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Caption Competition on 17:26 - May 28 with 2120 viewsfooters

"And I think if either of us were in a fire, whatever the fire brigade said, we would leave the burning building. It just seems the common sense thing to do."

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Caption Competition on 17:29 - May 28 with 2088 viewsRegencyBlue

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The Mad Hatter.
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Caption Competition on 17:29 - May 28 with 2086 viewshoppy

The Beano live action production casting of Lord Snooty revealed

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Caption Competition on 17:35 - May 28 with 2054 viewsstickymockwell

What an utter, utter, utter, utter, utter bellend!

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Caption Competition on 17:42 - May 28 with 2024 viewsfactual_blue

Caption Competition on 17:35 - May 28 by stickymockwell

What an utter, utter, utter, utter, utter bellend!

From the Evening Standard


No need to be like that. All I did was post a picture.

The delicate would have reported that as abuse.



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Caption Competition on 17:45 - May 28 with 2002 viewsIndependentlyBlue

A face you’d never tire of hitting with a hammer

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Caption Competition on 17:45 - May 28 with 2000 viewsfooters

Caption Competition on 17:42 - May 28 by factual_blue

No need to be like that. All I did was post a picture.

The delicate would have reported that as abuse.




Been to the tip recently, facters?

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Caption Competition on 17:49 - May 28 with 1987 viewsfactual_blue

Caption Competition on 17:45 - May 28 by footers

Been to the tip recently, facters?


This morning. Four bags of garden waste.

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Caption Competition on 17:45 - May 28 by IndependentlyBlue

A face you’d never tire of hitting with a hammer


And what about Jacob Rees-Mogg?

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Caption Competition on 17:50 - May 28 with 1989 viewsBlueBadger

'I bet Bloots just writes 'a picture of Jacob Rees Mogg in a top hat"

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Caption Competition on 17:49 - May 28 by BlueBadger

And what about Jacob Rees-Mogg?


To be fair, my face does look like it's been repeatedly hit with a hammer.

Can you recommend a highly skilled maxillofacial surgeon?

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Caption Competition on 17:56 - May 28 with 1959 viewsCafe_Newman

Arrogant, Out of Touch, Tory Twonk - a book you can judge by its cover.
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Caption Competition on 17:50 - May 28 by BlueBadger

'I bet Bloots just writes 'a picture of Jacob Rees Mogg in a top hat"


In a passive-aggressive way.

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Caption Competition on 17:56 - May 28 by Cafe_Newman

Arrogant, Out of Touch, Tory Twonk - a book you can judge by its cover.


To repeat - all I've done is post a picture and everybody is calling me horrid names.

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W@nker

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A man of the people ready to represent their true interests.

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Caption Competition on 18:06 - May 28 with 1886 viewsjontysnut

Sum vanus omnino politicus qui odit proletariis
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Caption Competition on 18:06 - May 28 by jontysnut

Sum vanus omnino politicus qui odit proletariis


Not sure the word order is right....

Vanus omnino politicus qui proletariis odit sum.


But then it's been over fifty years since Pup Eaglesham guided me through the delights of Latin grammar.

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Caption Competition on 18:14 - May 28 by factual_blue

Not sure the word order is right....

Vanus omnino politicus qui proletariis odit sum.


But then it's been over fifty years since Pup Eaglesham guided me through the delights of Latin grammar.


Quite right, me old fruit. 'To be' I think should usually qualify and finish the sentence.

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Caption Competition on 19:05 - May 28 with 1762 viewsjontysnut

Caption Competition on 18:16 - May 28 by footers

Quite right, me old fruit. 'To be' I think should usually qualify and finish the sentence.


I blame Snotty Osbourne for my poor Latin
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Caption Competition on 19:09 - May 28 with 1752 viewsfooters

Caption Competition on 19:05 - May 28 by jontysnut

I blame Snotty Osbourne for my poor Latin


Now try again with the phrase 'Romans go home'.

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Caption Competition on 18:05 - May 28 by NthQldITFC

Dr. Seuss finally writes the sequel, employing a new vowel and the letter 'N'.


"TWÂT IN THE HAT" uses exactly the same vowels as the original though?

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