| If you were a Government... on 21:59 - Aug 16 with 4912 views | lowhouseblue |
france |  |
| And so as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, I notice it's the end of the show |
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| If you were a Government... on 22:05 - Aug 16 with 4896 views | solemio |
Another Denmark |  | | |
| If you were a Government... on 22:41 - Aug 16 with 4870 views | Oldsmoker |
Denmark.
Always liked hygge. |  |
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| If you were a Government... on 22:50 - Aug 16 with 4864 views | King_ding_a_lin_g |
Denmark |  | | |
| If you were a Government... on 23:03 - Aug 16 with 4857 views | C_HealyIsAPleasure |
Another one for Denmark |  |
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| If you were a Government... on 23:09 - Aug 16 with 4848 views | Herbivore |
It's not very nuanced, which is probably why everyone is ending up with Denmark. |  |
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| If you were a Government... on 23:14 - Aug 16 with 4841 views | Nthsuffolkblue |
| If you were a Government... on 21:56 - Aug 16 by longtimefan |
Me too |
And me. |  |
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| If you were a Government... on 23:22 - Aug 16 with 4836 views | WeWereZombies |
| If you were a Government... on 23:09 - Aug 16 by Herbivore |
It's not very nuanced, which is probably why everyone is ending up with Denmark. |
Not me, I'm the third Canadian - which means that BrogansNose and Swanners get to fight over which one is Craig Forrest and which one is Frank Yallop and I am saddled with being Jamie Peters. And I'm not looking forward to winter now either - except for the long weekend at Whistler...and the marijuana. |  |
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| If you were a Government... on 23:34 - Aug 16 with 4820 views | jeera |
| If you were a Government... on 23:22 - Aug 16 by WeWereZombies |
Not me, I'm the third Canadian - which means that BrogansNose and Swanners get to fight over which one is Craig Forrest and which one is Frank Yallop and I am saddled with being Jamie Peters. And I'm not looking forward to winter now either - except for the long weekend at Whistler...and the marijuana. |
Part of the nationality test there though is being able to spell Jaime correctly!
I am curious to know what the odd answer is that's separating the Denmarks from the wannabe Canadians.
You don't want to send women to war do you?
I dunno, a few episodes of Due South... |  |
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| If you were a Government... on 23:41 - Aug 16 with 4815 views | NewcyBlue |
Denmark |  |
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| If you were a Government... on 23:49 - Aug 16 with 4802 views | BABLUE |
| If you were a Government... on 23:34 - Aug 16 by jeera |
Part of the nationality test there though is being able to spell Jaime correctly!
I am curious to know what the odd answer is that's separating the Denmarks from the wannabe Canadians.
You don't want to send women to war do you?
I dunno, a few episodes of Due South... |
It’s the marijuana one, if you said legalise it is Canada, if not it is Denmark. |  | | |
| If you were a Government... on 23:55 - Aug 16 with 4794 views | J2BLUE |
| If you were a Government... on 23:49 - Aug 16 by BABLUE |
It’s the marijuana one, if you said legalise it is Canada, if not it is Denmark. |
I said legalise it and got Denmark.
I said women could go to war though... |  |
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| If you were a Government... on 00:01 - Aug 17 with 4784 views | jeera |
| If you were a Government... on 23:55 - Aug 16 by J2BLUE |
I said legalise it and got Denmark.
I said women could go to war though... |
I didn't see any option for only women either, in which the men could stay at home and watch TV.
That can't be right. | |
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| If you were a Government... on 00:02 - Aug 17 with 4784 views | WeWereZombies |
| If you were a Government... on 23:55 - Aug 16 by J2BLUE |
I said legalise it and got Denmark.
