2085 views_clive_baker_

Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 16:39 - Jul 6 by DJR

The thing I don't like about tennis (but those who like it do) is that you can't be sure when a game is over.

If someone is 2 sets up and 5-1 up, the last thing I want is a five setter because the opponent turns it round.

The only exception to this would be if I supported a player who was losing, but there are very few I do.

Of course, tennis fans would no doubt regard me as a Philistine.
[Post edited 6 Jul 16:42]


How’s that different to any other sport? Surely a game of tennis is over when someone wins?
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Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 16:45 - Jul 6 with 2068 viewsbluelagos

Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 16:43 - Jul 6 by Cotty

Low quality hot takes?


Ouch

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Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 16:48 - Jul 6 with 2036 viewsDubtractor

Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 16:43 - Jul 6 by Cotty

Low quality hot takes?


I don't even like watching tennis, but I'm still of a mind to take issue with the OP.

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Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 16:48 - Jul 6 with 2031 viewsRIPbobby

Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 16:43 - Jul 6 by Cotty

Low quality hot takes?


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Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 16:51 - Jul 6 with 2009 viewsDJR

Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 16:43 - Jul 6 by _clive_baker_

How’s that different to any other sport? Surely a game of tennis is over when someone wins?


The point I was trying to make (perhaps badly) is that most games I like have a fixed period (say, 90 minutes in football) but you can't be sure how long a tennis game will last, and I don't really like it enough to sit through a five setter.
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Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 16:59 - Jul 6 with 1968 viewsOldFart71

Used to find it enjoyable when you had McEnroe, Nastase, Billy Jean King etc. Now I find it boring as hell. Well I don't actually as I don't watch it.
Paying for something that's wall to wall that I don't watch is a p*ss take and I told the Beeb so, but all I got back was that some people like it.
What other sport has it shown for two weeks solid day and night for two weeks.
Yes there are people who enjoy it, but why put it on the main channel. Horse racing is very rarely on a main channel and the Beeb managed to lose both racing and test cricket, both of which they were excellent at.
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Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 17:01 - Jul 6 with 1948 viewsJ2BLUE

Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 16:39 - Jul 6 by bluelagos

Oi, MotoGP is the dogs.


It's sh1t mate. We're sorry, we didn't want you to find out like this. It's like the Tour de France without the good bits. Harsh? Or not harsh enough?

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Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 17:12 - Jul 6 with 1915 viewsbsw72

Poverty, famine, war are certainly worse, I reckon the list is quite long.
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Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 17:14 - Jul 6 with 1907 viewsMullet

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Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 17:15 - Jul 6 with 1891 viewsiamatractorboy

F1. Unbelievably dull.
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Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 17:16 - Jul 6 with 1876 viewsDubtractor

Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 17:12 - Jul 6 by bsw72

Poverty, famine, war are certainly worse, I reckon the list is quite long.


Cheap sausages
Bindweed
Littering
Someone that doesn't give you a little wave when you let their car through before you
Never ending works on the Orwell Bridge

Are all above lawn tennis in my list.

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Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 17:20 - Jul 6 with 1854 viewsThe_Major

Boxing.

The only sport where you can spend hundreds of pounds for a ticket, and it could all be over in under thirty seconds. Even a thumping at football has to last ninety minutes for example.

The only situation that I can think of that would come close is on a one day cricket match where a team has to score a single run to win, having only taken ten balls to get the other team out.
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Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 17:23 - Jul 6 with 1839 viewsMullet

Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 17:20 - Jul 6 by The_Major

Boxing.

The only sport where you can spend hundreds of pounds for a ticket, and it could all be over in under thirty seconds. Even a thumping at football has to last ninety minutes for example.

The only situation that I can think of that would come close is on a one day cricket match where a team has to score a single run to win, having only taken ten balls to get the other team out.


There isn’t a single boxing card that has one fight on it though. If you only go for the headline fight the problem is you not the sport!

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Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 17:29 - Jul 6 with 1807 viewsThe_Major

Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 17:23 - Jul 6 by Mullet

There isn’t a single boxing card that has one fight on it though. If you only go for the headline fight the problem is you not the sport!


Yeah, that's true I guess. I stand corrected.
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Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 17:30 - Jul 6 with 1801 viewsArthur_Hayes

Women’s Euros
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Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 17:31 - Jul 6 with 1792 viewsDubtractor

Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 17:29 - Jul 6 by The_Major

Yeah, that's true I guess. I stand corrected.


Said the man in the orthopaedic shoe.

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Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 17:33 - Jul 6 with 1779 viewsMullet

Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 17:31 - Jul 6 by Dubtractor

Said the man in the orthopaedic shoe.


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Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 17:36 - Jul 6 with 1744 viewsSitfcB

Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 17:14 - Jul 6 by Mullet

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Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 17:36 - Jul 6 with 1742 viewsJ2BLUE

Is there anything in the world worse than grass court tennis? (n/t) on 17:31 - Jul 6 by Dubtractor

Said the man in the orthopaedic shoe.


My mate got one of those. Absolutely raved about but I think he's built it up too much.

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