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Just ordered a curry.... 18:36 - Mar 28 with 2698 viewsBloots

....the wife is out on the lash.

Chicken palok, lamb bhuna, prawn madras, kulcha naan and pilau rice.

My usual, but with the extra bhuna as a treat. Standard.

90 mins delivery time though, gonna seem like longer.

What's your "go to" curry?


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Just ordered a curry.... on 18:40 - Mar 28 with 1676 viewsDubtractor

Lamb Jalfrezi

Do love a bhuna too, and kulcha naan is my bread of choice also.

Oh, and the sweet/sour/spicy taste of a dhansak is always a winner too.

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Just ordered a curry.... on 18:41 - Mar 28 with 1669 viewsBlueschev

That’s a lot of food for one person!

I’m boring, chicken jalfrezi, keema naan, keema rice, lamb samosa. But if I’m honest I’ll eat whatever is ordered, korma aside.
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Just ordered a curry.... on 18:42 - Mar 28 with 1660 viewsZx1988

Biriani - meat and rice all in one, giving plenty of leeway for a naan on the side.

Best I've ever had was a Lababdar out in India last year - fragrant rather than spicy (although all of the curries seemed to be that way - definitely not the same obsession with heat as there is over here).

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Just ordered a curry.... on 18:42 - Mar 28 with 1659 viewsGlasgowBlue

I assume your having leftover for lunch tom orrow with that amount of food ordered?

What are you washing this succulent meal down with?

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Just ordered a curry.... on 18:44 - Mar 28 with 1638 viewsTheMoralMajority

Chicken Dhansak, Bombay Aloo and Onion Bhaji.

And now I'm hungry.

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Just ordered a curry.... on 18:44 - Mar 28 with 1636 viewsCamul123

I presume you're out of pies?
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Just ordered a curry.... on 18:45 - Mar 28 with 1623 viewsZx1988

Just ordered a curry.... on 18:42 - Mar 28 by GlasgowBlue

I assume your having leftover for lunch tom orrow with that amount of food ordered?

What are you washing this succulent meal down with?


A succulent meal? That's Chinese, isn't it?


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Just ordered a curry.... on 18:47 - Mar 28 with 1613 viewsDubtractor

Just ordered a curry.... on 18:41 - Mar 28 by Blueschev

That’s a lot of food for one person!

I’m boring, chicken jalfrezi, keema naan, keema rice, lamb samosa. But if I’m honest I’ll eat whatever is ordered, korma aside.


Korma is an abomination.

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The place I use..... on 18:50 - Mar 28 with 1596 viewsBloots

Just ordered a curry.... on 18:42 - Mar 28 by GlasgowBlue

I assume your having leftover for lunch tom orrow with that amount of food ordered?

What are you washing this succulent meal down with?


....does a "small" portion option, I'm not greedy.

Drink of choice tonight is summer fruits cordial. Gotta pick her up later. Tart.

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Just ordered a curry.... on 18:51 - Mar 28 with 1579 viewsGlasgowBlue

Just ordered a curry.... on 18:45 - Mar 28 by Zx1988

A succulent meal? That's Chinese, isn't it?



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Just ordered a curry.... on 18:51 - Mar 28 with 1568 viewsZx1988

Just ordered a curry.... on 18:51 - Mar 28 by GlasgowBlue

Get your hands off my penis!!!


Bloody democracy manifest, innit.

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Just ordered a curry.... on 18:52 - Mar 28 with 1560 viewsChurchman

That sounds magnificent, but I can’t do the prawns so chicken madras substitute for me. Enjoy!

At the Indian the other day the line up was
Poppadoms + pickles

Dogs todger starter (seekh kebab). Mrs C mangled a prawn puree

Tandoori chicken biryani + vegetable curry
Kamiya chicken - citrusy sauce, spices, big chunks of chicken
Aloo Gobi (cauliflower and potato)
Keema bicycle seat (nan)

Ice cream

All washed down with Cobra beer and complimentary scotch at the end.

Too much food really but omg it was good!

Mrs C is cooking a meatball curry tonight along with a courgettes and potato curry. Very nice. She is a good cook and has done more than one Indian cookery course.

Edit: I’ve never had an Indian takeaway strangely.
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Tremendous. (n/t) on 18:54 - Mar 28 with 1536 viewsBloots

Just ordered a curry.... on 18:52 - Mar 28 by Churchman

That sounds magnificent, but I can’t do the prawns so chicken madras substitute for me. Enjoy!

