| Free Pasties at Home Park 17:06 - Feb 29 with 5942 views | EdwardStone | David Norris has arranged free pasties for fans attending Home Park on Saturday PAFC have arranged a free prostate check on Saturday I'm just wondering the correct/best order to enjoy these free treats..... It is like the whole jam before cream/cream before jam debate all over again |  | | |  |
| Free Pasties at Home Park on 17:19 - Feb 29 with 5187 views | Buhrer | You don't have to check yourself, as fun as that is, so no problem eating your pasty. https://www.pafc.co.uk/news/ar |  | |  |
| Free Pasties at Home Park on 17:24 - Feb 29 with 5172 views | EdwardStone |
I certainly wasn't thinking of checking myself.... This is apparently a fully trained medical professional who will be conducting the examination https://www.pafc.co.uk/news/fr Rather than, say, an enthusiastic amateur with a box of latex gloves and a questionable hobby |  | |  |
| Free Pasties at Home Park on 17:27 - Feb 29 with 5161 views | Buhrer |
| Free Pasties at Home Park on 17:24 - Feb 29 by EdwardStone | I certainly wasn't thinking of checking myself.... This is apparently a fully trained medical professional who will be conducting the examination https://www.pafc.co.uk/news/fr Rather than, say, an enthusiastic amateur with a box of latex gloves and a questionable hobby |
They'll get you to lie on your side and so your hands are actually free. No reason not to enjoy your pasty at the same time, if you were late for the game, or maybe squeezing it in at halftime. |  | |  |
| Free Pasties at Home Park on 17:27 - Feb 29 with 5160 views | NthQldITFC | Now, I don't know if it's just my line of thought, but I had to read that three times before I realised it DIDN'T say 'Free Panties...' |  |
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| You use one to check for the other. (n/t) on 17:30 - Feb 29 with 5132 views | Bloots | |  |
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| Free Pasties at Home Park on 17:33 - Feb 29 with 5117 views | hoppy | One extra ticket sold... |  |
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| Free Pasties at Home Park on 17:34 - Feb 29 with 5101 views | Mullet | As long as everyone wears the appropriate rubber gloves at the right time it'll be fine |  |
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| Free Pasties at Home Park on 17:46 - Feb 29 with 5058 views | Illinoisblue | He was skint just the other week, now he’s feeding the masses. Wasss gorn on, buh? |  |
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| Free Pasties at Home Park on 17:59 - Feb 29 with 5007 views | EdwardStone |
| Free Pasties at Home Park on 17:34 - Feb 29 by Mullet | As long as everyone wears the appropriate rubber gloves at the right time it'll be fine |
As long as they are not the same rubber gloves ... |  | |  |
| Free Pasties at Home Park on 18:11 - Feb 29 with 4972 views | MK1 | Won't be there, so I'll be getting mine from the supermarket. The cream is the fat (butter) so always goes on first. Any other is wrong. |  |
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| Free Pasties at Home Park on 18:17 - Feb 29 with 4940 views | Buhrer |
| Free Pasties at Home Park on 18:11 - Feb 29 by MK1 | Won't be there, so I'll be getting mine from the supermarket. The cream is the fat (butter) so always goes on first. Any other is wrong. |
My doctor used a water based lubricant instead of butter. |  | |  |
| Free Pasties at Home Park on 18:27 - Feb 29 with 4898 views | MK1 |
| Free Pasties at Home Park on 18:17 - Feb 29 by Buhrer | My doctor used a water based lubricant instead of butter. |
Your doctor should be struck off. Butter is the best lubricant out there. |  |
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| Free Pasties at Home Park on 18:48 - Feb 29 with 4818 views | Keno |
| Free Pasties at Home Park on 17:24 - Feb 29 by EdwardStone | I certainly wasn't thinking of checking myself.... This is apparently a fully trained medical professional who will be conducting the examination https://www.pafc.co.uk/news/fr Rather than, say, an enthusiastic amateur with a box of latex gloves and a questionable hobby |
With so many town fans going to get them all done in time he’ll have to pull his finger out |  |
