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Worst football chants 17:52 - Jan 11 with 4890 viewsgreyhound

Saw a post on here earlier about getting a chant going for broadhead using the old David Johnson template which has had me thinking.

I quite like a football chant which is quite original or one that uses a culturally popular bit of music as its melody... However there's some stinkers.

But even without prejudice how awful is that ridiculous on the ball city song.

"have a little scrimmage"

F*** off

Anyone else got any songs they share a bit of hate over...
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Worst football chants on 18:06 - Jan 11 with 4812 viewsFrimleyBlue

Never walk alone.

Slow. Boring. Nothing to do with football.

a niche perspective
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Worst football chants on 18:11 - Jan 11 with 4810 viewsjontysnut

You're sh!t ahhhh to goalies particularly at non league games with 9 fourth years doing it.
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Worst football chants on 18:15 - Jan 11 with 4797 viewsStevieH

I can’t stand:

………… is a sh1thole I wanna go home
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Worst football chants on 18:15 - Jan 11 with 4790 viewsMullet

A-lun Lee! GOWL!

Utterly bafflingly sh1t. It's so bad it could be Tory policy.

"..... is a sh1thole" is usually wrong and sung far too early for some reason.

OTBC is definitely the winner by far.

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Worst football chants on 18:17 - Jan 11 with 4782 viewsgreyhound

Worst football chants on 18:15 - Jan 11 by StevieH

I can’t stand:

………… is a sh1thole I wanna go home


Second to this... My garden shed, is bigger than this.
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Worst football chants on 18:35 - Jan 11 with 4714 viewshatch

I enjoy how tracksuit from matalan gets sniggers and elbow nudges amongst the away end every away day.

To be fair, not heard another team sing it
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Worst football chants on 18:43 - Jan 11 with 4667 viewsjacobnikons

Yeah, I dont like that weve got super kieran mckenna chant, its guff.
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Worst football chants on 18:48 - Jan 11 with 4640 viewstractordownsouth

A bit of a niche one but Bournemouth's "we score when we want" chant always annoys me, it's ridiculous especially when they're in the Premier League getting battered every week.

And yes I've got double standards on chants which bend the truth a bit - I know we're not the "finest football team the world has ever seen" but everyone does that one so it's not as bad.

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Worst football chants on 19:02 - Jan 11 with 4591 viewskeighleyblue

Worst football chants on 18:48 - Jan 11 by tractordownsouth

A bit of a niche one but Bournemouth's "we score when we want" chant always annoys me, it's ridiculous especially when they're in the Premier League getting battered every week.

And yes I've got double standards on chants which bend the truth a bit - I know we're not the "finest football team the world has ever seen" but everyone does that one so it's not as bad.


Leeds.

Marching on together
We're gonna see you win
(na, na, na, na, na, na)
We are so proud
We shout it out loud
We love you Leeds. Leeds. Leeds.

Is all they EVER bl00dy sing.
[Post edited 11 Jan 2023 19:06]
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Worst football chants on 19:03 - Jan 11 with 4573 viewsMattinLondon

Leeds Utd chant -‘We are Leeds, we are Leeds, we are Leeds’.

Millwall’s chant ‘no one likes us, we don’t care’ - if they really don’t care why do they keep banging on about it? Also they are mistaking not caring for not liking.

West Ham’s bubble song.
Stoke City’s Delilah song - F**k off.
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Worst football chants on 19:19 - Jan 11 with 4482 viewsGarv

"You'll never sing thaaaat"

Get in the bin.

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Worst football chants on 19:19 - Jan 11 with 4481 viewsgtsb1966

We might hate some songs here but we should count ourselves lucky. Imagine this dirge every week...
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But it's a stone cold classic. (n/t) on 19:20 - Jan 11 with 4474 viewsBloots

Worst football chants on 19:02 - Jan 11 by keighleyblue

Leeds.

Marching on together
We're gonna see you win
(na, na, na, na, na, na)
We are so proud
We shout it out loud
We love you Leeds. Leeds. Leeds.

