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So, you get one wish from a passing genie... 09:57 - Nov 5 with 5282 viewsLinners

You can choose Town to beat Spurs, or Harris to beat Trump.

And no one else will ever know what you chose.

So?
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So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 10:03 - Nov 5 with 3540 viewsGuthrum

Harris to beat Trump.

Town will have other chances to win games. Even us getting relegated will not risk the diplomatic stability of the world or the safety of the population of a major nation.

Good Lord! Whatever is it?
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So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 10:04 - Nov 5 with 3530 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Harris is going to beat Trump anyway, so I'll take the win at Spurs please.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 10:06 - Nov 5 with 3514 viewsgtsb1966

So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 10:04 - Nov 5 by The_Flashing_Smile

Harris is going to beat Trump anyway, so I'll take the win at Spurs please.


No chance. I'll happily donate a tenner to a charity of your choice if that happens...but it won't.
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So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 10:09 - Nov 5 with 3490 viewsCotty

So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 10:04 - Nov 5 by The_Flashing_Smile

Harris is going to beat Trump anyway, so I'll take the win at Spurs please.


I wish I had your confidence!
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So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 10:16 - Nov 5 with 3439 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 10:09 - Nov 5 by Cotty

I wish I had your confidence!


I have more confidence of that than us winning at Spurs!

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 10:16 - Nov 5 with 3436 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 10:06 - Nov 5 by gtsb1966

No chance. I'll happily donate a tenner to a charity of your choice if that happens...but it won't.


Okie dokie, deal.

Trust the process. Trust Phil.

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So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 10:20 - Nov 5 with 3407 viewsCotty

So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 10:16 - Nov 5 by The_Flashing_Smile

I have more confidence of that than us winning at Spurs!


Agreed, but I'm pretty sure it'll be double bad news
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So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 10:27 - Nov 5 with 3359 viewspositivity

So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 10:03 - Nov 5 by Guthrum

Harris to beat Trump.

Town will have other chances to win games. Even us getting relegated will not risk the diplomatic stability of the world or the safety of the population of a major nation.


the safety of populations of numerous major nations:-

-firstly (and not limited to) palestine, israel, ukraine & iran through increased threat of war.

-secondly, most countries due to the increased usage of fossil fuels and the corresponding climate breakdown

we've still got 27 more chances to get the points to avoid relegation!

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So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 10:30 - Nov 5 with 3308 viewsElephantintheRoom

Ipswich have beaten Spurs before and Trump has been president before - I think I’d ask the genie for something else.

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So, you get one wish from a passing genie... (n/t) on 10:31 - Nov 5 with 3332 viewsMarshalls_Mullet

So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 10:30 - Nov 5 by ElephantintheRoom

Ipswich have beaten Spurs before and Trump has been president before - I think I’d ask the genie for something else.


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So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 10:41 - Nov 5 with 3271 viewsGeneric

So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 10:06 - Nov 5 by gtsb1966

No chance. I'll happily donate a tenner to a charity of your choice if that happens...but it won't.


Can I get in on that? If Trump wins I'll donate £10 to planned parenthood.
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So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 10:44 - Nov 5 with 3260 viewsBlueschev

Could I ask the genie to perform a post-birth abortion on Trump?
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Dolly and ElderGrizzers both confident…. on 11:48 - Nov 5 with 3055 viewsBloots

So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 10:20 - Nov 5 by Cotty

Agreed, but I'm pretty sure it'll be double bad news


….Harris will win.

This really doesn’t bode well for the world.

Hopefully history can change and they will be right!

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So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 12:19 - Nov 5 with 2962 viewsKeno

Passing Genie you say


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So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 12:23 - Nov 5 with 2922 viewsBiGDonnie

Stupid question.

Town win.

MAGA

Win/Win

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So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 12:58 - Nov 5 with 2805 viewsEdwardStone

So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 12:23 - Nov 5 by BiGDonnie

Stupid question.

Town win.

MAGA

Win/Win


MAGA true meaning is My Ar5e is in Great Danger

Trump is running for president to keep himself out of jail, issue himself a pardon and fill his own and the pockets of his billionaire mates with cash

Literally nothing to do with making America great
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So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 13:00 - Nov 5 with 2793 viewstractorshark

Can I wish to scrap VAR or is that beyond even the reaches of genies?
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So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 13:21 - Nov 5 with 2724 viewsbaxterbasics

Not even difficult, three points for town please.


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So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 13:27 - Nov 5 with 2669 viewsChurchman

A Town win every time. In fact I’d take a draw over any result in America or anywhere else. No contest.

If I was a betting dude, I’d put money on Trump. The bloke might be a criminal and a dangerous idiot, but the people are absolutely fascinated by him. They love the soap opera tub thumping stuff and see him as the epitome of the American dream. In addition, the Democrats are also unpalatable to very many Americans and they’d take Satan as President in preference to her/them.
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So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 13:30 - Nov 5 with 2649 viewsmutters

So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 10:44 - Nov 5 by Blueschev

Could I ask the genie to perform a post-birth abortion on Trump?


I am no lawyer but pretty sure thats called murder?

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So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 13:34 - Nov 5 with 2614 viewsKeno

So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 13:30 - Nov 5 by mutters

I am no lawyer but pretty sure thats called murder?


To paragraph Steven Fry would that be Countryside?

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So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 13:34 - Nov 5 with 2613 viewsBlueschev

So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 13:30 - Nov 5 by mutters

I am no lawyer but pretty sure thats called murder?


According to some Trump supporters, post-birth abortions are legal in some US states already (they're obviously not even a thing).
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So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 13:35 - Nov 5 with 2609 viewspositivity

So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 13:30 - Nov 5 by mutters

I am no lawyer but pretty sure thats called murder?


not if you're a trump-ian! apparently it happens all the time... all the time

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So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 13:36 - Nov 5 with 2604 viewsiamatractorboy

So, you get one wish from a passing genie... on 13:30 - Nov 5 by mutters

I am no lawyer but pretty sure thats called murder?


It's one of a large number of ridiculous falsehoods that Republican nutcases have been peddling over the years: that the Democrats want to take babies AFTER THEY'VE BEEN BORN and abort them. You couldn't make it up (unlike them it seems).
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(No subject) (n/t) on 14:56 - Nov 5 with 2424 viewsStenvict

Ipswich win. Trump has been president before and it had absolutely no bearing on me. If Ipswich don't win again, my mood will be affected.
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