| Football cliches you hate 12:27 - Jun 23 with 9452 views | TresBonne |
For me - 'anyone can beat anyone in this league'. Literally said in every single league from Stowmarket's to the Premier League. So obvious. |  | | |  |
| Football cliches you hate on 12:29 - Jun 23 with 4003 views | TRUE_BLUE123 |
"First goal is crucial"... well yeh obviously. |  |
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| Football cliches you hate on 12:30 - Jun 23 with 3990 views | J2BLUE |
"The fans celebrated that like a goal"
Yea, maybe if it was the final minute of the Champions League final and it was cleared off the line but for a tackle on the half way line in the 85th minute of a run of the mill league game? No. It bloody well wasn't. |  |
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| Football cliches you hate on 12:36 - Jun 23 with 3961 views | TractorCam |
"On his day" when trying to big up a player. This phrase means he's crap. |  |
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| Football cliches you hate on 12:38 - Jun 23 with 3945 views | BlueBadger |
'He's an enigmatic kind of player' - means they're crap. |  |
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| Football cliches you hate on 12:40 - Jun 23 with 3941 views | muhrensleftfoot |
two nil is a dangerous scoreline... |  | | |
| Football cliches you hate on 12:46 - Jun 23 with 3917 views | Bluefields |
"They play the right way".
Winning games is the right way. |  | | |
| Football cliches you hate on 12:46 - Jun 23 with 3913 views | J2BLUE |
| Football cliches you hate on 12:29 - Jun 23 by TRUE_BLUE123 |
"First goal is crucial"... well yeh obviously. |
65 minutes gone with Man City 2-0 up at home to a team in the bottom half..
"You have to think if City get the next goal it's game over" | |
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| Football cliches you hate on 12:47 - Jun 23 with 3902 views | IpswichRising |
It's a game of 2 halves, no sh!t Sherlock | | | |
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| Football cliches you hate on 12:48 - Jun 23 with 3889 views | gainsboroughblue |
Take each game as it comes.
Well, dur obviously.
And not sure if it counts as a cliche but I get irrationally annoyed when I hear 'we go again' |  |
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| Football cliches you hate on 12:51 - Jun 23 with 3851 views | the_toff |
Also patently not true of Forest Green Rovers who couldn't beat an egg last season. | | | |
| Football cliches you hate on 12:53 - Jun 23 with 3851 views | NBVJohn |
'He's entitled to go down'
'Park the bus'
'On the beach' | | | |
| Football cliches you hate on 13:00 - Jun 23 with 3836 views | Illinoisblue |
| Football cliches you hate on 12:51 - Jun 23 by the_toff |
Also patently not true of Forest Green Rovers who couldn't beat an egg last season. |
Except for egg-shaped Sheff Weds 😄 |  |
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| Football cliches you hate on 13:01 - Jun 23 with 3830 views | BasingstokeBlue |
| Football cliches you hate on 12:47 - Jun 23 by IpswichRising |
It's a game of 2 halves, no sh!t Sherlock |
But that's completely wrong - if I'm watching on the telly, it's a game of five pints. |  |
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| Football cliches you hate on 13:03 - Jun 23 with 3815 views | wischip |
"Most important thing is the 3 points." - even in cup games.
"Difficult place to go" - said about every single ground in the world. |  | | |
| Football cliches you hate on 13:04 - Jun 23 with 3808 views | Illinoisblue |
Not a cliche but a word that’s overused; you see it a lot on social media when a player does something very ordinary that any decent human would do - such as helping up a ball boy they’ve collided with - and get showered with “class” praise. | |
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| Football cliches you hate on 13:06 - Jun 23 with 3792 views | SE1blue |
Adding ‘wise’ to the end of any word.
“Footballwise, this one of the most competitive leagues in Europe but difficultywise, they have a good chance of being champions as standardwise, they’re one of the best.” |  |
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| Football cliches you hate on 13:06 - Jun 23 with 3788 views | wkj |
Norwich |  |
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| Football cliches you hate on 13:08 - Jun 23 with 3768 views | Wacko |
| Football cliches you hate on 12:51 - Jun 23 by the_toff |
Also patently not true of Forest Green Rovers who couldn't beat an egg last season. |
That’s because they’re vegan | |
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| Football cliches you hate on 13:11 - Jun 23 with 3744 views | bluewein |
Man City v Liverpool. Half time. 0-0.
"It's been an intriguing tactical battle." translated by Sky meaning "It's been sh1te."... |  |
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| Football cliches you hate on 13:13 - Jun 23 with 3727 views | iamatractorboy |
"In and around".
Especially "in and around the striker/man up top" or "in and around the penalty spot".
In? In??? | | | |
| Football cliches you hate on 13:14 - Jun 23 with 3719 views | N17Blue |
"well that'll spark debate at halftime / on Match of the Day tonight" chills me to the bone as it inevitably means ten minutes of inconclusively going through frame-by-frame replays of VAR decisions like they're the Zapruder tapes while Alan Shearer does his "you couldn't make it up" peeved face over something that fundamentally doesn't matter | | | |
| Football cliches you hate on 13:14 - Jun 23 with 3713 views | blueasfook |
"This one is a six pointer".
Errr... no it's not. The winner will be 3 points ahead of the loser and that's it. |  |
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| Football cliches you hate on 13:18 - Jun 23 with 3681 views | ThisIsMyUsername |
'We go again'.
Cringe. |  |
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| Football cliches you hate on 13:24 - Jun 23 with 3642 views | NBVJohn |
'Winning games of football'
Constant references to 'the football club' when 'the club' will suffice. | | | |
| Football cliches you hate on 13:26 - Jun 23 with 3622 views | Cheltenham_Blue |
Am I allowed to have. 'Any analysis given by Roy Keane'? |  |
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