At the Indian the other day the line up was
Poppadoms + pickles

Dogs todger starter (seekh kebab). Mrs C mangled a prawn puree

Tandoori chicken biryani + vegetable curry
Kamiya chicken - citrusy sauce, spices, big chunks of chicken
Aloo Gobi (cauliflower and potato)
Keema bicycle seat (nan)

Ice cream

All washed down with Cobra beer and complimentary scotch at the end.

Too much food really but omg it was good!

Mrs C is cooking a meatball curry tonight along with a courgettes and potato curry. Very nice. She is a good cook and has done more than one Indian cookery course.

Edit: I’ve never had an Indian takeaway strangely.
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Just ordered a curry.... on 18:59 - Mar 28 with 1482 viewsHorsham

I know this is a potentially unifying post but I’m not having it….

Not a phaal in sight - not very manly of you.
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Just ordered a curry.... on 19:03 - Mar 28 with 1470 viewsSitfcB

Korma or tikka masala.

Plain Jane. Don’t like spice.

With chips and rice.

Garlic and cheese naan.

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Just ordered a curry.... on 19:04 - Mar 28 with 1452 viewsKeno

Love a fish curry me

Salmon masala with mango, sag aloo and coconut rise

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FFS. (n/t) on 19:06 - Mar 28 with 1440 viewsBloots

Just ordered a curry.... on 19:03 - Mar 28 by SitfcB

Korma or tikka masala.

Plain Jane. Don’t like spice.

With chips and rice.

Garlic and cheese naan.



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Just ordered a curry.... on 19:08 - Mar 28 with 1430 viewsCaptainAhab

Just ordered a curry.... on 19:03 - Mar 28 by SitfcB

Korma or tikka masala.

Plain Jane. Don’t like spice.

With chips and rice.

Garlic and cheese naan.


That is an absolute disgrace.
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Just ordered a curry.... on 19:36 - Mar 28 with 1345 viewsBlueschev

Just ordered a curry.... on 18:52 - Mar 28 by Churchman

That sounds magnificent, but I can’t do the prawns so chicken madras substitute for me. Enjoy!

At the Indian the other day the line up was
Poppadoms + pickles

Dogs todger starter (seekh kebab). Mrs C mangled a prawn puree

Tandoori chicken biryani + vegetable curry
Kamiya chicken - citrusy sauce, spices, big chunks of chicken
Aloo Gobi (cauliflower and potato)
Keema bicycle seat (nan)

Ice cream

All washed down with Cobra beer and complimentary scotch at the end.

Too much food really but omg it was good!

Mrs C is cooking a meatball curry tonight along with a courgettes and potato curry. Very nice. She is a good cook and has done more than one Indian cookery course.

Edit: I’ve never had an Indian takeaway strangely.
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Living the dream, brother. Enjoy!
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Just ordered a curry.... on 19:38 - Mar 28 with 1336 viewsBlueschev

Just ordered a curry.... on 19:03 - Mar 28 by SitfcB

Korma or tikka masala.

Plain Jane. Don’t like spice.

With chips and rice.

Garlic and cheese naan.


So that’s what Mark and Nige had for lunch!
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Just ordered a curry.... on 19:38 - Mar 28 with 1338 viewsParky

Just devoured a chicken madras, mushroom rice and Bombay potato’s🤤
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Just ordered a curry.... on 19:46 - Mar 28 with 1298 viewsLesta_Tractor

Normally go for a madras but last time I had one I deeply regretted it on my long training run the following morning 💩

Washed down with a pint of beer from Round Corner as our local curry house sells beer from the local brewery rather than just boring old Cobra or Kingfisher
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Just ordered a curry.... on 19:46 - Mar 28 with 1297 viewsbrogansnose

Achari Lamb

Bhindi bhajee

Aloo Gobi

Naan



Pint of white wine




Done.
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Just ordered a curry.... on 20:06 - Mar 28 with 1229 viewsJ2BLUE

It would never be my first choice.

Butter chicken tikka
Chips
Plain naan.

I am not sorry.

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Just ordered a curry.... on 20:30 - Mar 28 with 1146 viewsBlueschev

Just ordered a curry.... on 20:06 - Mar 28 by J2BLUE

It would never be my first choice.

Butter chicken tikka
Chips
Plain naan.

I am not sorry.


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