| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions 14:08 - Jan 25 with 5181 views | Morls |
Ok so the balls come out and you check your numbers and boom you've only gone and won 400 million.... what next....
would you contact Mr Evans and ask how much he wants for the club, and what transfer kitty would you give the new manager assuming you paid Mick off!
You could quite easily burn through 400 mill if you started signing players like Alli and Sturridge etc
I think id get the club for 20 mill then give the gaffer a transfer kitty for 30 million, Id reduce the season tickets to £250 a season, Id also do free travel for all away games.
But...
Id want to be named as a sub and in the off chance we are 3.0 nil up against someone id give the manager the nudge and come on for the last 5 minutes up front.... (might get a cheeky penalty)
I know im dreaming but what else can I do this season but be in dream land. |  | | |  |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 14:11 - Jan 25 with 4703 views | pablosturn |
You'd reduce your wealth by 12.5% overnight, good plan!
Then you'd be lumbered with say £50m of debt (given a write down of the debt owed), so a quarter of your win down the drain!
The rest you would basically burn over the course of the next 20 years trying to get itfc to the promised land and end up back working at greggs by the time you turned 50! |  | | |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 14:14 - Jan 25 with 4669 views | Morls |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 14:11 - Jan 25 by pablosturn |
You'd reduce your wealth by 12.5% overnight, good plan!
Then you'd be lumbered with say £50m of debt (given a write down of the debt owed), so a quarter of your win down the drain!
The rest you would basically burn over the course of the next 20 years trying to get itfc to the promised land and end up back working at greggs by the time you turned 50! |
Spent it better than Michael Carrol then!!! LOL!!!  | | | |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 14:14 - Jan 25 with 4671 views | J2BLUE |
If I won £400m the club wouldn't get a penny from me apart from buying about 6 STs for the next 50 years.
Far too many other important causes to help. I'd have a net worth of about £10m within a month. I'd look to make every member of my family rich (with 2-3 exceptions..) |  |
| |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 14:18 - Jan 25 with 4610 views | PrideOfTheEast |
Your money wouldn't last long then! |  | | |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 14:23 - Jan 25 with 4571 views | The_Romford_Blue |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 14:11 - Jan 25 by pablosturn |
You'd reduce your wealth by 12.5% overnight, good plan!
Then you'd be lumbered with say £50m of debt (given a write down of the debt owed), so a quarter of your win down the drain!
The rest you would basically burn over the course of the next 20 years trying to get itfc to the promised land and end up back working at greggs by the time you turned 50! |
But at least you'd have had fun with your money I suppose
Rather than just invest it.
I'd make my family rich, buy a zoo, buy a percentage in Ipswich maybe, party it up and live a good life before settling down with Michelle Keegan in 15 years time and having three children. |  |
| |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 14:31 - Jan 25 with 4518 views | Binner |
As was said years ago...
...spend half of it on booze, women and partying and then, maybe, just blow the rest... |  |
| |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 14:36 - Jan 25 with 4465 views | hype313 |
If you won that amount of money, anyone with any nous wouldn't go near a football club with a bargepole, no sooner you win it, you will lose it all.
If you won that money and wanted to do something football related then it would be better to buy a local non league club and have a bit of fun with them. |  |
| |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 14:39 - Jan 25 with 4425 views | NewcyBlue |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 14:14 - Jan 25 by J2BLUE |
If I won £400m the club wouldn't get a penny from me apart from buying about 6 STs for the next 50 years.
Far too many other important causes to help. I'd have a net worth of about £10m within a month. I'd look to make every member of my family rich (with 2-3 exceptions..) |
You are my new favourite sister. (Not in a Norfolk kind of way, calm down) |  |
| |
Login to get fewer ads
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 14:45 - Jan 25 with 4376 views | taximan |
definitely buy the club
put 50 mill aside for family
then spend the rest making my football club great again | | | |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 14:51 - Jan 25 with 4312 views | Lord_Lucan |
I'd be happy to give the club the lot - as long as it was Rod Stewart that drew the balls. |  |
| |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 14:53 - Jan 25 with 4283 views | GeoffSentence |
Didn't Michael Knight on do something like that when he tried to take over Manchester United. I know he appeared on the pitch in full kit doing keepie uppies, but I vaguely recall that he previously placed a bet that he would play for Manchester United, at long odds obviously, then nearly bought the club. |  |
| |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 14:56 - Jan 25 with 4241 views | factual_blue |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 14:14 - Jan 25 by J2BLUE |
If I won £400m the club wouldn't get a penny from me apart from buying about 6 STs for the next 50 years.
Far too many other important causes to help. I'd have a net worth of about £10m within a month. I'd look to make every member of my family rich (with 2-3 exceptions..) |
Would you buy any chickens? |  |
| |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 15:15 - Jan 25 with 4102 views | ITFC_Forever |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 14:23 - Jan 25 by The_Romford_Blue |
But at least you'd have had fun with your money I suppose
Rather than just invest it.
I'd make my family rich, buy a zoo, buy a percentage in Ipswich maybe, party it up and live a good life before settling down with Michelle Keegan in 15 years time and having three children. |
Michelle Keegan is going to be past child-bearing age by that time... |  |
| |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 15:26 - Jan 25 with 4026 views | J2BLUE |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 14:39 - Jan 25 by NewcyBlue |
You are my new favourite sister. (Not in a Norfolk kind of way, calm down) |
Better make it 3-4 exceptions... | |
| |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 15:32 - Jan 25 with 3989 views | textbackup |
I've played this out in my head many a times!
