| TWTD Fines List 08:02 - Aug 21 with 6164 views | Keno |
inspired by the 'Boro Fines thread what should any TWTD fines be for?
Posting a link from WOTB
Annoying Uncle Phil
Spilling Mistokes
Liking the Smiths
what else you got? |  |
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| TWTD Fines List on 10:10 - Aug 21 with 1601 views | baxterbasics |
| TWTD Fines List on 09:28 - Aug 21 by J2BLUE |
Only applies to a few of them but...
Ignoring an urgent call to arms from the what's app group £50
I want to post a load more but it would get me in trouble |
wait.... there's a WhatsApp group?!?!? |  |
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| TWTD Fines List on 10:19 - Aug 21 with 1550 views | J2BLUE |
| TWTD Fines List on 10:10 - Aug 21 by baxterbasics |
wait.... there's a WhatsApp group?!?!? |
*reads from piece of paper*
I have no idea what you are talking about. I have never even heard of whats app and believe all of my TWTD colleagues are above such activities. |  |
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| TWTD Fines List on 10:30 - Aug 21 with 1527 views | MattinLondon |
Replying to a posters thread about liking a band by telling them that they don’t like them - for example when oasis reformed.
The following words or phrases should incur fines as well.
Tinpot.
Soulless bowls
Proper - as in ‘they are a proper club’ or ‘when football was proper football’. |  | | |
| TWTD Fines List on 10:49 - Aug 21 with 1495 views | baxterbasics |
| TWTD Fines List on 10:30 - Aug 21 by MattinLondon |
Replying to a posters thread about liking a band by telling them that they don’t like them - for example when oasis reformed.
The following words or phrases should incur fines as well.
Tinpot.
Soulless bowls
Proper - as in ‘they are a proper club’ or ‘when football was proper football’. |
I'm also getting tired of 'games gone' | |
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| TWTD Fines List on 10:55 - Aug 21 with 1483 views | Keno |
| TWTD Fines List on 10:49 - Aug 21 by baxterbasics |
I'm also getting tired of 'games gone' |
This threads gone now, nuff said, end of!! | |
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| TWTD Fines List on 11:20 - Aug 21 with 1428 views | J2BLUE |
| TWTD Fines List on 10:49 - Aug 21 by baxterbasics |
I'm also getting tired of 'games gone' |
Yea that's just woke nonsense | |
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| TWTD Fines List on 11:41 - Aug 21 with 1409 views | blueasfook |
| TWTD Fines List on 10:19 - Aug 21 by J2BLUE |
*reads from piece of paper*
I have no idea what you are talking about. I have never even heard of whats app and believe all of my TWTD colleagues are above such activities. |
I imagine one of them will be along shortly to deliver the official agreed WhatsApp response. |  |
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| TWTD Fines List on 12:01 - Aug 21 with 1376 views | positivity |
"them"
"happy clappers"
taking first-time posters with "itk intel" at face value
throwing toys out of the pram after a cup loss by our reserves |  |
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| TWTD Fines List on 12:18 - Aug 21 with 1340 views | MJallday |
Farting |  |
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| TWTD Fines List on 12:22 - Aug 21 with 1328 views | Benters |
| TWTD Fines List on 09:28 - Aug 21 by positivity |
"This." |
This. |  |
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| TWTD Fines List on 12:22 - Aug 21 with 1322 views | positivity |
| TWTD Fines List on 12:22 - Aug 21 by Benters |
This. |
£50! [Post edited 21 Aug 2025 12:24]
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| TWTD Fines List on 12:30 - Aug 21 with 1303 views | BloomBlue |
Fish puns
Posters trying to bring up an old story by twisting the narrative. ie Hackney told us to f**k off, just accept it, but then posters start new stories along the lines 'Hackney hasn't joined another club yet, do you think he'll join us now?'. No he wont he told us to F off.
Posters who post from the guardian as their only news source.
Those who ignore the facts, the ones who moan we were wrong to sell Morsy until we had his replacement, ignoring the fact we had already signed his replacement
Posters who prefer to sing rather than sign.