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| Free Pasties at Home Park on 18:49 - Feb 29 with 4819 views | ITFCMonk | A really good gesture following a sad state of affairs, have to feel for Norris. Struggle to understand how much he’s benefitted out of the fundraising though if he’s now spending the £6000 raised on the pasties? |  |
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| Free Pasties at Home Park on 19:05 - Feb 29 with 4776 views | Zx1988 |
| Free Pasties at Home Park on 18:49 - Feb 29 by ITFCMonk | A really good gesture following a sad state of affairs, have to feel for Norris. Struggle to understand how much he’s benefitted out of the fundraising though if he’s now spending the £6000 raised on the pasties? |
Probably stumped up by SkyBet, along with a further contribution for his time and effort. |  |
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| Free Pasties at Home Park on 19:13 - Feb 29 with 4751 views | NthQldITFC |
| Free Pasties at Home Park on 17:33 - Feb 29 by hoppy | One extra ticket sold... |
I pity the poor proctologist who has to meet Steve Evans in the tunnel, so to speak, or is the pastie not contingent upon having the check? |  |
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| Free Pasties at Home Park on 19:20 - Feb 29 with 4728 views | GeoffSentence |
| Free Pasties at Home Park on 18:27 - Feb 29 by MK1 | Your doctor should be struck off. Butter is the best lubricant out there. |
You are Marlon Brando and I claim my 5 pounds. |  |
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| Free Pasties at Home Park on 19:36 - Feb 29 with 4684 views | Mullet |
| Free Pasties at Home Park on 19:20 - Feb 29 by GeoffSentence | You are Marlon Brando and I claim my 5 pounds. |
Turns out that film was not about a solitary can of orange fizzy drink in the French capital! |  |
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| Free Pasties at Home Park on 20:44 - Feb 29 with 4591 views | Keno |
| Free Pasties at Home Park on 19:36 - Feb 29 by Mullet | Turns out that film was not about a solitary can of orange fizzy drink in the French capital! |
You'll be suggesting next that Deliverance isnt about the struggles go my local Evri driver |  |
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| Free Pasties at Home Park on 08:42 - Mar 1 with 4305 views | ITFC_Forever | Jam First. I'm going to start a riot tomorrow with such a bold statement. [Post edited 1 Mar 2024 10:52]
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| Free Pasties at Home Park on 08:42 - Mar 1 with 4303 views | ITFC_Forever |
| Free Pasties at Home Park on 17:46 - Feb 29 by Illinoisblue | He was skint just the other week, now he’s feeding the masses. Wasss gorn on, buh? |
He's not paying for them, Sky are. |  |
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| Free Pasties at Home Park on 09:32 - Mar 1 with 4215 views | Radlett_blue |
| Free Pasties at Home Park on 08:42 - Mar 1 by ITFC_Forever | He's not paying for them, Sky are. |
There seems to have been remarkably little detail on how Norris's parents absconded with his life savings. |  |
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| Free Pasties at Home Park on 17:36 - Mar 1 with 4008 views | Portmanteauxcurling |
| Free Pasties at Home Park on 09:32 - Mar 1 by Radlett_blue | There seems to have been remarkably little detail on how Norris's parents absconded with his life savings. |
Ab-scone-ded ................... with jam on first. |  | |  |
| Free Pasties at Home Park on 09:48 - Mar 2 with 3799 views | stickymockwell |
| Free Pasties at Home Park on 17:36 - Mar 1 by Portmanteauxcurling | Ab-scone-ded ................... with jam on first. |
They creamed his bank account first which left him in a Jam afterwards which I believe is the Devonian way. |  |
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| Free Pasties at Home Park on 11:13 - Mar 2 with 3732 views | hoppy |
| Free Pasties at Home Park on 09:48 - Mar 2 by stickymockwell | They creamed his bank account first which left him in a Jam afterwards which I believe is the Devonian way. |
Is that why he was selling medals and stuff, raisin some funds? |  |
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