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At the risk of posting personal stuff... 09:20 - Jul 27 with 4162 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

....and to cheer you all up (esp. Ulla)
I have a touch of bum hole rot and a 26 mile walk to do on Sunday. Here's hoping that medicated talc can work its magic!

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 09:23 - Jul 27 with 2935 viewsDarth_Koont

I take back what I said to ullaa.

Any information about bungholes and groundfloor plumbing is too much information.

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At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 09:26 - Jul 27 with 2922 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 09:23 - Jul 27 by Darth_Koont

I take back what I said to ullaa.

Any information about bungholes and groundfloor plumbing is too much information.


You have no idea how much bum cheek friction is involved in walking....until you do.

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At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 09:30 - Jul 27 with 2879 viewsZXBlue

At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 09:26 - Jul 27 by BanksterDebtSlave

You have no idea how much bum cheek friction is involved in walking....until you do.


Sudocream. And you can also get anti chafe stuff. Think it's called lanacane
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At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 09:36 - Jul 27 with 2861 viewsSaleAway

At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 09:26 - Jul 27 by BanksterDebtSlave

You have no idea how much bum cheek friction is involved in walking....until you do.


get some bodyglide.... its magic...

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At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 09:44 - Jul 27 with 2829 viewsTractorBrew

At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 09:26 - Jul 27 by BanksterDebtSlave

You have no idea how much bum cheek friction is involved in walking....until you do.


Recently ran an ultramarathon, and was so glad I invested in some decent underwear - absolute game changer, well worth the outlay. Felt fresh down there after 40 miles, didn't smell so fresh obviously...
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At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 09:44 - Jul 27 with 2828 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 09:30 - Jul 27 by ZXBlue

Sudocream. And you can also get anti chafe stuff. Think it's called lanacane


Just applied the latest dose of talc. Think I may have discovered a new yoga position.

"They break our legs and tell us to be grateful when they offer us crutches."
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At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 09:46 - Jul 27 with 2821 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 09:44 - Jul 27 by TractorBrew

Recently ran an ultramarathon, and was so glad I invested in some decent underwear - absolute game changer, well worth the outlay. Felt fresh down there after 40 miles, didn't smell so fresh obviously...


I shall be taking all practical advise available....thanks for all your concern.

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At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 09:57 - Jul 27 with 2776 viewsCotty

In the spirit of sharing, I had a vasectomy 2.5 weeks ago and it still has not scabbed over. Who do I pass the conch shell onto?
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At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 09:59 - Jul 27 with 2757 viewsCharlie_pl_baxter

At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 09:36 - Jul 27 by SaleAway

get some bodyglide.... its magic...


Second this, if it's wet put some on the old nips when running as well.

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At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 10:08 - Jul 27 with 2739 viewsbluelagos

As well as some magic cream - I'd take 2 spare sets of undies. Change one half way - and one at the end (or you'll be sat in them til you get home)

BL

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At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 10:10 - Jul 27 with 2732 viewsbluelagos

At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 10:08 - Jul 27 by bluelagos

As well as some magic cream - I'd take 2 spare sets of undies. Change one half way - and one at the end (or you'll be sat in them til you get home)

BL


Plus I live 1/2 mile from the finish line. Can grab a shower if you want it. (Genuine offer)

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At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 10:12 - Jul 27 with 2715 viewsLord_Lucan

Whilst we are on the subject of personal medical problems - by bum bleeds now and again and has done for years - especially after spicy food.

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At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 10:30 - Jul 27 with 2665 viewsgiant_stow

blown gravy or red sauce?

I feel feel for you either way.

Has anyone ever looked at their own postings for last day or so? Oh my... so sorry. Was Ullaa
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At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 10:36 - Jul 27 with 2651 viewsCheltenham_Blue

At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 09:57 - Jul 27 by Cotty

In the spirit of sharing, I had a vasectomy 2.5 weeks ago and it still has not scabbed over. Who do I pass the conch shell onto?


A teaspoon of cinnamon up the arsehole will sort that right out, it also works for piles.


