| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. 18:04 - Feb 9 with 4323 views | Miaow |
He told me he was more of a rocket man. |  |
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| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 18:05 - Feb 9 with 3218 views | bluelagos |
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| I had the same problem when.... on 18:07 - Feb 9 with 3203 views | Bloots |
....I offered him some Soothers for his sore throat.
He said he was more of a Locket man. |  |
| "The sooner he comes back the better, this place has been a disaster without him" - TWTD User (July 2025) |
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| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 18:15 - Feb 9 with 3187 views | tazdac |
I sold him a treadmill for his rabbit, it’s a little fit bunny! ;o) |  | | |
| I had the same problem when.... on 18:17 - Feb 9 with 3162 views | Miaow |
| I had the same problem when.... on 18:07 - Feb 9 by Bloots |
....I offered him some Soothers for his sore throat.
He said he was more of a Locket man. |
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| I had the same problem when.... on 18:35 - Feb 9 with 3117 views | hoppy |
| I had the same problem when.... on 18:07 - Feb 9 by Bloots |
....I offered him some Soothers for his sore throat.
He said he was more of a Locket man. |
I offered him one of those natty little key chain things to hang his keys on his belt.
He said he was more of a pocket man. |  |
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| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 18:53 - Feb 9 with 3062 views | BloomBlue |
I offered Elton John a Skylark but he turned it down, he told me he was more of a Skyline Pigeon man |  | | |
| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 19:41 - Feb 9 with 2993 views | You_Bloo_Right |
I guess he gave you some sort of skirt in return and when you asked what it was he said, "Your Sarong".
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| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 20:08 - Feb 9 with 2958 views | factual_blue |
I've heard that joke before, but it's still not even a little bit funny. |  |
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| I bumped into him down my local B&Q..... on 20:12 - Feb 9 with 2944 views | Bloots |
| I had the same problem when.... on 18:35 - Feb 9 by hoppy |
I offered him one of those natty little key chain things to hang his keys on his belt.
He said he was more of a pocket man. |
....I asked him where the plugs were.
He said he didn't know, he was more of a socket man. | |
| "The sooner he comes back the better, this place has been a disaster without him" - TWTD User (July 2025) |
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| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 22:00 - Feb 9 with 2847 views | blueasfook |
I offered him my seat in the pub. He didn't want it. He said, "I'm still standing" |  |
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| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 22:09 - Feb 9 with 2811 views | quad |
I thanked him for the endless work he does for charity.
He said it's no sacrifice at all. | | | |
| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 22:11 - Feb 9 with 2803 views | Hugoagogo_Reborn |
I told him that I was a Town fan, but also suffered with depression. He said "I guess that's why they call it the Blues". |  | | |
| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 22:18 - Feb 9 with 2781 views | bazza |
I asked him why people on here always argue, he said sorry seems to be the hardest word. |  | | |
| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 22:33 - Feb 9 with 2719 views | Keno |
| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 22:18 - Feb 9 by bazza |
I asked him why people on here always argue, he said sorry seems to be the hardest word. |
I was having trouble parking my boat Elton came over and said “leave it with me I’m a dock it man’ |  |
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| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 22:36 - Feb 9 with 2715 views | bazza |
| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 22:33 - Feb 9 by Keno |
I was having trouble parking my boat Elton came over and said “leave it with me I’m a dock it man’ |
My chain kept Slipping on my bike, he said leave it with me, I’m a sprocket man. | | | |
| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 22:54 - Feb 9 with 2679 views | You_Bloo_Right |
| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 22:36 - Feb 9 by bazza |
My chain kept Slipping on my bike, he said leave it with me, I’m a sprocket man. |
He said he would never go short of a bob or two because when it came to possessions, "I'm a hock it man". | |
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| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 23:40 - Feb 9 with 2624 views | hoppy |
| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 22:54 - Feb 9 by You_Bloo_Right |
He said he would never go short of a bob or two because when it came to possessions, "I'm a hock it man". |
I asked him about all his stage costumes over the years, and did he choose them all himself.
He said no, he’s more of a Gok it man | |
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| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 00:20 - Feb 10 with 2566 views | WeWereZombies |
I gave him ten good reasons why Muric was a decent keeper but he wasn't interested, he just wants to be a knock it man. |  |
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| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 00:23 - Feb 10 with 2560 views | C_HealyIsAPleasure |
| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 00:20 - Feb 10 by WeWereZombies |
I gave him ten good reasons why Muric was a decent keeper but he wasn't interested, he just wants to be a knock it man. |
If only Muric was a better block it man |  |
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| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 00:26 - Feb 10 with 2552 views | factual_blue |
| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 22:33 - Feb 9 by Keno |
I was having trouble parking my boat Elton came over and said “leave it with me I’m a dock it man’ |
Apparently he goes to Wimbledon every year for the Championship, but never, ever watches the tennis.
He's a croquet man.*
*It's the All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club, you see. | |
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| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 01:20 - Feb 10 with 2506 views | BlueBoots |
Elton's definitely a Rocket man - he told me all other green vegetables constipate him, and Sorrel seems to be the hardest turd. |  |
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| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 01:24 - Feb 10 with 2492 views | FBI |
I met him when I was working in a Bangkok Leg Fetish nightclub.
I was a Thai Knee Dancer.
True story: I actually DID meet him when I was 11 on the set of the Muppet Show. He was lovely! |  |
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| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 01:57 - Feb 10 with 2428 views | hoppy |
| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 01:24 - Feb 10 by FBI |
I met him when I was working in a Bangkok Leg Fetish nightclub.
I was a Thai Knee Dancer.
True story: I actually DID meet him when I was 11 on the set of the Muppet Show. He was lovely! |
I never knew he was a muppet man… | |
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| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 05:32 - Feb 10 with 2345 views | tcblue |
I once sold Elton some lotion, he was annoyed with that stuff he was using, which had Turmeric in it.
He said Goodbye to his Yellow D*ck Glow | | | |
| I offered Elton John some spinach but he turned it down. on 07:05 - Feb 10 with 2281 views | hoppy |
I once saw Jonathan Ross doing an impression of Elton John.
He was more of a wocket man. | |
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