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Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? 12:05 - Dec 18 with 1094 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Or rather, does anyone understand it more than most (I appreciate the adage "if anyone says they understand quantum physics then they haven't understood quantum physics")?

Particles don't exist in any particular position - they exist in a "superposition" - until they're observed, right? If this is the case, then every particle that makes up my bathroom doesn't currently exist in any particular position as no-one's observing it? If you extrapolate out, logically, then my bathroom doesn't exist until someone observes it? Currently, there is nothing there, like a computer game that only renders the bits you're in (it saves energy by only rendering what is needed when it's needed)?

However, do particles need to be observed by humans to have a position? Surely if a spider is in my bathroom, it has at least some perception of it, in order to attach its web, so the bathroom does exist? That begs the question, how far down does perception go (perception that would influence particles)? There might not be a spider in the bathroom, but there will certainly be thousands of microbes - is their perception of their surroundings enough to render the bathroom?

I love watching, reading and thinking about this sort of stuff... and no, I haven't been smoking anything! Genuinely interested in what any science-minded folk think.

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Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 12:06 - Dec 18 with 998 viewsNthQldITFC

Yes and no.

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Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 12:42 - Dec 18 with 918 viewsMeadowlark

Quantum mechanics doesn't really say things don't exist until observed, but rather that their quantum properties (position, spin etc) aren't definite until measured; they exist in a "superposition" of possibilities (a wave function) that "collapses" into one reality upon interaction, or being measured, not necessarily by a conscious observer but by an instrument of some sort, causing a change from potential to definite.
The universe existed for billions of years without observers, so things (like stars, galaxies) definitely existed, but their quantum properties behaved according to probabilities until measured or interacted with.
"Spooky action at a distance" is entirely another thing though....

Edit. I briefly studied physics at university, but it was in the 70's.
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Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 12:48 - Dec 18 with 901 viewsJ2BLUE

I don't know the answer but I love the question.

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Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 12:51 - Dec 18 with 893 viewsDanTheMan

It's very much worth stepping all the way back and remembering that what scientists call things have a very specific domain meaning vs. what people would understand that word to mean in an everyday context.

A good example of this is theory, which in science is something which is something supported by a vast body of evidence that has been repeatedly tested. There's way more to it than that but still.

In normal terms if someone comes up with a theory about something, it's probably not going to be like that, it could be as rigourous as a bit of a guess.

And in your example, one of the things that has a double meaning depending on context is "Observer".


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Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 12:56 - Dec 18 with 873 viewsSwansea_Blue

It’s not so much that things don’t exist until measured, more that their state isn’t fully know until measured. But using quantum physics/mecahnics it’s possible to predict the state to a very high level of accuracy. Something like that anyway, so obviously no I don’t understand it at all lol

Oh, and it’s applied to really small things (think Conor Chaplin and smaller).

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Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 12:59 - Dec 18 with 862 viewsmellowblue

got to be honest, that is way over my head. My O'level grades in the sciences I was allowed to sit were woeful.
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Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 13:15 - Dec 18 with 826 viewsSaleAway

Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car

They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.

The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"

"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.

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Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 13:15 - Dec 18 with 823 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 12:42 - Dec 18 by Meadowlark

Quantum mechanics doesn't really say things don't exist until observed, but rather that their quantum properties (position, spin etc) aren't definite until measured; they exist in a "superposition" of possibilities (a wave function) that "collapses" into one reality upon interaction, or being measured, not necessarily by a conscious observer but by an instrument of some sort, causing a change from potential to definite.
The universe existed for billions of years without observers, so things (like stars, galaxies) definitely existed, but their quantum properties behaved according to probabilities until measured or interacted with.
"Spooky action at a distance" is entirely another thing though....

Edit. I briefly studied physics at university, but it was in the 70's.
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Cheers (and cheers to the other respondents who've said similar). I've basically misunderstood what the superposition is.

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Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 13:28 - Dec 18 with 765 viewsCafe_Newman

This is what TWTD is all about. Nice thread.

Not wanting to go off at a tangent here, but rather to join a few dots inspired by other responses to the topic - I've never been happy with the Big Bang Theory, which I simplistically boil down to "One day nothing went bang and then suddenly everything showed up".

I prefer a "Small Pfut Theory", where one day nothing went "pfut" and then suddenly an observer showed up and the rest is just history.
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Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 13:49 - Dec 18 with 706 viewsBasingstokeBlue

Frau Schrödinger: "Hey, Erwin - have you seen the cat?"

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Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 13:51 - Dec 18 with 697 viewsBasingstokeBlue

Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 12:56 - Dec 18 by Swansea_Blue

It’s not so much that things don’t exist until measured, more that their state isn’t fully know until measured. But using quantum physics/mecahnics it’s possible to predict the state to a very high level of accuracy. Something like that anyway, so obviously no I don’t understand it at all lol

Oh, and it’s applied to really small things (think Conor Chaplin and smaller).