**Opinion only. I am not a qualified physician.

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At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 10:38 - Jul 27 with 2625 viewsWarkystache

At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 10:12 - Jul 27 by Lord_Lucan

Whilst we are on the subject of personal medical problems - by bum bleeds now and again and has done for years - especially after spicy food.


Sounds like haemorrhoids does that.

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At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 10:40 - Jul 27 with 2607 viewsbluelagos

At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 10:10 - Jul 27 by bluelagos

Plus I live 1/2 mile from the finish line. Can grab a shower if you want it. (Genuine offer)


Anti chaffing cream as used by many a cyclist on their bollx.

https://www.tredz.co.uk/.Udderly-Smooth-Chamois-Anti-Chaffing-Cream_35668.htm?sk

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At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 10:41 - Jul 27 with 2585 viewsWarkystache

At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 09:57 - Jul 27 by Cotty

In the spirit of sharing, I had a vasectomy 2.5 weeks ago and it still has not scabbed over. Who do I pass the conch shell onto?


Two bricks and a Bic razor?

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At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 10:53 - Jul 27 with 2491 viewsLord_Lucan

At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 10:38 - Jul 27 by Warkystache

Sounds like haemorrhoids does that.


Yeah but I haven't got any lumps.

In the back of my mind I think I have bowel cancer - but like most forward thinking men I'm simply ignoring it.

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At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 10:55 - Jul 27 with 2483 viewsCharlie_pl_baxter

At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 10:12 - Jul 27 by Lord_Lucan

Whilst we are on the subject of personal medical problems - by bum bleeds now and again and has done for years - especially after spicy food.


While we're on this subject anyone that has recurrent bum symptoms should probably get checked out by the doc's. Wouldn't want any forum poster to follow Bobby Moore.

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At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 11:04 - Jul 27 with 2453 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 10:53 - Jul 27 by Lord_Lucan

Yeah but I haven't got any lumps.

In the back of my mind I think I have bowel cancer - but like most forward thinking men I'm simply ignoring it.


Don't!
To share a little more, I also have a prostate the size of a small-town so the thought of all those fluids on Sunday and squeezing out multiple wees is another concern...this could take me days!

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At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 11:04 - Jul 27 with 2455 viewsLord_Lucan

At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 10:55 - Jul 27 by Charlie_pl_baxter

While we're on this subject anyone that has recurrent bum symptoms should probably get checked out by the doc's. Wouldn't want any forum poster to follow Bobby Moore.


Bobby Moore was my dad's cousin (which he informed me makes him my cousin as well?) so it would be quite fitting.

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At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 11:15 - Jul 27 with 2426 viewsLord_Lucan

At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 11:04 - Jul 27 by BanksterDebtSlave

Don't!
To share a little more, I also have a prostate the size of a small-town so the thought of all those fluids on Sunday and squeezing out multiple wees is another concern...this could take me days!


My prostrate is in a bit of a pickle as well Stevey.

I mentioned it to Dr Hall a few years back and he shoved his finger up my arse on the spot - but he said it was fairly normal.

Hooever, I think he was having an off day as I struggle to pee even though I want one - which is quite annoying in a watersports situation.

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At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 11:41 - Jul 27 with 2369 viewsGlasgowBlue

At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 09:57 - Jul 27 by Cotty

In the spirit of sharing, I had a vasectomy 2.5 weeks ago and it still has not scabbed over. Who do I pass the conch shell onto?


Have you tried your first w@nk yet?

Your balls will need a test drive. I dipped my toe in the water after a week.
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Hey now, hey now, don't dream it's over
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At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 11:41 - Jul 27 with 2370 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 10:10 - Jul 27 by bluelagos

Plus I live 1/2 mile from the finish line. Can grab a shower if you want it. (Genuine offer)


Cheers B.L. Will pm after work.

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At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 11:44 - Jul 27 with 2345 viewsLord_Lucan

At the risk of posting personal stuff... on 11:41 - Jul 27 by BanksterDebtSlave

Cheers B.L. Will pm after work.


Careful Stevey, They're sex people.

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