Posters who bring humour to the forum. It's disgusting don't they realise this is a football forum its a matter of life and death. If we don't sign another CF my life will be destroyed. |  | | |
| TWTD Fines List on 12:32 - Aug 21 with 1292 views | NedPlimpton |
| TWTD Fines List on 12:30 - Aug 21 by BloomBlue |
Fish puns
Posters trying to bring up an old story by twisting the narrative. ie Hackney told us to f**k off, just accept it, but then posters start new stories along the lines 'Hackney hasn't joined another club yet, do you think he'll join us now?'. No he wont he told us to F off.
Posters who post from the guardian as their only news source.
Those who ignore the facts, the ones who moan we were wrong to sell Morsy until we had his replacement, ignoring the fact we had already signed his replacement
Posters who prefer to sing rather than sign.
Posters who bring humour to the forum. It's disgusting don't they realise this is a football forum its a matter of life and death. If we don't sign another CF my life will be destroyed. |
Agree. There's a time and a plaice for fish puns |  | | |
| TWTD Fines List on 12:34 - Aug 21 with 1289 views | Swansea_Blue |
So, I reckon we should fine posters who start sentences with the word ‘so’. |  |
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| TWTD Fines List on 13:36 - Aug 21 with 1243 views | IndependentlyBlue |
| TWTD Fines List on 12:34 - Aug 21 by Swansea_Blue |
So, I reckon we should fine posters who start sentences with the word ‘so’. |
Like, yeh, like I like agree |  |
| Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt |
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| TWTD Fines List on 13:38 - Aug 21 with 1241 views | baxterbasics |
Any time anyone changes their username! Fine gets bigger based on how long they had the old one for. | |
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| TWTD Fines List on 13:41 - Aug 21 with 1233 views | ronnyd |
| TWTD Fines List on 08:15 - Aug 21 by IndependentlyBlue |
Buying/eating/promoting Battenburg |
How much? | | | |
| TWTD Fines List on 13:42 - Aug 21 with 1236 views | blueasfook |
| TWTD Fines List on 12:01 - Aug 21 by positivity |
"them"
"happy clappers"
taking first-time posters with "itk intel" at face value
throwing toys out of the pram after a cup loss by our reserves |
I like all of those | |
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| TWTD Fines List on 14:35 - Aug 21 with 1189 views | positivity |
| TWTD Fines List on 13:42 - Aug 21 by blueasfook |
I like all of those |
as you've admitted your guilt, you get a reduced fine.
send your cheque or postal order for £150 to the board police within 10 working days | |
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| TWTD Fines List on 16:19 - Aug 21 with 1123 views | bluelagos |
| TWTD Fines List on 12:32 - Aug 21 by NedPlimpton |
Agree. There's a time and a plaice for fish puns |
Eel probably get back on his perch now |  |
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| TWTD Fines List on 16:26 - Aug 21 with 1120 views | blueasfook |
| TWTD Fines List on 14:35 - Aug 21 by positivity |
as you've admitted your guilt, you get a reduced fine.
send your cheque or postal order for £150 to the board police within 10 working days |
Who is chief inspector of the board police? DS Ham I suppose | |
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| TWTD Fines List on 16:39 - Aug 21 with 1088 views | J2BLUE |
| TWTD Fines List on 16:26 - Aug 21 by blueasfook |
Who is chief inspector of the board police? DS Ham I suppose |
The CI has gone awol, at least from twtd. | |
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| TWTD Fines List on 16:44 - Aug 21 with 1051 views | giant_stow |
| TWTD Fines List on 13:38 - Aug 21 by baxterbasics |
Any time anyone changes their username! Fine gets bigger based on how long they had the old one for. |
Yes, those are pure scum.
Anyone who starts a post 'now...' |  |
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| TWTD Fines List on 16:50 - Aug 21 with 1045 views | blueasfook |
| TWTD Fines List on 16:39 - Aug 21 by J2BLUE |
The CI has gone awol, at least from twtd. |
Hopefully retired on his board police pension | |
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| TWTD Fines List on 21:13 - Aug 21 with 924 views | reusersfreekicks |
Starting of with:
Genuine question
I'll get pelters for this |  | | |
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