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I got two texts during the match today.... 21:24 - Jan 27 with 5636 viewsBloots

...one said:

"Aluko's brain is writing cheques that his body can't cash"

The other one said:

"You lot are crap"

My mates have varied levels of intellect.

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I got two texts during the match today.... on 21:33 - Jan 27 with 5135 viewsCheltenham_Blue

And one is seemingly a big Top Gun fan.

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I got two texts during the match today.... on 21:35 - Jan 27 with 5104 viewsMullet

"mates"

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Alright, "People who have my phone number". (n/t) on 21:38 - Jan 27 with 5060 viewsBloots

I got two texts during the match today.... on 21:35 - Jan 27 by Mullet

"mates"



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I got two texts during the match today.... on 22:18 - Jan 27 with 4929 viewsJeff_winger

He does have a history of high speed passes over 5 control towers and 1 admirals daughter .

I can't believe we have to give him a shot at top gun
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I got two texts during the match today.... on 23:18 - Jan 27 with 4713 viewsGlasgowBlue

Aluko ran out of steam on 45 minutes but he put a sublime ball through to Broadhead which put him one on one with the keeper. If Broadhead could finish the way the Maidstone striker did in the same position then we’d be talking about his assist.

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I got two texts during the match today.... on 23:26 - Jan 27 with 4664 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

Congratulations on getting a signal.

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I got two texts during the match today.... on 23:26 - Jan 27 with 4664 viewsIllinoisblue

I got two texts during the match today.... on 23:18 - Jan 27 by GlasgowBlue

Aluko ran out of steam on 45 minutes but he put a sublime ball through to Broadhead which put him one on one with the keeper. If Broadhead could finish the way the Maidstone striker did in the same position then we’d be talking about his assist.


“Same position” doing a lot of heavy lifting there!

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I got two texts during the match today.... on 23:29 - Jan 27 with 4633 viewsGlasgowBlue

I got two texts during the match today.... on 23:26 - Jan 27 by Illinoisblue

“Same position” doing a lot of heavy lifting there!


In fairness their keeper was quicker off his line than Walton which did narrow the angle. But my point re Aluko stands. He wasn’t as poor as being made out. Played some lovely balls in the early stages but time has caught up with him. He has 30 good minutes in him at best.

Some of the stuff I’m reading about him on other threads are completely over the top.

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I got two texts during the match today.... on 23:45 - Jan 27 with 4533 viewsChampionsofInnsbruck

I made the mistake of going out tonight. The general consensus was we played well for 15 minutes and then played walking football for the rest of the game, being well beaten by a non league team with a better keeper, defence and forwards than we did, we won’t go up and aside from the kids from Brighton and Chelsea we were one of the worst teams they’ve seen in years. All hype, non substance and no risk of losing McKenna after that. “He’s clueless”

So yeah, work on Monday will be similar. It’s a national humiliation and probably our worst result historically.
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I got two texts during the match today.... on 23:50 - Jan 27 with 4494 viewsChurchman

I got two texts during the match today.... on 23:29 - Jan 27 by GlasgowBlue

In fairness their keeper was quicker off his line than Walton which did narrow the angle. But my point re Aluko stands. He wasn’t as poor as being made out. Played some lovely balls in the early stages but time has caught up with him. He has 30 good minutes in him at best.

Some of the stuff I’m reading about him on other threads are completely over the top.


Generous. I thought after 20 mins he’d swapped his boots for lead ones. Not his fault. It happens. The great Peter Osgood was washed up at 26.
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I got two texts during the match today.... on 23:54 - Jan 27 with 4463 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

I got two texts during the match today.... on 23:45 - Jan 27 by ChampionsofInnsbruck

I made the mistake of going out tonight. The general consensus was we played well for 15 minutes and then played walking football for the rest of the game, being well beaten by a non league team with a better keeper, defence and forwards than we did, we won’t go up and aside from the kids from Brighton and Chelsea we were one of the worst teams they’ve seen in years. All hype, non substance and no risk of losing McKenna after that. “He’s clueless”

So yeah, work on Monday will be similar. It’s a national humiliation and probably our worst result historically.


Or football banter...ffs get some perspective!

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I got two texts during the match today.... on 23:56 - Jan 27 with 4452 viewstextbackup

I got two texts during the match today.... on 23:54 - Jan 27 by BanksterDebtSlave

Or football banter...ffs get some perspective!


I’m sick of seeing perspective chucked around.

Why don’t you care about that today? Why are you talking down to those that do?

