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Scones 14:47 - Feb 21 with 12390 viewsMullet

Jam spread in an even layer and then a big lump of cream is right, right? Made some with junior and this seems the best.

Also I'm not interested in the usual shenanigans, it's pronounced scone, not scone.

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Scones on 16:29 - Feb 21 with 3005 viewsPecker

Scones on 16:23 - Feb 21 by footers

Another thing to consider is if spreading the jam and cream, won't there be cross-jar contamination between the two? Teaspoon in the jam jar, spoon/knife for the cream.


No mate. Spoon the Cream on 4 sections of scone (yes scone) first and then with the back of a teaspoon spread.Then dollop the Jam on with 2nd spoon. They will be telling me next that it is known as a Cornish Cream Tea. Frigging idiots.
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Scones on 16:32 - Feb 21 with 2997 viewsPecker

Scones on 16:28 - Feb 21 by Bluebell

Arghhhhhh.........

It has to be jam first and then cream. I can’t imagine trying to spread jam on top of the cream.

J2 has it right for a change. Never thought I would say that when talking about food and J2 in the same sentence

Us people down south pronounce it scone of course.


Oh Bluebell, you have fallen into the trap. It is Cream first my darling. It is not up for debate I'm afraid. Cream first is the only answer. Sorry.
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Scones on 16:35 - Feb 21 with 2984 viewsJ2BLUE

Scones on 16:28 - Feb 21 by Bluebell

Arghhhhhh.........

It has to be jam first and then cream. I can’t imagine trying to spread jam on top of the cream.

J2 has it right for a change. Never thought I would say that when talking about food and J2 in the same sentence

Us people down south pronounce it scone of course.



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Scones on 16:39 - Feb 21 with 2969 viewsPecker

Scones on 16:35 - Feb 21 by J2BLUE



You are still wrong.
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Scones on 16:40 - Feb 21 with 2967 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Definitely scone. Only very posh people would pronounce it scone.

Mrs NSB says cream before jam but she is wrong. After the buttering a cake comment she quoted Victoria sponge so I found some images to show her its jam before cream on that too. Unfortunately 2 of the first 3 pictures of them on the internet are wrong as well!

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Scones on 16:42 - Feb 21 with 2958 viewsPecker

Scones on 16:40 - Feb 21 by Nthsuffolkblue

Definitely scone. Only very posh people would pronounce it scone.

Mrs NSB says cream before jam but she is wrong. After the buttering a cake comment she quoted Victoria sponge so I found some images to show her its jam before cream on that too. Unfortunately 2 of the first 3 pictures of them on the internet are wrong as well!


The Cornish are pirates and cannot be trusted. Your Wife is right. (as all wives are).
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Scones on 16:46 - Feb 21 with 2951 viewsWeWereZombies

Scones on 16:13 - Feb 21 by footers

What about the beloved Jamaica Ginger Cake? That is a cake which demands butter. Also fruitcake is nicer with butter too :)


You put butter on Jamaica Ginger Cake!!!! Whatever next - well, it's schools out time so I am not going to post that clip from 'Last Tango In Paris'.

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Scones on 16:49 - Feb 21 with 2945 viewsfooters

Scones on 16:46 - Feb 21 by WeWereZombies

You put butter on Jamaica Ginger Cake!!!! Whatever next - well, it's schools out time so I am not going to post that clip from 'Last Tango In Paris'.


The future is now. Embrace the butter, my friend, and never look back.


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Scones on 16:51 - Feb 21 with 2939 viewsNewcyBlue

I rarely ever eat scones. I doubt I have had any more than 5 in my life.

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Scones on 16:56 - Feb 21 with 2926 viewsFreddies_Ears

Scones on 16:02 - Feb 21 by Mullet

Cream and butter are different entirely.

Why would people butter a cake?


If you don't butter the cake, it is very difficult to spread the marmite on top.
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Scones on 17:03 - Feb 21 with 2919 viewsPinewoodblue

Scones on 16:42 - Feb 21 by Pecker

The Cornish are pirates and cannot be trusted. Your Wife is right. (as all wives are).


https://www.thespruceeats.com/difference-cornish-vs-devon-cream-tea-435316

Personally I never put the top back on but put jam and cream on that separately

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Scones on 17:11 - Feb 21 with 2899 viewsPecker

Scones on 17:03 - Feb 21 by Pinewoodblue

https://www.thespruceeats.com/difference-cornish-vs-devon-cream-tea-435316

Personally I never put the top back on but put jam and cream on that separately


The scone should be horizontally cut into 2 and then the Cream added with the Jam on top. Never topped. The Cornish nicked it off the Devon folk and turned it on its head. They should have stuck with the Pasty.
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Scones on 17:14 - Feb 21 with 2892 viewsJ2BLUE

Scones on 16:51 - Feb 21 by NewcyBlue

I rarely ever eat scones. I doubt I have had any more than 5 in my life.


