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I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... 11:38 - Jan 6 with 7075 viewsBloots

....has "decided" that we are bringing it back on Thursday at 8pm.

This time it's "Clap for Heroes".

OK love, whatever you say.

What a country.

Lambert out.

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I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... on 11:39 - Jan 6 with 4110 viewsSteve_M

Absolutely tedious fecking simplism.

At least no fker rung a bell at Christmas for me round here.

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I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... on 11:39 - Jan 6 with 4103 viewsfooters

#VoteLabour #ToriesOut #LambertOut #HamIn #HashtagsareforMelts

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I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... on 11:45 - Jan 6 with 4071 viewsfactual_blue

I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... on 11:39 - Jan 6 by Steve_M

Absolutely tedious fecking simplism.

At least no fker rung a bell at Christmas for me round here.


Could you hear the boys of the NYPD choir singing Galway Bay though? Probably easier to hear if the bells weren't ringing out for Christmas time.

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I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... on 11:46 - Jan 6 with 4055 viewsJ2BLUE

FFS. Lockdown is boring and this suspiciously comes back.

Lets be honest, this is for the people clapping, no one else.

We clapped for carers. Then we stood back and did nothing when the government suggested their pay would be frozen. Now we're clapping again.

Just f### off.

Truly impaired.
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I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... on 11:50 - Jan 6 with 4012 viewsLankHenners

Best wishes to the people who happen to live in a place where some bell decides the entire street needs to hear his hour long one man bagpipe concert every week.

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I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... on 11:52 - Jan 6 with 3979 viewsfooters

I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... on 11:50 - Jan 6 by LankHenners

Best wishes to the people who happen to live in a place where some bell decides the entire street needs to hear his hour long one man bagpipe concert every week.


"one man bagpipe concert"

This is too much euphemism for one post. It's brilliant. And I may have one of those later as a treat.

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I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... on 11:53 - Jan 6 with 3984 viewsfactual_blue

Back in April I was bringing Mrs Factual back from a non-Covid related trip to A&E during the clapping. Driving along to applause was quite nice. Mrs Factual was doing HM The Queen style waves back at them.

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I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... on 11:54 - Jan 6 with 3961 viewsfactual_blue

I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... on 11:52 - Jan 6 by footers

"one man bagpipe concert"

This is too much euphemism for one post. It's brilliant. And I may have one of those later as a treat.


Does that involve putting your scrotum under your arm and squeezing it with your elbow?

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I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... on 11:55 - Jan 6 with 3952 viewsFixed_It

I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... on 11:53 - Jan 6 by factual_blue

Back in April I was bringing Mrs Factual back from a non-Covid related trip to A&E during the clapping. Driving along to applause was quite nice. Mrs Factual was doing HM The Queen style waves back at them.


I must admit I felt a bit like Mo Farah when returning home from a 10k training run at that tme. Although maybe not quite as fast.

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I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... on 11:55 - Jan 6 with 3945 viewsfooters

I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... on 11:54 - Jan 6 by factual_blue

Does that involve putting your scrotum under your arm and squeezing it with your elbow?


From 2:00 should explain everything.


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Or the fat middle aged baldie in a vest.... on 11:55 - Jan 6 with 3946 viewsBloots

I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... on 11:50 - Jan 6 by LankHenners

Best wishes to the people who happen to live in a place where some bell decides the entire street needs to hear his hour long one man bagpipe concert every week.


....standing on his balcony blasting out Rick Astley songs whilst illuminating the entire block of flats with a set of disco lights that he bought for £20 from the middle aisle at Lidl.

I hate the general public.

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Or the fat middle aged baldie in a vest.... on 11:59 - Jan 6 with 3902 viewsDebsyAngel

Or the fat middle aged baldie in a vest.... on 11:55 - Jan 6 by Bloots

....standing on his balcony blasting out Rick Astley songs whilst illuminating the entire block of flats with a set of disco lights that he bought for £20 from the middle aisle at Lidl.

I hate the general public.