Tabb?

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Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 13:59 - Dec 18 with 670 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 13:28 - Dec 18 by Cafe_Newman

This is what TWTD is all about. Nice thread.

Not wanting to go off at a tangent here, but rather to join a few dots inspired by other responses to the topic - I've never been happy with the Big Bang Theory, which I simplistically boil down to "One day nothing went bang and then suddenly everything showed up".

I prefer a "Small Pfut Theory", where one day nothing went "pfut" and then suddenly an observer showed up and the rest is just history.


The Big Bang is a bit of a misnomer really, and was coined by someone taking the piss out of it. It's actually not thought of as one big bang but something very small and hot, that was already there, which rapidly expanded.

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Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 14:08 - Dec 18 with 657 viewsWeWereZombies

Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 12:51 - Dec 18 by DanTheMan

It's very much worth stepping all the way back and remembering that what scientists call things have a very specific domain meaning vs. what people would understand that word to mean in an everyday context.

A good example of this is theory, which in science is something which is something supported by a vast body of evidence that has been repeatedly tested. There's way more to it than that but still.

In normal terms if someone comes up with a theory about something, it's probably not going to be like that, it could be as rigourous as a bit of a guess.

And in your example, one of the things that has a double meaning depending on context is "Observer".



Ah, the problem of using language to discuss things that happen outside of the existence of language (or before and after language in curved space time...maybe)

And to answer queries about whether there actually was a Big Bang, consider whether it is possible for sound to travel in a space too small for sound waves ?
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Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 14:13 - Dec 18 with 643 viewsNthQldITFC

Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 13:15 - Dec 18 by SaleAway

Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car

They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.

The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"

"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.


That's great.

This me had never heard that but it has now always been my favourite nerdy joke of all the nerdy jokes which do or don't exist in this moment. Here.

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Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 14:36 - Dec 18 with 585 viewshomer_123

Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 13:51 - Dec 18 by BasingstokeBlue

Tabb?



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Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 14:51 - Dec 18 with 543 viewsCafe_Newman

Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 14:36 - Dec 18 by homer_123



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Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 14:57 - Dec 18 with 519 viewsEJP

Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 13:49 - Dec 18 by BasingstokeBlue

Frau Schrödinger: "Hey, Erwin - have you seen the cat?"


"He may, or may not be in that box...."

(Have I got that right?)
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Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 14:58 - Dec 18 with 515 viewsPendejo

Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 14:36 - Dec 18 by homer_123



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Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 15:09 - Dec 18 with 476 viewsArnoldMoorhen

Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 13:15 - Dec 18 by SaleAway

Heisenberg, Schrodinger and Ohm are in a car

They get pulled over. Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him "Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No, but I know exactly where I am" Heisenberg replies.

The cop says "You were doing 55 in a 35." Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts "Great! Now I'm lost!"

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says "Do you know you have a dead cat back here?"

"We do now, asshole!" shouts Schrodinger.

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.


Point of order: Heisenberg should throw up his hands and say "Great! Then I was lost!" Because the information pertains to the past.

Possibly even works better as a joke, as "then" has a double meaning of "at that time", satisfying the logic of a joke about Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, and "In that case", which allows the ambiguity of a reference to the present.

The supra-level to the joke is, of course, that the cop as the embodiment of inflexible law is an archetype for Newtonian physics.

And the last laugh is on Heisenberg, who still gets a ticket for speeding and is arrested for wasting Police time, because he misunderstood the gravity of the situation.

It has been observed that explaining a joke kills it.

Even Schrödinger would have to agree that, without opening the box to check, this one certainly is dead now.
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Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 15:57 - Dec 18 with 398 viewsDJR

Even though I say I'm a quantum physicist at parties, I am not really one, so I can't claim to understand this joke.

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Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 18:49 - Dec 18 with 257 viewsFrimleyBlue

I'm a big marvel fan.

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Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 18:50 - Dec 18 with 258 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 18:49 - Dec 18 by FrimleyBlue

I'm a big marvel fan.


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Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 18:55 - Dec 18 with 249 viewsSwansea_Blue

Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 13:51 - Dec 18 by BasingstokeBlue

Tabb?


That might be a LEAP too far




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Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 18:57 - Dec 18 with 242 viewsFrimleyBlue

Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 18:50 - Dec 18 by The_Flashing_Smile

What's that got to do with the price of fish?


Marvel's quantum physics, primarily through the Quantum Realm, uses real quantum concepts like superposition (being in multiple states) and time dilation but bends them for storytelling, showing a subatomic dimension where time and space are fluid, enabling time travel via Pym Particles, though the scale and magic involved are fictionalized to create adventure and universe-spanning events like the Snap.

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Does anyone on here understand quantum physics? on 21:02 - Dec 18 with 188 viewsjontysnut

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