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You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? 09:54 - Jan 27 with 3149 viewsJimmy86

Mine would be either chip shop chips, smothered in thick gravy OR a chicken tikka madras...

Discuss!!
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You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 11:28 - Jan 27 with 872 viewsArnoldMoorhen

You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 11:24 - Jan 27 by Bluebell

This....I would like the steak to be a ribeye.




But I would never be on death row as I am too honest and would never harm anybody or anything!
[Post edited 27 Jan 2022 11:30]


Steer clear of London and the misogynistic Met and I'm sure you'll be ok, then.
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You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 11:34 - Jan 27 with 853 viewsChurchman

An outdoor barbecue 5000 miles with a getaway car dessert.
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You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 11:36 - Jan 27 with 846 viewsmylittletown

You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 10:15 - Jan 27 by wkj

out of date raw chicken, jokes on them when they have to clear up the aftermath


I think that you sh1t yourself anyway, when hanged?
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You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 13:42 - Jan 27 with 796 viewsfactual_blue

Slow-roasted whole ox.

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You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 14:00 - Jan 27 with 783 viewsBloomBlue

A large steak cooked in butter with a cyanide source on top. Not too much cyanide just enough so I can enjoy the steak but enough to kill me afterwards. That way I enjoy the steak and take away their fun of flipping the switch, or pulling the handle or whatever way they were going to use to kill me
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You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 14:09 - Jan 27 with 770 viewsDeano69

Something that takes 40 years to cook

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You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 14:33 - Jan 27 with 739 viewshoppy

You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 14:09 - Jan 27 by Deano69

Something that takes 40 years to cook


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You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 14:40 - Jan 27 with 733 viewsLevelTheLand

You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 11:24 - Jan 27 by Bluebell

This....I would like the steak to be a ribeye.




But I would never be on death row as I am too honest and would never harm anybody or anything!
[Post edited 27 Jan 2022 11:30]


With the exception of that cow...
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You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 15:57 - Jan 27 with 690 viewsfactual_blue

You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 10:16 - Jan 27 by J2BLUE

Imagine ordering all that...and then finding out i'm the chef.


...and daveU is the executioner.

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You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 16:06 - Jan 27 with 674 viewshoppy

You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 15:57 - Jan 27 by factual_blue

...and daveU is the executioner.


At least it would be done quietly.

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You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 18:06 - Jan 27 with 619 viewsronnyd

No brainer, it's got to be Battenburg.
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You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 18:33 - Jan 27 with 596 viewsBlueandTruesince82

Crisps - Prawn Cocktail, Worcester Sauce, Tommy K

Toast, buttered white

1 large QP with cheese meal
1 zinger burger no Mayo.

Cheesecake, raspberry ripple

Cheese and biscuits.

Mineral water served in glass bottles,

Ice cold lemonade

Jack n Coke

Shot of tequila

1 Jamaican woodbine.

I realise the last 3 probably won't happen.

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You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 19:13 - Jan 27 with 574 viewsjontysnut

You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 10:47 - Jan 27 by footers

Indeed. Remember reading something about the cooks who prepare the death row meals and nine times out of ten people hardly touch it.

So I'd be a gent and just ask for a lot to drink instead.


I seem to remember a TV programme on this. Notwithstanding the crimes that may (or in some cases may not) have landed them where they are, the last meals were all a bit sad, cheesburgers, fries, chicken, shakes etc. No ale allowed though.
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You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 19:55 - Jan 27 with 562 viewsjeera

You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 10:41 - Jan 27 by clive_baker

Wouldn't imagine I would be particularly hungry if I were on death row.

Just get it over with.


Crikey.

You'd be a lot of fun to hang out with on Death Row.

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You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 20:21 - Jan 27 with 544 viewshoppy

You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 19:55 - Jan 27 by jeera

Crikey.

You'd be a lot of fun to hang out with on Death Row.


Indeed… you’d think it would be a barrel of laughs, wouldn’t you, but not with him there…

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You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 20:22 - Jan 27 with 542 viewsjeera

You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 20:21 - Jan 27 by hoppy

Indeed… you’d think it would be a barrel of laughs, wouldn’t you, but not with him there…


He'd put a right downer on things.

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You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 20:27 - Jan 27 with 537 viewshoppy

You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 20:22 - Jan 27 by jeera

He'd put a right downer on things.


Definitely. Drag the mood down completely!

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You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 21:51 - Jan 27 with 502 viewsWeWereZombies

With my onion intolerance this would be the ideal opportunity to eat all the things I have had to forsake for the last thirty years, and as the effects take a few hours to kick in then the execution would be a good way of avoiding the nasty after effects of:

Starter: Some type of fancy chilli con carne in a large ramekin, garnished with fresh parsley
Accompanied by a large glass of Gavi

Main course: Prawn jalfrezi with coconut rice, chana dhal, masala papad, aloo paratha, lime pickle, onion bhajis
Accompanied by a couple of pints of Greene King XX mild

[edit] forgot that I normally eat an item of fruit between my main course and pudding, so some fresh mango and a couple of Windward Islands bananas

Battenberg in custard

A small truckle of very mature stilton with Paterson's olive oil oatcakes

120 gramme bar of Mackie's mint dark chocolate

Six doubles of Macallans
[Post edited 28 Jan 2022 7:21]

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You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 21:59 - Jan 27 with 491 viewsjeera

There's some rather ambitious requests so far aren't there?

I'm pretty sure I have seen it on good authority that the last meal tends to be sausages.

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You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 22:01 - Jan 27 with 489 viewsfab_lover

Foie Gras for starters. Yes, it's cruel etc etc but I'm a dying man. Nice crisp white to go with it., preferably the South African "Life from Stone".

I'm assuming I've starved myself for at least a day first, so yes, of course steak, rare as well. Wiv chips, big fat b_stard ones, none of that french fries nonsense. Blue cheese mushrooms. At least a pint of pepper sauce. I can't stomach red wine and proper beer and steak...a can of cold Red Stripe.

Cheese. A shedload of cheese, including Rocamadour, Baron Bigod, Camberzola, Stilton. Several glasses of red and white port to go with this.

Dessert. Profiteroles and cream. Salted Caramel ice cream. A slice of Xmas pudding and brandy butter. Brandysnaps.

Afters. A pint of Baileys, a joint, a couple of fags.
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You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 22:14 - Jan 27 with 476 viewsbazza

You're on death row and get 1 last meal, what would it be?? on 21:59 - Jan 27 by jeera

There's some rather ambitious requests so far aren't there?

I'm pretty sure I have seen it on good authority that the last meal tends to be sausages.


Wouldn’t have the stomach for a fry up, if I was getting the chair..
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