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As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters 09:48 - Sep 9 with 1221 viewsKeno

by posting your top life tips ....


Such as ...

MURDERERS Need to dispose of a body? Simply parcel it up and post it to yourself via DHL. You will never see it again.

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As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 09:52 - Sep 9 with 1191 viewsSwansea_Blue

If you want to write your name by peeing in the snow*, don’t bother if you’re called Oluwafikayomi Oluwadamilola Fikayo Tomori


*come on, we’ve all been there

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As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 09:56 - Sep 9 with 1140 viewsKeno

As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 09:52 - Sep 9 by Swansea_Blue

If you want to write your name by peeing in the snow*, don’t bother if you’re called Oluwafikayomi Oluwadamilola Fikayo Tomori


*come on, we’ve all been there


Banging two pistachio nutshells together gives the impression that a very small horse is approaching

or that a big horse is very far away!!

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As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 09:56 - Sep 9 with 1139 viewsnodge_blue

DHL managed to lose my Baxi boiler. Baxi could trace it to the DHL depot and then it vanished. Baxi blamed them for someone basically pinching it.

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As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 09:59 - Sep 9 with 1118 viewsblueasfook

Dont waste thousands of £££ on expensive private number plates, simply change your name by deed poll to the current registration of your car for a cost of £100.

Yours,
Mr KL31 AFX

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As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 10:04 - Sep 9 with 1082 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 09:59 - Sep 9 by blueasfook

Dont waste thousands of £££ on expensive private number plates, simply change your name by deed poll to the current registration of your car for a cost of £100.

Yours,
Mr KL31 AFX


As soon as I saw the OP I thought of that one! Classic Viz!

Yours,
Mr LV69 LZX
[Post edited 9 Sep 10:04]

Trust the process. Trust Phil.
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As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 10:19 - Sep 9 with 980 viewsblueasfook

As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 10:04 - Sep 9 by The_Flashing_Smile

As soon as I saw the OP I thought of that one! Classic Viz!

Yours,
Mr LV69 LZX
[Post edited 9 Sep 10:04]


Ooh we got a new downvoter - BlueBud.

Hello there

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As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 10:21 - Sep 9 with 968 viewsSwansea_Blue

As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 10:04 - Sep 9 by The_Flashing_Smile

As soon as I saw the OP I thought of that one! Classic Viz!

Yours,
Mr LV69 LZX
[Post edited 9 Sep 10:04]


Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turned to "fast wipe" whenever you leave your car parked illegally.

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As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 10:24 - Sep 9 with 926 viewsKeno

As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 10:21 - Sep 9 by Swansea_Blue

Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windscreen wipers turned to "fast wipe" whenever you leave your car parked illegally.


If a car breaks down or stalls in front of you, beep your horn and wave your arms frantically. This should help the car start and send them on their way.

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As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 10:28 - Sep 9 with 900 viewsBlueBadger

Pretend you're in a Facebook nostalgia group by remembering things which are still around.

Who remembers buses?

I'm one of the people who was blamed for getting Paul Cook sacked. PM for the full post.
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As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 11:19 - Sep 9 with 769 viewsArnoldMoorhen

As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 10:04 - Sep 9 by The_Flashing_Smile

As soon as I saw the OP I thought of that one! Classic Viz!

Yours,
Mr LV69 LZX
[Post edited 9 Sep 10:04]


It will be easy for everyone to identify Dolly's passion wagon in the Portman Road Car Park now!
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As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 12:16 - Sep 9 with 650 viewsRyorry

As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 11:19 - Sep 9 by ArnoldMoorhen

It will be easy for everyone to identify Dolly's passion wagon in the Portman Road Car Park now!