Northerners are probably more at home with can of Barr cola and a packet of pickled onion space raiders.

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Scones on 17:17 - Feb 21 with 2885 viewsNewcyBlue

Scones on 17:14 - Feb 21 by J2BLUE

Northerners are probably more at home with can of Barr cola and a packet of pickled onion space raiders.


A stottie with ham and pease pudding please.

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Scones on 17:18 - Feb 21 with 2882 viewsSarge

Scones on 16:13 - Feb 21 by footers

What about the beloved Jamaica Ginger Cake? That is a cake which demands butter. Also fruitcake is nicer with butter too :)


Butter on fruitcake is good but cheese on fruit cake is the best. Wensleydale or a good cheddar ideally.
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Scones on 17:20 - Feb 21 with 2879 viewsfooters

Scones on 17:18 - Feb 21 by Sarge

Butter on fruitcake is good but cheese on fruit cake is the best. Wensleydale or a good cheddar ideally.


Never tried it on a fruitcake, my old fruit (cake), but I shall now do so! Same thing with cheese applies to apple pies too. Was that on Twin Peaks, or am I imagining that?

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Scones on 17:21 - Feb 21 with 2872 viewshampstead_blue

butter, strawberry jam and loads of thick cream

washed down with strong tea.

and yes, it is scone and definitely not scon

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Scones on 17:24 - Feb 21 with 2867 viewsPecker

Scones on 17:21 - Feb 21 by hampstead_blue

butter, strawberry jam and loads of thick cream

washed down with strong tea.

and yes, it is scone and definitely not scon


Butter? Just wrong mate.
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Scones on 17:28 - Feb 21 with 2853 viewsSarge

Scones on 17:20 - Feb 21 by footers

Never tried it on a fruitcake, my old fruit (cake), but I shall now do so! Same thing with cheese applies to apple pies too. Was that on Twin Peaks, or am I imagining that?


I’ve never seen it but I reddited it for you - results inconclusive
https://www.reddit.com/r/twinpeaks/comments/6fn9mq/no_spoilers_do_they_ever_have

I’ve never thought to put cheese on an apple pie but I’m not sure why not. After all, I am someone who has dunked a custard cream in marmite in the name of science.
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Scones on 17:32 - Feb 21 with 2839 viewsfooters

Scones on 17:28 - Feb 21 by Sarge

I’ve never seen it but I reddited it for you - results inconclusive
https://www.reddit.com/r/twinpeaks/comments/6fn9mq/no_spoilers_do_they_ever_have

I’ve never thought to put cheese on an apple pie but I’m not sure why not. After all, I am someone who has dunked a custard cream in marmite in the name of science.


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Scones on 19:49 - Feb 21 with 2776 viewsPlums

It’s very simple.
If you butter your scone, then it’s butter, jam, cream.
If you’re a heathen and don’t use butter then it’s cream then jam.
Of course the cream is clotted, not any of that fluffy white nonsense

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Scones on 19:54 - Feb 21 with 2768 viewsNthsuffolkblue

Scones on 19:49 - Feb 21 by Plums

It’s very simple.
If you butter your scone, then it’s butter, jam, cream.
If you’re a heathen and don’t use butter then it’s cream then jam.
Of course the cream is clotted, not any of that fluffy white nonsense


If I butter my scone it doesn't need jam nor cream.

If I am putting cream on my scone it needs to be on top of the jam.

Ridiculous suggestions both of yours.

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Scones on 19:58 - Feb 21 with 2761 viewsjeera

Thin layer of jam -not too much or it's too sickly - and a decent dollop of clotted cream.

So, yes. Pretty much as you describe there.

And it's scone.

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Scones on 20:23 - Feb 21 with 2746 viewsGuthrum

Scones on 17:17 - Feb 21 by NewcyBlue

A stottie with ham and pease pudding please.


Not far off what I'm having for my tea tonight. Cheese bread instead of stottie.

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Scones on 20:25 - Feb 21 with 2744 viewsNewcyBlue

Scones on 20:23 - Feb 21 by Guthrum

Not far off what I'm having for my tea tonight. Cheese bread instead of stottie.


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