I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. 12:08 - Jan 19 with 25721 views | Lord_Lucan | I had to go to the shop which involved going past the pub so I popped in for a livener (don’t tell Mother RKD) Anyway the strangest thing just happened. I YouTubed a song to link it to a post on another thread and the song came on the pub TV. To prove I wasn’t going mad I just YouTubed The Wall and now that has come on. I don’t think I will ever go back to work. This pub gets packed with Norwich fans before a home game. I’m going to come in here on Saturday and put the 1978 cup final on. | |
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I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 19:17 - Jan 19 with 6096 views | BanksterDebtSlave |
I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 15:10 - Jan 19 by Lord_Lucan | I’m actually wondering if I can link tubegalore - demolition derby is still on at the moment. Today is completely out of the window now but I do face a small problem. Lady Lucan insists on a 6pm chit chat and I’m not sure how I can handle this as I’m on my 6th Aspalls and Pint of Wine Paul is threatening to bring some mushrooms up. |
How was the 6pm chit chat ? | |
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I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 19:28 - Jan 19 with 6068 views | SpruceMoose |
I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 19:17 - Jan 19 by BanksterDebtSlave | How was the 6pm chit chat ? |
He ded. | |
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I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 19:40 - Jan 19 with 6046 views | Lord_Lucan |
I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 19:17 - Jan 19 by BanksterDebtSlave | How was the 6pm chit chat ? |
I breezed it. Funny thing is we had a long chit chat and I kept laughing (I don’t usually laugh when I’m chit chatting to the mrs) Anyhoo, she said “Have you been drinking” and I replied with a furious “What do you take me for”. After the conversation finished she phoned me back to apologise for her words. It’s a slobs world! | |
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This is brilliant (n/t) on 20:22 - Jan 19 with 5981 views | OsborneOneNil |
This is brilliant (n/t) on 13:58 - Jan 19 by Lord_Lucan | Osbourne 1 -0 The locals are completely bemused. |
OsborneOneNil!!! Lordy, this is genius mate. | | | |
I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 20:24 - Jan 19 with 5979 views | OsborneOneNil |
I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 15:10 - Jan 19 by Lord_Lucan | I’m actually wondering if I can link tubegalore - demolition derby is still on at the moment. Today is completely out of the window now but I do face a small problem. Lady Lucan insists on a 6pm chit chat and I’m not sure how I can handle this as I’m on my 6th Aspalls and Pint of Wine Paul is threatening to bring some mushrooms up. |
Haaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Genius, | | | |
I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 22:02 - Jan 19 with 5870 views | Lord_Lucan |
I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 20:24 - Jan 19 by OsborneOneNil | Haaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Genius, |
Unfortunately POWP never turned up and the KH have now refused to serve me, I’m not that welcome in the Freemasons so The Rose it will have to be. | |
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I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 00:20 - Jan 20 with 5742 views | Melford |
I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 22:02 - Jan 19 by Lord_Lucan | Unfortunately POWP never turned up and the KH have now refused to serve me, I’m not that welcome in the Freemasons so The Rose it will have to be. |
If I get a scum ticket I'd pay good money for a day on the lash with you up there. | |
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I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 12:56 - Jan 20 with 5529 views | Lord_Lucan |
I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 16:16 - Jan 19 by bluelou | Are you connected to their wifi? If so I think I know what it is. It's functionality called dial and it works by having a tv or stb with the app on it. It's a lot like Chromecast. It's bloody hilarious too |
I’m not entirely welcomed in the Kings Arms at present but true to my word I have attempted to take over their command and control system again. I have just hovered outside and I was connected to their wi fi but the operation failed. I apologise, I seem to have lost my wizardry. We will though Try again next time. Maybe the derby game | |
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I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 13:04 - Jan 20 with 5501 views | The_Romford_Blue | This entire thread is just brilliant Best since Lucan on a train | |
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I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 13:17 - Jan 20 with 5462 views | SitfcB |
I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 00:20 - Jan 20 by Melford | If I get a scum ticket I'd pay good money for a day on the lash with you up there. |
Er, he won't be allowed there 🤷ðŸ»â€â™‚ï¸ | |
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I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 13:17 - Jan 20 with 5462 views | Herbivore | Lucan, I salute you. | |
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I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 14:42 - Jan 20 with 5389 views | farkenhell |
I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 12:56 - Jan 20 by Lord_Lucan | I’m not entirely welcomed in the Kings Arms at present but true to my word I have attempted to take over their command and control system again. I have just hovered outside and I was connected to their wi fi but the operation failed. I apologise, I seem to have lost my wizardry. We will though Try again next time. Maybe the derby game |
A valiant attempt agent Lucan. Better luck next time. Do the scum have another home game between now and us? | | | |
This is brilliant (n/t) on 14:48 - Jan 20 with 5373 views | Terry_Nutkins |
This is brilliant (n/t) on 14:12 - Jan 19 by Lord_Lucan | |
Love this. Why have the pub got some sort of airstream thing set up?! Amazing. | |