Congrats on the creation of a new hobby which I’m sure will be welcomed (esp by those bored because banned from TWTD), bearing in mind that Dolly’s previously said he’s never learned to drive …

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As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 12:28 - Sep 9 with 629 viewsRyorry

Having recently wasted about 16 hours of my life not getting a parcel from DHL, whose recruitment policy hinges on drivers inability to speak or read English, fluency in shrugging their shoulders and finding openly accessible places uniquely inaccessible to just their vans, I can verify the OP :(

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As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 13:00 - Sep 9 with 544 viewsStochesStotasBlewe

AMERICANS. Stop wasting valuable time time by not adding “God bless America “ at the end of every sentence.

We have no village green, or a shop. It's very, very quiet. I can walk to the pub.

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As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 13:50 - Sep 9 with 446 viewsKeno

As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 13:00 - Sep 9 by StochesStotasBlewe

AMERICANS. Stop wasting valuable time time by not adding “God bless America “ at the end of every sentence.


AMERICAS Stop screwing with the rest of the world by voting in completely insane egotistical maniacs

BRITS Dont follow what Americans have done

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As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 16:46 - Sep 9 with 290 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 12:16 - Sep 9 by Ryorry

Congrats on the creation of a new hobby which I’m sure will be welcomed (esp by those bored because banned from TWTD), bearing in mind that Dolly’s previously said he’s never learned to drive …


I've been driving about 20 years Ry, I've even asked about parking in Ipswich a couple of times on here, so you've either dreamt that or you have a very long longterm memory!

Trust the process. Trust Phil.
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As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 16:55 - Sep 9 with 267 viewsblueasfook

As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 16:46 - Sep 9 by The_Flashing_Smile

I've been driving about 20 years Ry, I've even asked about parking in Ipswich a couple of times on here, so you've either dreamt that or you have a very long longterm memory!


What do you drive?

If I had to guess, I would say a little hatchback like a Kia Picanto or Nissan Micra.

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As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 17:02 - Sep 9 with 237 viewsKeno

As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 16:55 - Sep 9 by blueasfook

What do you drive?

If I had to guess, I would say a little hatchback like a Kia Picanto or Nissan Micra.


I could see Dolly in one of these


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As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 17:12 - Sep 9 with 206 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 11:19 - Sep 9 by ArnoldMoorhen

It will be easy for everyone to identify Dolly's passion wagon in the Portman Road Car Park now!


That's assuming I drive to Ipswich. And park in the Portman Road Car Park. And that's my real number plate. And if the Portman Road car parks didn't have about 700 other cars in them.

I think the word "easy" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there!

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As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 17:15 - Sep 9 with 195 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 17:02 - Sep 9 by Keno

I could see Dolly in one of these



That would be hand for parking. And you'd save a bit of money when replacing the tyres!

Trust the process. Trust Phil.
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As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 17:19 - Sep 9 with 179 viewsC_HealyIsAPleasure

Save money on expensive binoculars by simply standing closer to the thing you want to see

Highlighting crass stupidity since sometime around 2010
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As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 17:25 - Sep 9 with 157 viewscatch74

*too

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As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 17:56 - Sep 9 with 90 viewsNthQldITFC

As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 17:15 - Sep 9 by The_Flashing_Smile

That would be hand for parking. And you'd save a bit of money when replacing the tyres!


Yes, but the thing has a face that looks like Nigel Bleedin' Farridge!

The silver trim at the bottom of the 'bumper' being his great wide, stupid, thin gob, the frog-lookin' blustering turd of a moral-less chancer.

Actually, is that a Messerschmitt? Would be apt.
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⚔ Long live the Duke of Punuar ⚔
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As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 18:43 - Sep 9 with 17 viewsKeno

As to quiet today how about bing helpful to fellow posters on 17:56 - Sep 9 by NthQldITFC

Yes, but the thing has a face that looks like Nigel Bleedin' Farridge!

The silver trim at the bottom of the 'bumper' being his great wide, stupid, thin gob, the frog-lookin' blustering turd of a moral-less chancer.

Actually, is that a Messerschmitt? Would be apt.
[Post edited 9 Sep 17:59]


A Fokker would have been more apt

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