We’ll be good again... one day
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I got two texts during the match today.... on 01:36 - Jan 28 with 4350 viewsKing_ding_a_lin_g

You've been listening to Radio 2!
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I got two texts during the match today.... on 06:08 - Jan 28 with 4223 viewsbluebudgie

I got two texts during the match today.... on 23:56 - Jan 27 by textbackup

I’m sick of seeing perspective chucked around.

Why don’t you care about that today? Why are you talking down to those that do?


He talks down to everyone who doesn't agree with him!
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I got two texts during the match today.... on 07:30 - Jan 28 with 4102 viewsPioneerBlue

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Alright, "People who have my phone number". (n/t) on 08:14 - Jan 28 with 3969 viewsMullet

Alright, "People who have my phone number". (n/t) on 21:38 - Jan 27 by Bloots



That's better.

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I got two texts during the match today.... on 08:15 - Jan 28 with 3957 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

I got two texts during the match today.... on 23:56 - Jan 27 by textbackup

I’m sick of seeing perspective chucked around.

Why don’t you care about that today? Why are you talking down to those that do?


You can care about the result but also realise it was just one of those things that can happen in sport.

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I got two texts during the match today.... on 09:22 - Jan 28 with 3753 viewsMK1

Someone who has my phone number just put, "See you Monday".

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I got two texts during the match today.... on 09:30 - Jan 28 with 3703 viewsParky

I got two texts during the match today.... on 23:18 - Jan 27 by GlasgowBlue

Aluko ran out of steam on 45 minutes but he put a sublime ball through to Broadhead which put him one on one with the keeper. If Broadhead could finish the way the Maidstone striker did in the same position then we’d be talking about his assist.


Aluko ran out of steam in the warm up. They were doing attacking drills with all forward players involved and Aluko missed out every other run-through because he was absolutely blowing to get back in ‘position’.
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Great - we’re allowed to have mates now!, mine texted on 09:33 - Jan 28 with 3691 viewsunstableblue

‘Ouch’

‘Magic of the cup’

‘You lost to Maidenhead!’

‘Watched it, how the f@ck did you lose’

I could go on…

Love the 3rd one
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Great - we’re allowed to have mates now!, (n/t) on 09:33 - Jan 28 with 3687 viewsunstableblue


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I got two texts during the match today.... on 09:36 - Jan 28 with 3657 viewsHerbivore

I got two texts during the match today.... on 23:45 - Jan 27 by ChampionsofInnsbruck

I made the mistake of going out tonight. The general consensus was we played well for 15 minutes and then played walking football for the rest of the game, being well beaten by a non league team with a better keeper, defence and forwards than we did, we won’t go up and aside from the kids from Brighton and Chelsea we were one of the worst teams they’ve seen in years. All hype, non substance and no risk of losing McKenna after that. “He’s clueless”

So yeah, work on Monday will be similar. It’s a national humiliation and probably our worst result historically.


Think we can chalk this one up under things that didn't happen.

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I got two texts during the match today.... on 09:37 - Jan 28 with 3654 viewshoppy

I got two texts during the match today.... on 09:22 - Jan 28 by MK1

Someone who has my phone number just put, "See you Monday".


Did you reply with, no, see you next Tuesday?

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And here’s another one on 11:15 - Jan 28 with 3455 viewsunstableblue

Great - we’re allowed to have mates now!, mine texted on 09:33 - Jan 28 by unstableblue

‘Ouch’

‘Magic of the cup’

‘You lost to Maidenhead!’

‘Watched it, how the f@ck did you lose’

I could go on…

Love the 3rd one
[Post edited 28 Jan 2024 9:42]


“Just seen the highlights. So unreal you didn’t win”

From a Forest fan!

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Great - we’re allowed to have mates now!, mine texted on 11:40 - Jan 28 with 3398 viewsstrikalite

Great - we’re allowed to have mates now!, mine texted on 09:33 - Jan 28 by unstableblue

‘Ouch’

‘Magic of the cup’

‘You lost to Maidenhead!’

‘Watched it, how the f@ck did you lose’

I could go on…

Love the 3rd one
[Post edited 28 Jan 2024 9:42]


I got one straight after the game which was just " Maidstone, seriously!?"...

Tried to somehow justify it by pointing out we had 78% possession, over 30 attempts to their two which they scored from...

BUT, I will say that it should have been a game to really get amongst the goals and get the confidence of doing that up ready for the remaining league games..

It is what it is as they say, Monday morning should be fun, out of the woodwork they come..
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