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Just Stop Oil have bugg3red the snooker up.... 19:28 - Apr 17 with 11065 views

Funge

... all the reds, are, er, colours now.

Just Stop Oil have bugg3red the snooker up.... on 19:30 - Apr 17 with 3931 views

Illinoisblue

Snooker loopy innit:

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Mmmmm, Wotsits. Yum. (n/t) on 19:31 - Apr 17 with 3914 views

Bloots

Just Stop Oil have bugg3red the snooker up.... on 19:30 - Apr 17 by Illinoisblue
Snooker loopy innit:

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Just Stop Oil have bugg3red the snooker up.... on 19:33 - Apr 17 with 3909 views

Funge

Just Stop Oil have bugg3red the snooker up.... on 19:30 - Apr 17 by Illinoisblue
Snooker loopy innit:

Back in the day I used to go to Neptunes (now the Salthouse Hotel) after a night out at Hollywoods. It was pretty sweet; you could have a quiet drink and 'calm yourself down'.

Remember going there after a Nicky Blackmarket gig, the table looked similar to this.

I think I made a break of 40 at 3 a.m, but, let's face it, that's highly, highly unlikely to have happened.

Just Stop Oil have bugg3red the snooker up.... on 19:40 - Apr 17 with 3835 views

The_Romford_Blue

I had £200 on that match ffs. Selfish c**ts

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Would you take a draw tonight if offered right now?

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Mmmmm, Wotsits. Yum. (n/t) on 19:40 - Apr 17 with 3834 views

Illinoisblue

Mmmmm, Wotsits. Yum. (n/t) on 19:31 - Apr 17 by Bloots

Video here of it happening. Why does nobody get up and give him a slap.

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Mmmmm, Wotsits. Yum. (n/t) on 19:41 - Apr 17 with 3812 views

Dubtractor

Mmmmm, Wotsits. Yum. (n/t) on 19:31 - Apr 17 by Bloots

Peanut dust innit.

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Just Stop Oil have bugg3red the snooker up.... on 19:42 - Apr 17 with 3810 views

BanksterDebtSlave

Just Stop Oil have bugg3red the snooker up.... on 19:40 - Apr 17 by The_Romford_Blue
I had £200 on that match ffs. Selfish c**ts

Lol....you gamble too much!
Will it alter the result?

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Mmmmm, Wotsits. Yum. (n/t) on 19:42 - Apr 17 with 3810 views

The_Romford_Blue

Mmmmm, Wotsits. Yum. (n/t) on 19:40 - Apr 17 by Illinoisblue
Video here of it happening. Why does nobody get up and give him a slap.

Hope someone kicks the sh*t out of him on the way out. Scum.

Wtf has snooker got to do with it? Biggest game of their lives and it’s been ruined now. New cloth will play totally different and that’s even on the unlikely chance of them playing again tonight. Scumbags ought to be in prison.

Poll:

Would you take a draw tonight if offered right now?

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Just Stop Oil have bugg3red the snooker up.... on 19:43 - Apr 17 with 3799 views

Illinoisblue

Just Stop Oil have bugg3red the snooker up.... on 19:33 - Apr 17 by Funge
Back in the day I used to go to Neptunes (now the Salthouse Hotel) after a night out at Hollywoods. It was pretty sweet; you could have a quiet drink and 'calm yourself down'. Remember going there after a Nicky Blackmarket gig, the table looked similar to this. I think I made a break of 40 at 3 a.m, but, let's face it, that's highly, highly unlikely to have happened.

Ha! Just tell yourself it did happen. Back in the early 00s was working in Witham and we used to go to the snooker club there for lunchtime pints and a frame of mostly awful snooker. If I potted two consecutive balls it was a miracle.

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Just Stop Oil have bugg3red the snooker up.... on 19:43 - Apr 17 with 3793 views

BanksterDebtSlave

Just Stop Oil have bugg3red the snooker up.... on 19:33 - Apr 17 by Funge
Back in the day I used to go to Neptunes (now the Salthouse Hotel) after a night out at Hollywoods. It was pretty sweet; you could have a quiet drink and 'calm yourself down'. Remember going there after a Nicky Blackmarket gig, the table looked similar to this. I think I made a break of 40 at 3 a.m, but, let's face it, that's highly, highly unlikely to have happened.

Those stripy balls go all over the place when you play pool while tripping.

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Just Stop Oil have bugg3red the snooker up.... on 19:45 - Apr 17 with 3780 views

The_Romford_Blue

Just Stop Oil have bugg3red the snooker up.... on 19:42 - Apr 17 by BanksterDebtSlave
Lol....you gamble too much! Will it alter the result?

Milkins at 5/6 in his form is undoubtedly the best bet of the whole 1st round. Superb price.

The cloth will play differently now. Hugely differently. And that’s even if they can get back on tonight after it’s cleaned. The issue being now every shot will react differently on a cloth with this much stuff on it.

It’s a huge issue for the match now and I’d be cancelling the bet if I could as the variable is much changed.

Poll:

Would you take a draw tonight if offered right now?

Mmmmm, Wotsits. Yum. (n/t) on 19:45 - Apr 17 with 3764 views

Zx1988

Mmmmm, Wotsits. Yum. (n/t) on 19:42 - Apr 17 by The_Romford_Blue
Hope someone kicks the sh*t out of him on the way out. Scum. Wtf has snooker got to do with it? Biggest game of their lives and it’s been ruined now. New cloth will play totally different and that’s even on the unlikely chance of them playing again tonight. Scumbags ought to be in prison.

