| Mad predictions for tonight 09:25 - Apr 28 with 2600 views | GlasgowBlue |
I'll start. One of Akpom and Cajuste will start tonight. |  |
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| Mad predictions for tonight on 10:55 - Apr 28 with 698 views | BseaBlue |
Nil-nil in the 95th minute......Nunez steps up and smacks in a free kick from 35 yards and then jumps in to the crowd Herman style. |  | | |
| Mad predictions for tonight on 11:01 - Apr 28 with 685 views | _CliveBaker_ |
0-0 late in the game, but we've battered them.
They recognise they're likely heading for the playoffs and would rather we're not in there to join them. Eckert instructs his players to stand aside and let us walk 1 in, the home crowd boo, the players seem confused, Philogene casually jogs the ball into an empty net in the 93rd minute, the away end erupts as he celebrates.
Twitter breaks, flood warnings issued in Bermondsey. |  | | |
| Mad predictions for tonight on 11:10 - Apr 28 with 654 views | TresBonne |
The only thing I can think about this Cajuste situation is that he's got one more game he can play before we have to buy him. That's why he's on the bench all the time but never comes on. McKenna has chucked him on there in case we need him. So it wouldn't surprise me to finally see him tonight. |  | | |
| Mad predictions for tonight on 11:13 - Apr 28 with 645 views | ringwoodblue |
We get a flukey late winner that’s deflected in off Peretz’s backside after hitting the post. |  |
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| Mad predictions for tonight on 11:18 - Apr 28 with 624 views | skinnybob72 |
Azon stays on his feet for the whole game. |  | | |
| Mad predictions for tonight on 11:23 - Apr 28 with 609 views | thecheek |
Ashton is seated next to Zack Polanski |  | | |
| Mad predictions for tonight on 11:24 - Apr 28 with 602 views | skinnybob72 |
Or…,
95th minute, 0-0, Walton drops the ball at his feet, dribbles past 7 Soton players, rounds the keeper and squares to an unmarked Azon who falls on his arse and skies the ball over the gaping goal amd into the English Channel. | | | |
| Mad predictions for tonight on 11:25 - Apr 28 with 600 views | bsw72 |
| Mad predictions for tonight on 11:18 - Apr 28 by skinnybob72 |
Azon stays on his feet for the whole game. |
Mad prediction - NOT ridiculous. |  | | |
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| Mad predictions for tonight on 11:29 - Apr 28 with 589 views | tractorboy2421 |
KM saying to the team, right lads, straight from the kick off no stupid passes, attack attack attack - score at least 4 in the first half... Also Walton, no tippy tappy passes from a goal kick - HOOF THE BLOODY THING UP THE FIELD |  | | |
| Mad predictions for tonight on 11:31 - Apr 28 with 579 views | cressi |
| Mad predictions for tonight on 09:49 - Apr 28 by The_Flashing_Smile |
I imagine there are get-out clauses for all parties. |
We will buy our obligations if promoted ie Akpom for 7 million then flog him for 3 million to a championship side or abroad will do with anyone on a obligation we don't wish to keep. | | | |
| Mad predictions for tonight on 11:36 - Apr 28 with 568 views | cressi |
| Mad predictions for tonight on 11:24 - Apr 28 by skinnybob72 |
Or…,
95th minute, 0-0, Walton drops the ball at his feet, dribbles past 7 Soton players, rounds the keeper and squares to an unmarked Azon who falls on his arse and skies the ball over the gaping goal amd into the English Channel. |
Clarke comes on we get a 95th minute dodgy penalty Clarke scores promotion assured we go from deflection fc to penalty fc. | | | |
| Mad predictions for tonight on 11:39 - Apr 28 with 557 views | Len_Brennan |
Southampton 0-2 Ipswich Town.
Jack Taylor to open the scoring. | |
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| Mad predictions for tonight on 11:40 - Apr 28 with 553 views | tractorboy1978 |
| Mad predictions for tonight on 11:01 - Apr 28 by _CliveBaker_ |
0-0 late in the game, but we've battered them.
They recognise they're likely heading for the playoffs and would rather we're not in there to join them. Eckert instructs his players to stand aside and let us walk 1 in, the home crowd boo, the players seem confused, Philogene casually jogs the ball into an empty net in the 93rd minute, the away end erupts as he celebrates.
Twitter breaks, flood warnings issued in Bermondsey. |
Wouldn't surprise me to see their keeper go up for a corner with the game level towards the end and we clear it to roll one into an empty net. | | | |
| Mad predictions for tonight on 11:49 - Apr 28 with 532 views | CastroSito |
| Mad predictions for tonight on 11:39 - Apr 28 by Len_Brennan |
Southampton 0-2 Ipswich Town.
Jack Taylor to open the scoring. |
steady on | | | |
| Mad predictions for tonight on 13:23 - Apr 28 with 456 views | Mckenna1263 |
Azon hatrick for sure | | | |
| Mad predictions for tonight on 13:32 - Apr 28 with 448 views | FrimleyBlue |
KM realises that you can play u21s in championship football and mendel comes on and scores a brace. |  |
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| Mad predictions for tonight (n/t) on 13:58 - Apr 28 with 397 views | alial |
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| Mad predictions for tonight on 14:05 - Apr 28 with 373 views | alial |
"Strong play from Matusiwa, spots the ball that the fans wanted him to play; to Leif Davis, wide left.
"Now inside the area, this is Town's chance. He goes square - no! Azon stumbles, then pokes - and scores!
