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PMQs 12:12 - May 20 with 9390 viewsuefacup81

Boris' head is gone. Ranting and almost shouting now.

To top that off, Lindsay Hoyle offering Matt Hancock outside.


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PMQs on 14:24 - May 20 with 1177 viewsThe_Last_Baron

PMQs on 14:18 - May 20 by tractordownsouth

Boris won't last the full term. He's made too many promises to too many people and he wouldn't want to be accountable for that or for the fallout of Covid.


Gove or Sunak will be in charge by Christmas 2021


Might be wishful thinking on your part sir.

Who knows what the future holds. I'd take a guess he will be PM until 2028.

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PMQs on 14:25 - May 20 with 1175 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

PMQs on 14:23 - May 20 by SpruceMoose

***Right Wing Bellend Muppet Alert***


#triggered


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PMQs on 14:26 - May 20 with 1167 viewsSpruceMoose

PMQs on 14:25 - May 20 by Marshalls_Mullet

#triggered



Give it a rest you chode

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PMQs on 14:26 - May 20 with 1167 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

PMQs on 14:26 - May 20 by SpruceMoose

Give it a rest you chode


#winning


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PMQs on 14:27 - May 20 with 1163 viewsSpruceMoose

PMQs on 14:26 - May 20 by Marshalls_Mullet

#winning



Working?

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PMQs on 14:28 - May 20 with 1161 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

PMQs on 14:27 - May 20 by SpruceMoose

Working?


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PMQs on 14:28 - May 20 with 1162 viewsfactual_blue



hancock is dead behind the eyes.

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PMQs on 14:29 - May 20 with 1154 viewstractordownsouth

PMQs on 14:19 - May 20 by The_Last_Baron

/// Left wing twtderatti echo chamber thread alert ///


Want to defend your man Johnson? Or give us those no deal benefits?

Either's fine

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PMQs on 14:29 - May 20 with 1151 viewsSpruceMoose

PMQs on 14:28 - May 20 by Marshalls_Mullet

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Have you no work to do today? I'm off to start my work day now. Toodles.

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PMQs on 14:30 - May 20 with 1140 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

PMQs on 14:29 - May 20 by SpruceMoose

Have you no work to do today? I'm off to start my work day now. Toodles.


Yep. I work for myself, so I have no master to answer to.

Enjoy your day at work.

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PMQs on 14:31 - May 20 with 1139 viewsfooters

PMQs on 14:29 - May 20 by tractordownsouth

Want to defend your man Johnson? Or give us those no deal benefits?

Either's fine


It's weird because I thought Johnson was a traitor to his country for agreeing a Brexit deal that wasn't cliff edge. Huh.

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PMQs on 14:33 - May 20 with 1131 viewsSpruceMoose

PMQs on 14:30 - May 20 by Marshalls_Mullet

Yep. I work for myself, so I have no master to answer to.

Enjoy your day at work.


Better get to it then, can't afford to be rolling around the internet being contrary of you're not earning money for it like me!

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PMQs on 14:34 - May 20 with 1129 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

PMQs on 14:33 - May 20 by SpruceMoose

Better get to it then, can't afford to be rolling around the internet being contrary of you're not earning money for it like me!


I am earning money thanks, dont you worry about me. You should try working for yourself if you are capable of it, rather than being a slave to the 9-5.

Not sure what your point is.

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PMQs on 14:38 - May 20 with 1117 viewsSpruceMoose

PMQs on 14:34 - May 20 by Marshalls_Mullet

I am earning money thanks, dont you worry about me. You should try working for yourself if you are capable of it, rather than being a slave to the 9-5.

Not sure what your point is.


I won't be working at 5pm, don't you worry matey. Luckily I'm senior enough to have flexibility to set my own hours.

No major point really, other than you seem to have a rather small scale concept of what winning looks like.

Each to their own though I guess

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PMQs on 14:40 - May 20 with 1115 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

PMQs on 14:38 - May 20 by SpruceMoose

I won't be working at 5pm, don't you worry matey. Luckily I'm senior enough to have flexibility to set my own hours.

No major point really, other than you seem to have a rather small scale concept of what winning looks like.

Each to their own though I guess


That's a poor effort even by your standards.

Setting your own slave hours.... living the dream.




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PMQs on 14:41 - May 20 with 1107 viewsSpruceMoose

PMQs on 14:40 - May 20 by Marshalls_Mullet

That's a poor effort even by your standards.

Setting your own slave hours.... living the dream.





Don't get worked up! Enjoy all your winning Don Jr

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PMQs on 14:43 - May 20 with 1106 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

PMQs on 14:41 - May 20 by SpruceMoose

Don't get worked up! Enjoy all your winning Don Jr


Get to work, your boss will tell you off for being late.

For the sake of those on here who are furloughed or out of work, I wonder whether I should have reported you for attempted abuse. I will give you the benefit of the doubt this time.

You were lucky that you missed the target.




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PMQs on 14:45 - May 20 with 1097 viewsSpruceMoose

PMQs on 14:43 - May 20 by Marshalls_Mullet

Get to work, your boss will tell you off for being late.

For the sake of those on here who are furloughed or out of work, I wonder whether I should have reported you for attempted abuse. I will give you the benefit of the doubt this time.

You were lucky that you missed the target.





Agree to disagree

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PMQs on 14:46 - May 20 with 1098 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

PMQs on 14:45 - May 20 by SpruceMoose

Agree to disagree



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PMQs on 14:50 - May 20 with 1081 viewsNewcyBlue

PMQs on 14:29 - May 20 by tractordownsouth

Want to defend your man Johnson? Or give us those no deal benefits?

Either's fine


He’s too busy hiding from brown people...

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PMQs on 14:53 - May 20 with 1063 viewsHerbivore

PMQs on 14:24 - May 20 by The_Last_Baron

Might be wishful thinking on your part sir.

Who knows what the future holds. I'd take a guess he will be PM until 2028.



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PMQs on 14:54 - May 20 with 1054 viewsHerbivore

PMQs on 14:34 - May 20 by Marshalls_Mullet

I am earning money thanks, dont you worry about me. You should try working for yourself if you are capable of it, rather than being a slave to the 9-5.

Not sure what your point is.


I dunno, your boss comes across as a right dick.

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PMQs on 14:57 - May 20 with 1036 viewsThe_Last_Baron

PMQs on 14:29 - May 20 by tractordownsouth

Want to defend your man Johnson? Or give us those no deal benefits?

Either's fine




Cheers!
[Post edited 20 May 2020 14:58]

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PMQs on 15:00 - May 20 with 1024 viewsNewcyBlue

PMQs on 14:57 - May 20 by The_Last_Baron



Cheers!
[Post edited 20 May 2020 14:58]


Look at them. I’ve had turds that I have more respect for.

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PMQs on 15:00 - May 20 with 1024 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

PMQs on 14:54 - May 20 by Herbivore

I dunno, your boss comes across as a right dick.



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