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get well soon Benters…… on 17:01 - Aug 11 with 1160 viewsDropCliffsNotBombs

Hope surgery and recovery both go smoothly and that you're back posting and making me tut with annoyance soon 🫡
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get well soon Benters…… on 17:06 - Aug 11 with 1131 viewsBluebell

Sorry to hear that Benters.

Hope it all went well and you are back posting here soon.

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get well soon Benters…… on 17:24 - Aug 11 with 1086 viewsDJR

get well soon Benters…… on 16:15 - Aug 11 by Meadowlark

NHS? Just asking?

Get well soon.


Andy Burnham must be a miracle-worker if he's managed to improve the NHS so much in such a short time that it's able to cure Benters.
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get well soon Benters…… on 17:49 - Aug 11 with 1027 viewsRyorry

GWS Benters Always annoying for those who love the outdoors to be in bloody hospital when it's sunny outside!

No need to worry about the drought, it'll start raining the minute you get out

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get well soon Benters…… on 17:53 - Aug 11 with 1010 viewsKeno

Thinking of you Benters

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get well soon Benters…… on 18:26 - Aug 11 with 949 viewsWhos_blue

Benters getting well soon is probably one of the few things we would actually agree on!!!

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get well soon Benters…… on 06:31 - Aug 12 with 792 viewsBenters

get well soon Benters…… on 17:49 - Aug 11 by Ryorry

GWS Benters Always annoying for those who love the outdoors to be in bloody hospital when it's sunny outside!

No need to worry about the drought, it'll start raining the minute you get out


Thank you all for the messages and what have you,I am touched (not literally but you know what I mean).I’m not allowed to be touched for 6 weeks or drink any alcohol for the same amount of time.

Last Wednesday I had Heart Surgery and had a Mitral Valve repaired.We did talk about replacing it,but a beautiful Italian woman surgeon,who speaker liker thisa said once I get in there I will repair it if I can.So that’s what she did,I’ve seen pictures of it working it reminds me of my old Grandfather clock movement.

It was a bit frightening as when they wheeled me down,my surgeon came out of the theatre running past me waving,someone explained to me they had an emergency and I’d have to go back to my room.So I said balls to this and walked back,the people running the ward were in shock to see me doing that,but I did go down at 1600 and came back round at 2200.I had the night in ICU and by 11.30 the following morning they had me sitting in my chair on the ward again.

Regarding the view I seemed to get lucky with that,what ever ward or room I had I seemed to get a decent view across open fields and The Thames,I could see people walking dogs etc round the fields,and I could see Ships sailing on The Thames.There seemed to be plenty of rolling countryside as well.

But strangely enough as I’m so used to being outside a lot of the time I positioned my chair so I could just sit and look out of the window,I was the only one out of four beds to do that.

They wanted to send me home Sunday,which I was up for,but I still needed a few X-rays and tests doing,but they came and saw me Monday and told me I could go home at 1600 hrs.Which I did.

So a box of M&S biscuits and a tub of Heroes with a nice card was provided at the desk on my way out.

And here I am back in Benters Central.

Once again thank you all.

Peace and Love Brothers,Sisters x.

Up The Towen.

Benters x.

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get well soon Benters…… on 06:35 - Aug 12 with 769 viewsKeno

get well soon Benters…… on 06:31 - Aug 12 by Benters

Thank you all for the messages and what have you,I am touched (not literally but you know what I mean).I’m not allowed to be touched for 6 weeks or drink any alcohol for the same amount of time.

Last Wednesday I had Heart Surgery and had a Mitral Valve repaired.We did talk about replacing it,but a beautiful Italian woman surgeon,who speaker liker thisa said once I get in there I will repair it if I can.So that’s what she did,I’ve seen pictures of it working it reminds me of my old Grandfather clock movement.

It was a bit frightening as when they wheeled me down,my surgeon came out of the theatre running past me waving,someone explained to me they had an emergency and I’d have to go back to my room.So I said balls to this and walked back,the people running the ward were in shock to see me doing that,but I did go down at 1600 and came back round at 2200.I had the night in ICU and by 11.30 the following morning they had me sitting in my chair on the ward again.

