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That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake 07:46 - Apr 30 with 3130 viewsKeno

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-61280625

I wonder how long he was watching before he realised, and on earth did he think it was!!

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That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 08:05 - Apr 30 with 2387 viewsWhos_blue

This was always going to be the defence.
He's very unlucky to have inadvertantly opened it by mistake on two different occasions.

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That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 08:10 - Apr 30 with 2368 viewsPlums

That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 08:05 - Apr 30 by Whos_blue

This was always going to be the defence.
He's very unlucky to have inadvertantly opened it by mistake on two different occasions.


And for long enough for a woman sitting behind him to try and video him doing it

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That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 08:25 - Apr 30 with 2345 viewsChurchman

That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 08:05 - Apr 30 by Whos_blue

This was always going to be the defence.
He's very unlucky to have inadvertantly opened it by mistake on two different occasions.


Indeed it was. How embarrassingly thick must you be to think you can get away with that pathetic excuse? Why can’t he just be honest about it? Let me guess, these are the only two times he’s accessed porn in the HoC or in the Committee Rooms or his offices. Yeah, right.

He’s a disgusting arrogant tool and If he had any shame he’d resign immediately, but nope, he’ll just try and brazen it out. As an aside, he is paid to be an MP and he’s actually in the House, what work is he doing while he’s on the internet? He isn’t. Sounds like gross misconduct to me.

So, we have preying mantis Mogg leaving notes on desks looking forward to seeing people back in the office when they might be working at home or in a meeting, while one of his chums is in ‘the office’ working up a sweat. I hate to think what JRM will leave on his desk. A box of tissues maybe?
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That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 09:05 - Apr 30 with 2237 viewsBlueBoots

"I will await the findings of the inquiry"...give us a proper statement man!


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That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 09:16 - Apr 30 with 2220 viewsSimonds92

That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 08:25 - Apr 30 by Churchman

Indeed it was. How embarrassingly thick must you be to think you can get away with that pathetic excuse? Why can’t he just be honest about it? Let me guess, these are the only two times he’s accessed porn in the HoC or in the Committee Rooms or his offices. Yeah, right.

He’s a disgusting arrogant tool and If he had any shame he’d resign immediately, but nope, he’ll just try and brazen it out. As an aside, he is paid to be an MP and he’s actually in the House, what work is he doing while he’s on the internet? He isn’t. Sounds like gross misconduct to me.

So, we have preying mantis Mogg leaving notes on desks looking forward to seeing people back in the office when they might be working at home or in a meeting, while one of his chums is in ‘the office’ working up a sweat. I hate to think what JRM will leave on his desk. A box of tissues maybe?
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He's seen his bosses come up with pathetic excuses and get away with it. Sounds a bit familiar, did you have a party? 'Lets wait for the result of the enquiry to know if I did'. Did you watch porn? 'Let's wait for the results of the enquiry to see if I did'.
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That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 09:20 - Apr 30 with 2211 viewsBlueBadger

That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 08:05 - Apr 30 by Whos_blue

This was always going to be the defence.
He's very unlucky to have inadvertantly opened it by mistake on two different occasions.


The bootlickers will be along in a minute to tell us all that Keir Starmer had a vvank in his own house once, so they're all as bad as each other.
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That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 09:21 - Apr 30 with 2194 viewsBlueBadger

That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 08:25 - Apr 30 by Churchman

Indeed it was. How embarrassingly thick must you be to think you can get away with that pathetic excuse? Why can’t he just be honest about it? Let me guess, these are the only two times he’s accessed porn in the HoC or in the Committee Rooms or his offices. Yeah, right.

He’s a disgusting arrogant tool and If he had any shame he’d resign immediately, but nope, he’ll just try and brazen it out. As an aside, he is paid to be an MP and he’s actually in the House, what work is he doing while he’s on the internet? He isn’t. Sounds like gross misconduct to me.

So, we have preying mantis Mogg leaving notes on desks looking forward to seeing people back in the office when they might be working at home or in a meeting, while one of his chums is in ‘the office’ working up a sweat. I hate to think what JRM will leave on his desk. A box of tissues maybe?
[Post edited 30 Apr 2022 8:41]


You don't have to be clever, just marginally less thick than the people who will still come out in support of your 'corruption, bigotry, incompetence and criminality' agenda regardless of how much it hurts them or makes them look stupid.

I'll have that down arrow when you're ready, DaveU.
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That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 09:26 - Apr 30 with 2171 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 09:05 - Apr 30 by BlueBoots

"I will await the findings of the inquiry"...give us a proper statement man!



As soon as I saw his excuse on the news I thought of this!

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That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 09:30 - Apr 30 with 2153 viewsChurchman

That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 09:21 - Apr 30 by BlueBadger

You don't have to be clever, just marginally less thick than the people who will still come out in support of your 'corruption, bigotry, incompetence and criminality' agenda regardless of how much it hurts them or makes them look stupid.

I'll have that down arrow when you're ready, DaveU.
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I guess I’ll be getting yet another downvote from him too. I’ll try not to let the disappointment overwhelm me.
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That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 09:34 - Apr 30 with 2125 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 09:20 - Apr 30 by BlueBadger

The bootlickers will be along in a minute to tell us all that Keir Starmer had a vvank in his own house once, so they're all as bad as each other.
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Only once!!!