£400m... I'd go to the club and say I'd like to pay for the ground to be tarted up, all the stuff in the tunnel, the stands cleaned etc
I'd give the club £20m on top of that, to spend only on player transfers. I'd not want to be known in public, I'd just say he's what I'm giving you, I'll be in the north stand watching.
Then I'd buy land near ground and build a massive sports bar for home fans |  |
| |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 15:33 - Jan 25 with 3978 views | J2BLUE |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 15:15 - Jan 25 by ITFC_Forever |
Michelle Keegan is going to be past child-bearing age by that time... |
Probably best for the human race if Rommers can't reproduce. [Post edited 25 Jan 2017 15:33]
| |
| |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 15:46 - Jan 25 with 3881 views | DoobDude |
The trick is to invest in 2 companies, a well established profitable one and ITFC.
Then simply offset your profits against ITFC losses until your investment pays off and they get promoted. Sell ITFC for a profit and sit back and watch the club you support prosper in the Premiership. |  |
| |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 15:52 - Jan 25 with 3836 views | Morls |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 15:32 - Jan 25 by textbackup |
I've played this out in my head many a times!
£400m... I'd go to the club and say I'd like to pay for the ground to be tarted up, all the stuff in the tunnel, the stands cleaned etc
I'd give the club £20m on top of that, to spend only on player transfers. I'd not want to be known in public, I'd just say he's what I'm giving you, I'll be in the north stand watching.
Then I'd buy land near ground and build a massive sports bar for home fans |
with the 20 million..... would you "suggest" any potential players that you'd like to see at the club? is your money after all..... | | | |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 15:57 - Jan 25 with 3801 views | textbackup |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 15:52 - Jan 25 by Morls |
with the 20 million..... would you "suggest" any potential players that you'd like to see at the club? is your money after all..... |
Nope. Also if I won it now I'd not even suggest to get rid of mick, I'd stand back and see what happened... then if we went up with those players I'd funded having a big impact I'd casually sit in my seat and explode with pride.... whilst crying
Edit. I'd also buy up 5/6000 tiks a week to give out as a first come first serve basis. Wouldn't worry me who they were or how often, I just want PR rocking and the team ripping it up [Post edited 25 Jan 2017 16:00]
| |
| |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 16:03 - Jan 25 with 3744 views | Morls |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 15:57 - Jan 25 by textbackup |
Nope. Also if I won it now I'd not even suggest to get rid of mick, I'd stand back and see what happened... then if we went up with those players I'd funded having a big impact I'd casually sit in my seat and explode with pride.... whilst crying
Edit. I'd also buy up 5/6000 tiks a week to give out as a first come first serve basis. Wouldn't worry me who they were or how often, I just want PR rocking and the team ripping it up [Post edited 25 Jan 2017 16:00]
|
Even remove seats in north stand lower and have the place bouncing!!! | | | |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 16:06 - Jan 25 with 3709 views | The_Romford_Blue |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 15:33 - Jan 25 by J2BLUE |
Probably best for the human race if Rommers can't reproduce. [Post edited 25 Jan 2017 15:33]
|
To think I was gonna let you be his/her TWTD godfather.
I'm choosing Luke or Jeera now | |
| |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 16:24 - Jan 25 with 3583 views | NewcyBlue |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 16:06 - Jan 25 by The_Romford_Blue |
To think I was gonna let you be his/her TWTD godfather.
I'm choosing Luke or Jeera now |
J2 can still be the godmother though? | |
| |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 16:33 - Jan 25 with 3524 views | taximan |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 15:57 - Jan 25 by textbackup |
Nope. Also if I won it now I'd not even suggest to get rid of mick, I'd stand back and see what happened... then if we went up with those players I'd funded having a big impact I'd casually sit in my seat and explode with pride.... whilst crying
Edit. I'd also buy up 5/6000 tiks a week to give out as a first come first serve basis. Wouldn't worry me who they were or how often, I just want PR rocking and the team ripping it up [Post edited 25 Jan 2017 16:00]
|
i would do the same with tickets
also, it would £20 max to sit anywhere in the stadium
£250 season tickets
the heart of the club would be restored under my ownership | | | |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 17:07 - Jan 25 with 3357 views | BLUEBEAT |
Wouldn't buy the club outright but would buy a percentage. I would also buy them a few players. I'd also buy an executive box for a lifetime for friends/family (on the proviso Beattie can't come in and nick stuff from the buffet). |  |
| |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 17:26 - Jan 25 with 3242 views | greyhound |
| lets pretend you won £400 million on euro millions on 15:32 - Jan 25 by textbackup |
I've played this out in my head many a times!
£400m... I'd go to the club and say I'd like to pay for the ground to be tarted up, all the stuff in the tunnel, the stands cleaned etc
I'd give the club £20m on top of that, to spend only on player transfers. I'd not want to be known in public, I'd just say he's what I'm giving you, I'll be in the north stand watching.
Then I'd buy land near ground and build a massive sports bar for home fans |
The problem these days is you could win stupid amounts of money and still find out that 10 percent of your wealth would buy one of harry Kane's eyebrows. Investments in football is a plaything for the rich and stupid | | | |
| |
By continuing to use the site, you agree to our use of cookies and to abide by our Terms and Conditions.