Sounds like the one next door to me - had to sit in his oversized van blasting the horn, while his stupid boy banged a saucepan and the stupid woman whooping like a hound.... then afterwards out he went to do some more "essential deliveries". Utter hypocrisy.
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Or the fat middle aged baldie in a vest.... on 12:03 - Jan 6 with 3874 viewsLankHenners

Or the fat middle aged baldie in a vest.... on 11:55 - Jan 6 by Bloots

....standing on his balcony blasting out Rick Astley songs whilst illuminating the entire block of flats with a set of disco lights that he bought for £20 from the middle aisle at Lidl.

I hate the general public.


One woman in the village where I live ended up going to A&E after accidentally trapping her fingers in her car door during the process of swinging it open and slamming it shut as part of the minute's applause.

Reports at the time suggested this sort of stupidity was far from an isolated incident across the country.
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I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... on 12:03 - Jan 6 with 3863 viewsSpruceMoose

I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... on 11:46 - Jan 6 by J2BLUE

FFS. Lockdown is boring and this suspiciously comes back.

Lets be honest, this is for the people clapping, no one else.

We clapped for carers. Then we stood back and did nothing when the government suggested their pay would be frozen. Now we're clapping again.

Just f### off.


Keep posting like this and you'll be on the LBF Board of Directors before you know it!

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I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... on 12:04 - Jan 6 with 3858 viewsDubtractor

I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... on 11:52 - Jan 6 by footers

"one man bagpipe concert"

This is too much euphemism for one post. It's brilliant. And I may have one of those later as a treat.


Pot noodle before or after?

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Or the fat middle aged baldie in a vest.... on 12:16 - Jan 6 with 3806 viewsRocky

Or the fat middle aged baldie in a vest.... on 11:55 - Jan 6 by Bloots

....standing on his balcony blasting out Rick Astley songs whilst illuminating the entire block of flats with a set of disco lights that he bought for £20 from the middle aisle at Lidl.

I hate the general public.


What's happened to "Lambert Out?"
God, you're fickle.
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I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... on 12:20 - Jan 6 with 3779 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... on 11:53 - Jan 6 by factual_blue

Back in April I was bringing Mrs Factual back from a non-Covid related trip to A&E during the clapping. Driving along to applause was quite nice. Mrs Factual was doing HM The Queen style waves back at them.


I need an eye test. I misread that first bit as "Back in April I was banging Mrs Factual..."

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I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... on 12:27 - Jan 6 with 3735 viewsfactual_blue

I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... on 12:20 - Jan 6 by The_Flashing_Smile

I need an eye test. I misread that first bit as "Back in April I was banging Mrs Factual..."


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I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... on 12:56 - Jan 6 with 3627 viewsReuser_is_God

She can get to fcuk.

Who even is she? Just some random bint who now thinks she's some sort of voice for the community?

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I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... on 13:00 - Jan 6 with 3596 viewsitfcjoe

Sure the take up will be the same as it was on those warm balmy daylight claps in the freezing cold rain and pitch black evenings ahead

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I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... on 13:00 - Jan 6 with 3590 viewsSwansea_Blue

i think it's quite a nice gesture.

Just a shame it's in lieu of decent working conditions, sensible political direction management, decent pay, proper PPE, people voting for a party that won't screw over public services, etc.

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I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... on 13:02 - Jan 6 with 3573 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

I thought it was good... in that it got us to meet all our new neighbours.

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Some Dutch bird with 600 followers on twitter..... on 13:03 - Jan 6 with 3563 viewsBloots

I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... on 12:56 - Jan 6 by Reuser_is_God

She can get to fcuk.

Who even is she? Just some random bint who now thinks she's some sort of voice for the community?


.....probably off her head most of the time.

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Good for you.... on 13:06 - Jan 6 with 3529 viewsBloots

I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... on 13:02 - Jan 6 by The_Flashing_Smile

I thought it was good... in that it got us to meet all our new neighbours.


....but not necessarily for them.

Innit.

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I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... on 13:09 - Jan 6 with 3517 viewsclive_baker

I see that the woman who "invented" Clap for Carers..... on 11:53 - Jan 6 by factual_blue

Back in April I was bringing Mrs Factual back from a non-Covid related trip to A&E during the clapping. Driving along to applause was quite nice. Mrs Factual was doing HM The Queen style waves back at them.


I happened to be cycling through the centre of a village on one occasion in April, it's the closest I've ever come to feeling like I'm in the Tour de France.

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