Regarding the view I seemed to get lucky with that,what ever ward or room I had I seemed to get a decent view across open fields and The Thames,I could see people walking dogs etc round the fields,and I could see Ships sailing on The Thames.There seemed to be plenty of rolling countryside as well.

But strangely enough as I’m so used to being outside a lot of the time I positioned my chair so I could just sit and look out of the window,I was the only one out of four beds to do that.

They wanted to send me home Sunday,which I was up for,but I still needed a few X-rays and tests doing,but they came and saw me Monday and told me I could go home at 1600 hrs.Which I did.

So a box of M&S biscuits and a tub of Heroes with a nice card was provided at the desk on my way out.

And here I am back in Benters Central.

Once again thank you all.

Peace and Love Brothers,Sisters x.

Up The Towen.

Benters x.


Glad you are on the mend Benty

Take it steady mate

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get well soon Benters…… on 07:01 - Aug 12 with 716 viewsbluelagos

get well soon Benters…… on 06:31 - Aug 12 by Benters

Thank you all for the messages and what have you,I am touched (not literally but you know what I mean).I’m not allowed to be touched for 6 weeks or drink any alcohol for the same amount of time.

Last Wednesday I had Heart Surgery and had a Mitral Valve repaired.We did talk about replacing it,but a beautiful Italian woman surgeon,who speaker liker thisa said once I get in there I will repair it if I can.So that’s what she did,I’ve seen pictures of it working it reminds me of my old Grandfather clock movement.

It was a bit frightening as when they wheeled me down,my surgeon came out of the theatre running past me waving,someone explained to me they had an emergency and I’d have to go back to my room.So I said balls to this and walked back,the people running the ward were in shock to see me doing that,but I did go down at 1600 and came back round at 2200.I had the night in ICU and by 11.30 the following morning they had me sitting in my chair on the ward again.

Regarding the view I seemed to get lucky with that,what ever ward or room I had I seemed to get a decent view across open fields and The Thames,I could see people walking dogs etc round the fields,and I could see Ships sailing on The Thames.There seemed to be plenty of rolling countryside as well.

But strangely enough as I’m so used to being outside a lot of the time I positioned my chair so I could just sit and look out of the window,I was the only one out of four beds to do that.

They wanted to send me home Sunday,which I was up for,but I still needed a few X-rays and tests doing,but they came and saw me Monday and told me I could go home at 1600 hrs.Which I did.

So a box of M&S biscuits and a tub of Heroes with a nice card was provided at the desk on my way out.

And here I am back in Benters Central.

Once again thank you all.

Peace and Love Brothers,Sisters x.

Up The Towen.

Benters x.


That sounds like a lot of surgery!

Hope you make a full recovery.

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get well soon Benters…… on 07:03 - Aug 12 with 714 viewstonybied

get well soon Benters…… on 06:31 - Aug 12 by Benters

Thank you all for the messages and what have you,I am touched (not literally but you know what I mean).I’m not allowed to be touched for 6 weeks or drink any alcohol for the same amount of time.

Last Wednesday I had Heart Surgery and had a Mitral Valve repaired.We did talk about replacing it,but a beautiful Italian woman surgeon,who speaker liker thisa said once I get in there I will repair it if I can.So that’s what she did,I’ve seen pictures of it working it reminds me of my old Grandfather clock movement.

It was a bit frightening as when they wheeled me down,my surgeon came out of the theatre running past me waving,someone explained to me they had an emergency and I’d have to go back to my room.So I said balls to this and walked back,the people running the ward were in shock to see me doing that,but I did go down at 1600 and came back round at 2200.I had the night in ICU and by 11.30 the following morning they had me sitting in my chair on the ward again.

Regarding the view I seemed to get lucky with that,what ever ward or room I had I seemed to get a decent view across open fields and The Thames,I could see people walking dogs etc round the fields,and I could see Ships sailing on The Thames.There seemed to be plenty of rolling countryside as well.

But strangely enough as I’m so used to being outside a lot of the time I positioned my chair so I could just sit and look out of the window,I was the only one out of four beds to do that.