I said women could go to war though... |
I said legalise weed and let women go to war (although if I had the choice it would be to say no one go to war), but I am against porn so maybe that is what separates out noble Canada from sexist Denmark...oh, and I was against legalising prostitution too. | |
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| If you were a Government... on 02:37 - Aug 17 with 4737 views | NewcyBlue |
| If you were a Government... on 00:02 - Aug 17 by WeWereZombies |
I said legalise weed and let women go to war (although if I had the choice it would be to say no one go to war), but I am against porn so maybe that is what separates out noble Canada from sexist Denmark...oh, and I was against legalising prostitution too. |
Against porn?!? What do you even use the internet for?? | |
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| If you were a Government... on 03:13 - Aug 17 with 4720 views | SpruceMoose |
Canada eh. |  |
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| If you were a Government... on 03:31 - Aug 17 with 4714 views | jeera |
| If you were a Government... on 02:37 - Aug 17 by NewcyBlue |
Against porn?!? What do you even use the internet for?? |
And if sexism is at work here, it would of course be to assume that all porn is performed by females.
Even when they're involved it's not necessarily always with other females anyway.
I've been told about these things. | |
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| If you were a Government... on 03:32 - Aug 17 with 4713 views | jeera |
| If you were a Government... on 03:13 - Aug 17 by SpruceMoose |
Canada eh. |
The nicest part of the USA so I've heard. | |
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| If you were a Government... on 05:56 - Aug 17 with 4686 views | StochesStotasBlewe |
Uruguay. |  |
| We have no village green, or a shop.
It's very, very quiet.
I can walk to the pub. |
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| If you were a Government... on 05:56 - Aug 17 with 4686 views | brogansnose |
| If you were a Government... on 23:22 - Aug 16 by WeWereZombies |
Not me, I'm the third Canadian - which means that BrogansNose and Swanners get to fight over which one is Craig Forrest and which one is Frank Yallop and I am saddled with being Jamie Peters. And I'm not looking forward to winter now either - except for the long weekend at Whistler...and the marijuana. |
I baggsy Jason De Vos actually !
Hmm, I hope this doesn't mean that listening to Celine Dion and Ryan Adams is compulsory ? |  | | |
| If you were a Government... on 06:24 - Aug 17 with 4670 views | hammo56 |
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| If you were a Government... on 07:06 - Aug 17 with 4650 views | WeWereZombies |
| If you were a Government... on 05:56 - Aug 17 by brogansnose |
I baggsy Jason De Vos actually !
Hmm, I hope this doesn't mean that listening to Celine Dion and Ryan Adams is compulsory ? |
I think you mean Bryan Adams, Whiskeytown Ryan Adams is from North Carolina (amusingly, it even says not to be confused with Bryan Adams on his Wikipedia page 'At a concert in October 2002, at Nashville's Ryman Auditorium, someone in the audience yelled out a request for "Summer of '69"..,Ryan reacted with a stream of expletives, and ordered the house lights turned on,..He eventually found the fan who made the joke request, paid him $30 cash as a refund for the show, ordered him to leave).
Actually I'm not fussed about Bryan Adams but the Celine Dion is a grave concern, I'm going to try and counter that with Leonard Cohen, Neil Young, Cowboy Junkies and Joni Mitchell. | |
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| If you were a Government... on 07:15 - Aug 17 with 4642 views | tractordownsouth |
Denmark |  |
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| If you were a Government... on 07:22 - Aug 17 with 4632 views | WeWereZombies |
| If you were a Government... on 02:37 - Aug 17 by NewcyBlue |
Against porn?!? What do you even use the internet for?? |
Being against it but still attracted by it makes it more exciting... | |
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| If you were a Government... on 07:41 - Aug 17 with 4606 views | Herbivore |
| If you were a Government... on 07:06 - Aug 17 by WeWereZombies |
I think you mean Bryan Adams, Whiskeytown Ryan Adams is from North Carolina (amusingly, it even says not to be confused with Bryan Adams on his Wikipedia page 'At a concert in October 2002, at Nashville's Ryman Auditorium, someone in the audience yelled out a request for "Summer of '69"..,Ryan reacted with a stream of expletives, and ordered the house lights turned on,..He eventually found the fan who made the joke request, paid him $30 cash as a refund for the show, ordered him to leave).
Actually I'm not fussed about Bryan Adams but the Celine Dion is a grave concern, I'm going to try and counter that with Leonard Cohen, Neil Young, Cowboy Junkies and Joni Mitchell. |
You'd think with all the money he's made doing MOR power ballads over the years that he could afford more of a sense of humour. | |
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