"Oh my goodness me, it's Iván Azón with one of the biggest goals for years.
"There's a fan run the width of the field, I think it's Chaplin.
"There's a huddle of bodies on the far side. The last kick of the game and Ipswich Town have won it, they're going back to the Premiership.
"What a team this is!" | | | |
| Mad predictions for tonight on 14:16 - Apr 28 with 340 views | You_Bloo_Right |
Marcus Stewart hattrick. |  |
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| Mad predictions for tonight on 14:28 - Apr 28 with 309 views | stickymockwell |
A clearly stressed out Ashton runs to the centre circle ala Delia at half time, shoves 2 pencils up his nose and takes a sh1t on the centre spot. 2 men in white coats come on and puts an arm around him and guides him away. |  |
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| Mad predictions for tonight on 15:14 - Apr 28 with 252 views | RonFearonsHair |
We discover a loophole that allows us to recall and register Chappers in time to play, bringing him on in stoppage time to score a winning penalty. |  | | |
| Mad predictions for tonight on 16:00 - Apr 28 with 204 views | J2BLUE |
97th minute. Southampton corner. 1-1. The world holds its breath. Ball crossed in. O'Shea leaps like an elite level salmon to head it clear. McAteer is running down the right channel. Bree goes to bring him down, but no, he hesitates last second remembering the three game ban. McAteer squares it to Clarke. "THEY THINK IT'S ALL OVER". Clarke runs the final ten yards and taps it home. "IT IS NOW, IPSWICH TOWN ARE GOING BACK TO THE PREMIER LEAGUE".
Scenes as Clarke disappears beneath 10 team mates, four random subs and two fans who innocently stumbled over the advertising boards.
Clarke emerges looking like it was just another goal in training. Straightens his hairband. O'Shea and Taylor are going mental celebrating.
Camera cuts to the director's box. Ashton is beaming. Chaplin is sitting next to him grinning.
Someone gets booked. For something. No one cares. Town walk back to our half. O'Shea points to his head and tells them to concentrate. Southampton kick off.
THE REF BLOWS HIS WHISTLE.
"IPSWICH TOWN HAVE DONE IT, THEY ARE GOING BACK TO THE PREMIER LEAGUE! IT'S THE PLAY OFFS FOR SOUTHAMPTON, MILLWALL AND MIDDLESBROUGH! WHAT A RACE THIS HAS BEEN. CREDIT TO THOSE CLUBS BUT WELL DONE IPSWICH TOWN"
*Camera cuts to players watching the fans go mental. Fist pumps. "COME ON TRACTOR BOYS". McKenna's song sung so loud the stand seems to shake. Eventually they go back to the studio. Chambers looks emotional as he talks about what a great club we are. More shots of the scenes on the pitch*
TWTD wildly celebrates for 12 seconds before three threads are started worrying about getting relegated. [Post edited 28 Apr 17:03]
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| "These middle class, perma-offended, virtue-signalling woke w@nkers have declared that the great unwashed are just one tasteless joke away from turning into fascists" - Jonathan Pie |
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| Mad predictions for tonight on 16:03 - Apr 28 with 190 views | Joey_Joe_Joe_Junior |
Correct, that is mad! |  |
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| Mad predictions for tonight on 16:17 - Apr 28 with 159 views | DazBoGangles |
| Mad predictions for tonight on 16:00 - Apr 28 by J2BLUE |
97th minute. Southampton corner. 1-1. The world holds its breath. Ball crossed in. O'Shea leaps like an elite level salmon to head it clear. McAteer is running down the right channel. Bree goes to bring him down, but no, he hesitates last second remembering the three game ban. McAteer squares it to Clarke. "THEY THINK IT'S ALL OVER". Clarke runs the final ten yards and taps it home. "IT IS NOW, IPSWICH TOWN ARE GOING BACK TO THE PREMIER LEAGUE".
Scenes as Clarke disappears beneath 10 team mates, four random subs and two fans who innocently stumbled over the advertising boards.
Clarke emerges looking like it was just another goal in training. Straightens his hairband. O'Shea and Taylor are going mental celebrating.
Camera cuts to the director's box. Ashton is beaming. Chaplin is sitting next to him grinning.
Someone gets booked. For something. No one cares. Town walk back to our half. O'Shea points to his head and tells them to concentrate. Southampton kick off.
THE REF BLOWS HIS WHISTLE.
"IPSWICH TOWN HAVE DONE IT, THEY ARE GOING BACK TO THE PREMIER LEAGUE! IT'S THE PLAY OFFS FOR SOUTHAMPTON, MILLWALL AND MIDDLESBROUGH! WHAT A RACE THIS HAS BEEN. CREDIT TO THOSE CLUBS BUT WELL DONE IPSWICH TOWN"
*Camera cuts to players watching the fans go mental. Fist pumps. "COME ON TRACTOR BOYS". McKenna's song sung so loud the stand seems to shake. Eventually they go back to the studio. Chambers looks emotional as he talks about what a great club we are. More shots of the scenes on the pitch*
TWTD wildly celebrates for 12 seconds before three threads are started worrying about getting relegated. [Post edited 28 Apr 17:03]
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| Mad predictions for tonight on 16:20 - Apr 28 with 147 views | baxterbasics |
Tractor Guy, DarkHorse and Leighton Dewar will be spotted at fulltime stood next to each other belting out "Super Kieran McKenna" at the top of their lungpower. |  |
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