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I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 15:44 - Jan 20 with 5300 views | NewcyBlue | Fecking hell Lucan, you’re a hero! | |
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I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 16:06 - Jan 20 with 5257 views | Vic | Marvellous stuff Lucan | |
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I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 16:16 - Jan 20 with 5235 views | Vic |
I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 12:56 - Jan 20 by Lord_Lucan | I’m not entirely welcomed in the Kings Arms at present but true to my word I have attempted to take over their command and control system again. I have just hovered outside and I was connected to their wi fi but the operation failed. I apologise, I seem to have lost my wizardry. We will though Try again next time. Maybe the derby game |
Can you do it from just outside or something if the Wi-fi reaches that far? | |
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I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 20:10 - Feb 22 with 4862 views | Lord_Lucan | I’ve just walked in for the first time in a month and they’ve bloody banned me. I have four pubs within walking distance and now I’m banned from the best two. Ipswich ethnic cleansing. | |
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I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 20:25 - Feb 22 with 4812 views | Pinewoodblue |
I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 20:10 - Feb 22 by Lord_Lucan | I’ve just walked in for the first time in a month and they’ve bloody banned me. I have four pubs within walking distance and now I’m banned from the best two. Ipswich ethnic cleansing. |
Is the Trafford Arms any good these days? | |
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I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 20:27 - Feb 22 with 4804 views | giant_stow |
I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 20:10 - Feb 22 by Lord_Lucan | I’ve just walked in for the first time in a month and they’ve bloody banned me. I have four pubs within walking distance and now I’m banned from the best two. Ipswich ethnic cleansing. |
They really banned you for being an Ipswich fan? I'm surprised they can afford to be that fussy - my Norwich mate lives round the corner and those boozers have usually looked.empty to.me. | |
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I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 20:30 - Feb 22 with 4787 views | Lord_Lucan |
I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 20:25 - Feb 22 by Pinewoodblue | Is the Trafford Arms any good these days? |
That’s a nice pub - it’s the other one I’m banned from. | |
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I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 20:35 - Feb 22 with 4781 views | Lord_Lucan |
I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 20:27 - Feb 22 by giant_stow | They really banned you for being an Ipswich fan? I'm surprised they can afford to be that fussy - my Norwich mate lives round the corner and those boozers have usually looked.empty to.me. |
I’ve been drinking in The Kings Arms for 18 months. I don’t really think that on its own is why they banned me. The landlords have taken on another pub and left Kings Arms to a young kid to manage. I actually asked him why I was banned and he basically said no real reason except you get too p1ssed now and again - which in my defence he’s seen nothing. He’s too young for the job and forgets about the product he sells. | |
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I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 20:39 - Feb 22 with 4765 views | Herbivore |
I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 20:35 - Feb 22 by Lord_Lucan | I’ve been drinking in The Kings Arms for 18 months. I don’t really think that on its own is why they banned me. The landlords have taken on another pub and left Kings Arms to a young kid to manage. I actually asked him why I was banned and he basically said no real reason except you get too p1ssed now and again - which in my defence he’s seen nothing. He’s too young for the job and forgets about the product he sells. |
You've been banned from a pub for getting pissed? What's next, getting chucked out of the post office for buying a book of stamps? | |
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I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 20:39 - Feb 22 with 4761 views | giant_stow |
I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 20:35 - Feb 22 by Lord_Lucan | I’ve been drinking in The Kings Arms for 18 months. I don’t really think that on its own is why they banned me. The landlords have taken on another pub and left Kings Arms to a young kid to manage. I actually asked him why I was banned and he basically said no real reason except you get too p1ssed now and again - which in my defence he’s seen nothing. He’s too young for the job and forgets about the product he sells. |
That's bonkers. They ought to settle you in, make you comfy! | |
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I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 20:41 - Feb 22 with 4753 views | GlasgowBlue |
I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 20:30 - Feb 22 by Lord_Lucan | That’s a nice pub - it’s the other one I’m banned from. |
Back to the Lynyrd Skynyrd pub then. [Post edited 22 Feb 2018 20:42]
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I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 20:48 - Feb 22 with 4736 views | Lord_Lucan |
I’ve just had a genuine life changing experience. on 20:41 - Feb 22 by GlasgowBlue | Back to the Lynyrd Skynyrd pub then. [Post edited 22 Feb 2018 20:42]
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Yeah, I’m in there now. Trouble is it’s a bit of an edgy pub. If I was banned from any place I wish it was here. I popped out for a fag a while ago and some bloke was walking along so pissed that he was bumping into everything. He then nudged past me and entered the pub. I watched through the window waiting for him to be refused service but he got a beer and sat on a stall with his head on the bar. If I ever get refused in this place I need to take stock of my life. | |
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