Bit much, Rommers.

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Mmmmm, Wotsits. Yum. (n/t) on 19:46 - Apr 17 with 3763 views

BanksterDebtSlave

Mmmmm, Wotsits. Yum. (n/t) on 19:42 - Apr 17 by The_Romford_Blue
Hope someone kicks the sh*t out of him on the way out. Scum. Wtf has snooker got to do with it? Biggest game of their lives and it’s been ruined now. New cloth will play totally different and that’s even on the unlikely chance of them playing again tonight. Scumbags ought to be in prison.

Haha now that gets my post of the year award. Seriously Rommers, chill.

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Mmmmm, Wotsits. Yum. (n/t) on 19:48 - Apr 17 with 3744 views

BrianTablet

Mmmmm, Wotsits. Yum. (n/t) on 19:45 - Apr 17 by Zx1988
Bit much, Rommers.

Earlier today I was super pro-oil, but after watching some numpty jump on a snooker table and release a bag of orange powder, I'm now totally convinced oil is evil.

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Mmmmm, Wotsits. Yum. (n/t) on 19:49 - Apr 17 with 3729 views

Illinoisblue

Mmmmm, Wotsits. Yum. (n/t) on 19:42 - Apr 17 by The_Romford_Blue
Hope someone kicks the sh*t out of him on the way out. Scum. Wtf has snooker got to do with it? Biggest game of their lives and it’s been ruined now. New cloth will play totally different and that’s even on the unlikely chance of them playing again tonight. Scumbags ought to be in prison.

Should at least get banned for entering the field of play.

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Mmmmm, Wotsits. Yum. (n/t) on 19:49 - Apr 17 with 3730 views

The_Romford_Blue

Mmmmm, Wotsits. Yum. (n/t) on 19:45 - Apr 17 by Zx1988
Bit much, Rommers.

I disagree. For Milkins and Perry a world championship match is enormous. They’ve done nothing to deserve this and yet their match has been ruined now. The cloth will not play the same way at all after that.

It’s disgraceful

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Would you take a draw tonight if offered right now?

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Mmmmm, Wotsits. Yum. (n/t) on 19:49 - Apr 17 with 3726 views

BanksterDebtSlave

Mmmmm, Wotsits. Yum. (n/t) on 19:31 - Apr 17 by Bloots

Beautiful.
Situationism at its finest.

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Just Stop Oil have bugg3red the snooker up.... on 19:50 - Apr 17 with 3719 views

BanksterDebtSlave

Just Stop Oil have bugg3red the snooker up.... on 19:40 - Apr 17 by The_Romford_Blue
I had £200 on that match ffs. Selfish c**ts

Balls.

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Just Stop Oil have bugg3red the snooker up.... on 19:50 - Apr 17 with 3713 views

Lord_Lucan

Which I have to say I’m finding very funny because whilst listening to professional “All about me” James o Brien this morning he was saying how much he is loving watching the snooker.

I look forward to listening him in the morn.

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Just Stop Oil have bugg3red the snooker up.... on 19:54 - Apr 17 with 3677 views

Funge

Just Stop Oil have bugg3red the snooker up.... on 19:45 - Apr 17 by The_Romford_Blue

To be honest, Rommers, they're all dogsh1t to watch apart from Ronnie, Jimmy and Alex Higgins.

Ronnie is mercurial, Jimmy is on the roof rack, and dear old Alex is no longer with us.

Shaun Murphy is one of the worst people alive.

Just Stop Oil have bugg3red the snooker up.... on 19:56 - Apr 17 with 3655 views

Dubtractor

Just Stop Oil have bugg3red the snooker up.... on 19:33 - Apr 17 by Funge
Back in the day I used to go to Neptunes (now the Salthouse Hotel) after a night out at Hollywoods. It was pretty sweet; you could have a quiet drink and 'calm yourself down'. Remember going there after a Nicky Blackmarket gig, the table looked similar to this. I think I made a break of 40 at 3 a.m, but, let's face it, that's highly, highly unlikely to have happened.

I recall going in there once, post pubs closing, and marvelling at how seedy it seemed in there. I'm pretty certain I got a break of about 8 at one point.

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Just Stop Oil have bugg3red the snooker up.... on 19:57 - Apr 17 with 3631 views

Ryorry

Why, are snooker balls made of oil or something?


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Mmmmm, Wotsits. Yum. (n/t) on 19:31 - Apr 17 by Bloots

that reminds of the time I went to the doctor cos my dick had turned orange

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Mmmmm, Wotsits. Yum. (n/t) on 20:05 - Apr 17 with 3528 views

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Mmmmm, Wotsits. Yum. (n/t) on 19:42 - Apr 17 by The_Romford_Blue
Hope someone kicks the sh*t out of him on the way out. Scum. Wtf has snooker got to do with it? Biggest game of their lives and it’s been ruined now. New cloth will play totally different and that’s even on the unlikely chance of them playing again tonight. Scumbags ought to be in prison.

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Just Stop Oil have bugg3red the snooker up.... on 20:12 - Apr 17 with 3447 views

NthQldITFC

I don't know what all the fuss is about with the fella and his orange powder, but it looks like it's interrupted the couple having a shag on the other table!

I'm never sure what to think of the merits of these type of protests, but one thing's for sure - the outrage of the audience and those who've got money on the outcome and the 'terrible, terrible scenes' commentary, are hysterically hilarious in juxtaposition with our docility in the face of the consequences of the message that the protesters are trying to get across (whether their method is sensible or not).

We are nuts.

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