Is all they EVER bl00dy sing.
[Post edited 11 Jan 2023 19:06]



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Worst football chants on 19:21 - Jan 11 with 4474 viewsDyland

That is indeed a stinker. The noteworthy originality is rendered entirely irrelevant by the sheer awfulness of the words, tune and tinpot club it's about.

Our Delia ones are awful, as has been commented on recently here. Embarrassing and weird.

A recent cringe that will thankfully never be repeated... Paul Lambert is a blue, he hates Norwich. Awful.

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Worst football chants on 19:29 - Jan 11 with 4429 viewsPlums

Worst football chants on 19:19 - Jan 11 by gtsb1966

We might hate some songs here but we should count ourselves lucky. Imagine this dirge every week...


I went and stood next to the Emerald City Supporters at Sounders v LA Galaxy last year. It was a cultural experience! They handed out song cards at the start of the game and they actually sing - in tune and and like a choir - it's very odd compared to our gutteral stuff. The guy in the video wasn't on the mike, they were led by a young lady at this game.
My favourite from the day was the 6 ft 6 bear of a man dressed in a kilt with morris dancing bells round his ankles.

I'd love to go again - a real cultural experience.

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Worst football chants on 19:50 - Jan 11 with 4387 viewsSharkey

Worst football chants on 19:21 - Jan 11 by Dyland

That is indeed a stinker. The noteworthy originality is rendered entirely irrelevant by the sheer awfulness of the words, tune and tinpot club it's about.

Our Delia ones are awful, as has been commented on recently here. Embarrassing and weird.

A recent cringe that will thankfully never be repeated... Paul Lambert is a blue, he hates Norwich. Awful.


I stlll like Colchester's "Lambert is a Lambert" ,which sees tautology as preferable to obscenity.
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Worst football chants on 19:52 - Jan 11 with 4381 viewsPlums

Worst football chants on 18:15 - Jan 11 by StevieH

I can’t stand:

………… is a sh1thole I wanna go home


Followed by the inevitable
'Your support is fcking sh1t"

Guaranteed to be trotted out at some point during every game (whether we're involved or not)

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Worst football chants on 08:47 - Jan 12 with 4022 viewsmarcus1642

Worst football chants on 18:06 - Jan 11 by FrimleyBlue

Never walk alone.

Slow. Boring. Nothing to do with football.


Agreed. Just an excuse for Liverpool fans to get over emotional.
Mind you it's never their fault.
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Worst football chants on 09:09 - Jan 12 with 3993 viewsZx1988

Worst football chants on 19:19 - Jan 11 by Garv

"You'll never sing thaaaat"

Get in the bin.


Depends on the context.

5,000+ Barnet fans at Old Trafford singing "Conference champions, you'll never sing that" a few years back was pretty amusing!
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Worst football chants on 09:22 - Jan 12 with 3965 viewsbrazil1982

Worst football chants on 18:35 - Jan 11 by hatch

I enjoy how tracksuit from matalan gets sniggers and elbow nudges amongst the away end every away day.

To be fair, not heard another team sing it


I quite like that one, particularly aimed at Hull fans at the KCOM.
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Worst football chants on 09:49 - Jan 12 with 3941 viewsiamatractorboy

The Beach Boys' Sloop John B tune has been done to death. Plus most of the time, the words the fans sing don't scan with the original tune. Terrible.
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Worst football chants on 09:58 - Jan 12 with 3917 viewsFifeITFC


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Worst football chants on 10:01 - Jan 12 with 3912 viewsZx1988

A vote here for "We'll never play you again"

That went well...

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Worst football chants on 10:02 - Jan 12 with 3906 viewsFrimleyBlue

League 1 side to league 1 side. Champions of Europe you'll never sing that..

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Worst football chants on 10:05 - Jan 12 with 3895 viewsMattinLondon

Worst football chants on 08:47 - Jan 12 by marcus1642

Agreed. Just an excuse for Liverpool fans to get over emotional.
Mind you it's never their fault.


No need for that.
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