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 09:38 - Apr 30 with 2106 viewsnoggin

Siri misheard him saying "F--k the poor.

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That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 09:40 - Apr 30 with 2101 viewsRocky

To be fair, it's easy to open porn by mistake.
I do it all the time.
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That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 09:46 - Apr 30 with 2077 viewsfooters

That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 09:40 - Apr 30 by Rocky

To be fair, it's easy to open porn by mistake.
I do it all the time.


I might accidentally do it now. Well, it is a bank holiday weekend after all.

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That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 10:05 - Apr 30 with 2049 viewsKeno

That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 09:38 - Apr 30 by noggin

Siri misheard him saying "F--k the poor.


maybe we should give the bloke a break.

He may be been searching 'ordering milk in your area' and simply hit an 'f' instead of the 'k' and then thought the nice young lady with no clothes on getting ready for a delivery service
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That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 10:17 - Apr 30 with 2024 viewshoppy

That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 10:05 - Apr 30 by Keno

maybe we should give the bloke a break.

He may be been searching 'ordering milk in your area' and simply hit an 'f' instead of the 'k' and then thought the nice young lady with no clothes on getting ready for a delivery service
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Is it a Tory thing? Didn’t Thatcher do something similar? Or was she snatching the milk instead of something to do with milking the snatch?

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That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 10:27 - Apr 30 with 2009 viewsPinewoodblue

Amazing how many MPs, on both sides of the house, can be seen on their mobile. They should be banned.

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That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 10:41 - Apr 30 with 1974 viewsKeno

That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 10:17 - Apr 30 by hoppy

Is it a Tory thing? Didn’t Thatcher do something similar? Or was she snatching the milk instead of something to do with milking the snatch?


Do you many of there cabinet ministers got to delve into her red box?

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That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 10:53 - Apr 30 with 1949 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 10:27 - Apr 30 by Pinewoodblue

Amazing how many MPs, on both sides of the house, can be seen on their mobile. They should be banned.


Yeah but they need them to keep up with the party invites.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 11:06 - Apr 30 with 1912 viewsnoggin

That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 10:53 - Apr 30 by The_Flashing_Smile

Yeah but they need them to keep up with the party invites.


Or to contact their cocaine dealer.

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That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 11:20 - Apr 30 with 1881 viewsRyorry

That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 08:25 - Apr 30 by Churchman

Indeed it was. How embarrassingly thick must you be to think you can get away with that pathetic excuse? Why can’t he just be honest about it? Let me guess, these are the only two times he’s accessed porn in the HoC or in the Committee Rooms or his offices. Yeah, right.

He’s a disgusting arrogant tool and If he had any shame he’d resign immediately, but nope, he’ll just try and brazen it out. As an aside, he is paid to be an MP and he’s actually in the House, what work is he doing while he’s on the internet? He isn’t. Sounds like gross misconduct to me.

So, we have preying mantis Mogg leaving notes on desks looking forward to seeing people back in the office when they might be working at home or in a meeting, while one of his chums is in ‘the office’ working up a sweat. I hate to think what JRM will leave on his desk. A box of tissues maybe?
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It must have been on his personal phone in the first place.

I don't have it on my phone, therefore I couldn't accidentally open the app & start playing it.

Reckon if I were an MP I'd have two mobiles, one personal & one for work, with very different colour covers - say one red & one black. I wouldn't consider myself of more than average intelligence, but then that's probably too bright for me to ever become an MP.

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That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 12:01 - Apr 30 with 1789 viewsOldsmoker

Check his browsing history.

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That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 12:08 - Apr 30 with 1779 viewsKeno

That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 12:01 - Apr 30 by Oldsmoker

Check his browsing history.


Can someone do that on phone to check what web-pages you have 'inadvertently' visited?

I may be gone a while, its ok, nothings wrong just a little busy ....

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That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 12:10 - Apr 30 with 1775 viewsfooters

That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 12:01 - Apr 30 by Oldsmoker

Check his browsing history.


Ah, that'll be it! He searched for 'Teresa May' and not 'Theresa May'!

I need to get in touch with him now. This could be my chance to cash in.

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That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 12:19 - Apr 30 with 1745 viewsBlueBadger

That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 11:20 - Apr 30 by Ryorry

It must have been on his personal phone in the first place.

I don't have it on my phone, therefore I couldn't accidentally open the app & start playing it.

Reckon if I were an MP I'd have two mobiles, one personal & one for work, with very different colour covers - say one red & one black. I wouldn't consider myself of more than average intelligence, but then that's probably too bright for me to ever become an MP.


You've also got a fair degree of compassion and empathy. That definitely excludes you from being a Tory MP.

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That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 13:37 - Apr 30 with 1648 viewsRyorry

That’s ok then, apparently he watched porn by mistake on 12:19 - Apr 30 by BlueBadger

You've also got a fair degree of compassion and empathy. That definitely excludes you from being a Tory MP.


Ta. Looks like I'm clueless when it comes to knowing how to access porn too!

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