They wanted to send me home Sunday,which I was up for,but I still needed a few X-rays and tests doing,but they came and saw me Monday and told me I could go home at 1600 hrs.Which I did.

So a box of M&S biscuits and a tub of Heroes with a nice card was provided at the desk on my way out.

And here I am back in Benters Central.

Once again thank you all.

Peace and Love Brothers,Sisters x.

Up The Towen.

Benters x.


Glad to hear that you're on the mend. Shame about the no-touching and lack of ale, but it's a small price to pay for a tickety-boo ticker! Get well soon buddy.
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get well soon Benters…… on 07:23 - Aug 12 with 658 viewsGlasgowBlue

get well soon Benters…… on 06:31 - Aug 12 by Benters

Thank you all for the messages and what have you,I am touched (not literally but you know what I mean).I’m not allowed to be touched for 6 weeks or drink any alcohol for the same amount of time.

Last Wednesday I had Heart Surgery and had a Mitral Valve repaired.We did talk about replacing it,but a beautiful Italian woman surgeon,who speaker liker thisa said once I get in there I will repair it if I can.So that’s what she did,I’ve seen pictures of it working it reminds me of my old Grandfather clock movement.

It was a bit frightening as when they wheeled me down,my surgeon came out of the theatre running past me waving,someone explained to me they had an emergency and I’d have to go back to my room.So I said balls to this and walked back,the people running the ward were in shock to see me doing that,but I did go down at 1600 and came back round at 2200.I had the night in ICU and by 11.30 the following morning they had me sitting in my chair on the ward again.

Regarding the view I seemed to get lucky with that,what ever ward or room I had I seemed to get a decent view across open fields and The Thames,I could see people walking dogs etc round the fields,and I could see Ships sailing on The Thames.There seemed to be plenty of rolling countryside as well.

But strangely enough as I’m so used to being outside a lot of the time I positioned my chair so I could just sit and look out of the window,I was the only one out of four beds to do that.

They wanted to send me home Sunday,which I was up for,but I still needed a few X-rays and tests doing,but they came and saw me Monday and told me I could go home at 1600 hrs.Which I did.

So a box of M&S biscuits and a tub of Heroes with a nice card was provided at the desk on my way out.

And here I am back in Benters Central.

Once again thank you all.

Peace and Love Brothers,Sisters x.

Up The Towen.

Benters x.


Glad everything went reasonably smoothly mate.

Sometimes I think about the frothing lunatics I’ve put on ignore, who will have kept replying to me again and again, but I don’t even realise they exist.
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get well soon Benters…… on 07:47 - Aug 12 with 607 viewsArnoldMoorhen

get well soon Benters…… on 06:31 - Aug 12 by Benters

Thank you all for the messages and what have you,I am touched (not literally but you know what I mean).I’m not allowed to be touched for 6 weeks or drink any alcohol for the same amount of time.

Last Wednesday I had Heart Surgery and had a Mitral Valve repaired.We did talk about replacing it,but a beautiful Italian woman surgeon,who speaker liker thisa said once I get in there I will repair it if I can.So that’s what she did,I’ve seen pictures of it working it reminds me of my old Grandfather clock movement.

It was a bit frightening as when they wheeled me down,my surgeon came out of the theatre running past me waving,someone explained to me they had an emergency and I’d have to go back to my room.So I said balls to this and walked back,the people running the ward were in shock to see me doing that,but I did go down at 1600 and came back round at 2200.I had the night in ICU and by 11.30 the following morning they had me sitting in my chair on the ward again.

Regarding the view I seemed to get lucky with that,what ever ward or room I had I seemed to get a decent view across open fields and The Thames,I could see people walking dogs etc round the fields,and I could see Ships sailing on The Thames.There seemed to be plenty of rolling countryside as well.

But strangely enough as I’m so used to being outside a lot of the time I positioned my chair so I could just sit and look out of the window,I was the only one out of four beds to do that.

They wanted to send me home Sunday,which I was up for,but I still needed a few X-rays and tests doing,but they came and saw me Monday and told me I could go home at 1600 hrs.Which I did.

