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Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument 12:41 - Dec 18 with 4182 viewsLord_Lucan

bringing this down. Vegans - please stay away. Seriously.

A few weeks back I was a bit distraught (and mentioned it on here) when my Mrs actually made me a bacon sandwich for a change but got the bacon to bread ratio all wrong.

I have been smarting ever since and whilst buying a turkey last night the supermarket had these XXXL tiger bread baguette things they were flogging off for 11p each

I bought some and a load of streaky bacon with an idea of a fully loaded baguette. I also bought some chipolatas but ultimately decided against a combination.

Anyhoo, I made RKDs first and he is a bit of a hungry guts but he had already eaten so he ate his with 14 rashers. I hadn't eaten and I am rather proud to say that I managed to stuff 24 rashers is mine and it was blooming delicious.

Highly recommended.

Edit; it was a mistake, I actually had 28 rashers - I just looked at the packs.
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Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument on 12:42 - Dec 18 with 3462 viewsDanTheMan

And to think I feel bad when I've had 3 rashers of bacon.

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Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument on 12:43 - Dec 18 with 3453 viewsReuser_is_God

Superb.

Which sauce did you opt for? Or was it literally just bacon?

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Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument on 12:43 - Dec 18 with 3444 viewsDubtractor

Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument on 12:42 - Dec 18 by DanTheMan

And to think I feel bad when I've had 3 rashers of bacon.


That is some serious man vs food eating isn't it?!

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Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument on 12:44 - Dec 18 with 3443 viewsJ2BLUE

It's been nice knowing you both.

Drink some water.

Truly impaired.
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Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument on 12:44 - Dec 18 with 3441 viewsKieran_Knows

Fantastic. Tiger bread was a very good shout for the baguette as well.

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No anti-meat sentiment needed here on 12:45 - Dec 18 with 3428 viewsDyland

You're just a couple of greedy fat barstewards, full stop x

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Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument on 12:46 - Dec 18 with 3427 viewsBlueBadger


I'm one of the people who was blamed for getting Paul Cook sacked. PM for the full post.
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Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument on 12:47 - Dec 18 with 3424 viewsLord_Lucan

Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument on 12:43 - Dec 18 by Reuser_is_God

Superb.

Which sauce did you opt for? Or was it literally just bacon?


I'm glad you mentioned that, normally I wouldn't have any sauce or I might mix a load of old cr4p up from nearly empty bottles and add a load of dried chilli flakes.

However - I noticed a branded sauce call "Reds" and they were only going for £1 a throw so I bought 3 varieties and had two of them avec bacon. One was a BBQ Mustard sauce with a "Glorious kick" and the other was a BBQ sauce with a "Devilish kick"

Very, very tasty.
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P.S. Had you both done a bucket or something? (n/t) on 12:47 - Dec 18 with 3415 viewsDyland


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Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument on 12:48 - Dec 18 with 3409 viewsReuser_is_God

Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument on 12:47 - Dec 18 by Lord_Lucan

I'm glad you mentioned that, normally I wouldn't have any sauce or I might mix a load of old cr4p up from nearly empty bottles and add a load of dried chilli flakes.

However - I noticed a branded sauce call "Reds" and they were only going for £1 a throw so I bought 3 varieties and had two of them avec bacon. One was a BBQ Mustard sauce with a "Glorious kick" and the other was a BBQ sauce with a "Devilish kick"

Very, very tasty.
[Post edited 18 Dec 2018 12:48]


Reds sauces are very good.

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Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument on 12:50 - Dec 18 with 3403 viewsDanTheMan

Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument on 12:43 - Dec 18 by Dubtractor

That is some serious man vs food eating isn't it?!


I maybe would have been able to do that when I was 18, but yeah.

I remember at Uni we once made a McDonalds Pizza which looked something like this:

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Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument on 13:08 - Dec 18 with 3302 viewsgiant_stow

I do this will an 8 pack of back bacon, but i reckon 28 rashers of streaky just about wins, so well played.

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Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument on 13:10 - Dec 18 with 3289 viewsDyland

Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument on 13:08 - Dec 18 by giant_stow

I do this will an 8 pack of back bacon, but i reckon 28 rashers of streaky just about wins, so well played.


No wonder you've got such a massive arse.

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Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument on 13:11 - Dec 18 with 3286 viewschicoazul

Good Lord have mercy. You surely deserve some sort of award.

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Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument on 13:11 - Dec 18 with 3282 viewsgiant_stow

Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument on 13:10 - Dec 18 by Dyland

No wonder you've got such a massive arse.


stop checking out my bum - it's taken.

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Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument on 13:17 - Dec 18 with 3259 viewsLord_Lucan

Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument on 13:08 - Dec 18 by giant_stow

I do this will an 8 pack of back bacon, but i reckon 28 rashers of streaky just about wins, so well played.


There is a secret to cooking streaky - for the best flavour. Place bacon in a cold dry pan and away you go.

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Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument on 13:29 - Dec 18 with 3211 viewsFtnfwest

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Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument on 14:06 - Dec 18 with 3152 viewsVic

Funniest post of the year contender right here

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Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument on 15:00 - Dec 18 with 3103 viewsSitfcB

Sounds amazing.

A couple of fried eggs in there to top it off though.

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Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument on 15:13 - Dec 18 with 3083 viewsjimsymBLUE

Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument on 12:50 - Dec 18 by DanTheMan

I maybe would have been able to do that when I was 18, but yeah.

I remember at Uni we once made a McDonalds Pizza which looked something like this:


For the love of all that's holy....that could turn me vegan.

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Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument on 15:27 - Dec 18 with 3058 viewsSpruceMoose

28 rashers!? Good God man, you're more pig than man at this point!
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Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument on 15:32 - Dec 18 with 3043 viewsLord_Lucan

Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument on 15:27 - Dec 18 by SpruceMoose

28 rashers!? Good God man, you're more pig than man at this point!
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Ha ha, charade you are.

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Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument on 15:37 - Dec 18 with 3023 viewsBiGDonnie

What did you have for your main?

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Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument on 16:07 - Dec 18 with 2990 viewswkj

Some w*nker f*cked something like this up for me before by doing something similar. *wretches* and then put mayonnaise on it. That is like winning the lottery one day and finding out the world is ending the next.

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Not an anti vegan post, This is a bacon post. I don't want a vegan argument on 12:44 - Dec 18 by Kieran_Knows

Fantastic. Tiger bread was a very good shout for the baguette as well.


Difficult to beat thick sliced white but tiger baguettes and bacon were made to be together

The baguette option works particularly well if you’re going for a bacon/Brie/chilli sauce combo, which sounds all kind of wrong but works magnificently

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