So a box of M&S biscuits and a tub of Heroes with a nice card was provided at the desk on my way out.

And here I am back in Benters Central.

Once again thank you all.

Peace and Love Brothers,Sisters x.

Up The Towen.

Benters x.


Fantastic news. Enjoy the rest as best you can. Glad they caught the problem in time and have given you a thorough refurb! You should get another 200,000 miles out of that motor now, easy!
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Good work Old Boy! (n/t) on 08:16 - Aug 12 with 578 viewsBloots

get well soon Benters…… on 06:31 - Aug 12 by Benters

Thank you all for the messages and what have you,I am touched (not literally but you know what I mean).I’m not allowed to be touched for 6 weeks or drink any alcohol for the same amount of time.

Last Wednesday I had Heart Surgery and had a Mitral Valve repaired.We did talk about replacing it,but a beautiful Italian woman surgeon,who speaker liker thisa said once I get in there I will repair it if I can.So that’s what she did,I’ve seen pictures of it working it reminds me of my old Grandfather clock movement.

It was a bit frightening as when they wheeled me down,my surgeon came out of the theatre running past me waving,someone explained to me they had an emergency and I’d have to go back to my room.So I said balls to this and walked back,the people running the ward were in shock to see me doing that,but I did go down at 1600 and came back round at 2200.I had the night in ICU and by 11.30 the following morning they had me sitting in my chair on the ward again.

Regarding the view I seemed to get lucky with that,what ever ward or room I had I seemed to get a decent view across open fields and The Thames,I could see people walking dogs etc round the fields,and I could see Ships sailing on The Thames.There seemed to be plenty of rolling countryside as well.

But strangely enough as I’m so used to being outside a lot of the time I positioned my chair so I could just sit and look out of the window,I was the only one out of four beds to do that.

They wanted to send me home Sunday,which I was up for,but I still needed a few X-rays and tests doing,but they came and saw me Monday and told me I could go home at 1600 hrs.Which I did.

So a box of M&S biscuits and a tub of Heroes with a nice card was provided at the desk on my way out.

And here I am back in Benters Central.

Once again thank you all.

Peace and Love Brothers,Sisters x.

Up The Towen.

Benters x.



"....get on, get on, get on, my groovy train” - Peter Joseph Hooton (Aug 1990)

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get well soon Benters…… on 08:39 - Aug 12 with 525 viewsBanksterDebtSlave

get well soon Benters…… on 06:31 - Aug 12 by Benters

Thank you all for the messages and what have you,I am touched (not literally but you know what I mean).I’m not allowed to be touched for 6 weeks or drink any alcohol for the same amount of time.

Last Wednesday I had Heart Surgery and had a Mitral Valve repaired.We did talk about replacing it,but a beautiful Italian woman surgeon,who speaker liker thisa said once I get in there I will repair it if I can.So that’s what she did,I’ve seen pictures of it working it reminds me of my old Grandfather clock movement.

It was a bit frightening as when they wheeled me down,my surgeon came out of the theatre running past me waving,someone explained to me they had an emergency and I’d have to go back to my room.So I said balls to this and walked back,the people running the ward were in shock to see me doing that,but I did go down at 1600 and came back round at 2200.I had the night in ICU and by 11.30 the following morning they had me sitting in my chair on the ward again.

Regarding the view I seemed to get lucky with that,what ever ward or room I had I seemed to get a decent view across open fields and The Thames,I could see people walking dogs etc round the fields,and I could see Ships sailing on The Thames.There seemed to be plenty of rolling countryside as well.

But strangely enough as I’m so used to being outside a lot of the time I positioned my chair so I could just sit and look out of the window,I was the only one out of four beds to do that.

They wanted to send me home Sunday,which I was up for,but I still needed a few X-rays and tests doing,but they came and saw me Monday and told me I could go home at 1600 hrs.Which I did.

So a box of M&S biscuits and a tub of Heroes with a nice card was provided at the desk on my way out.

And here I am back in Benters Central.

Once again thank you all.

Peace and Love Brothers,Sisters x.

Up The Towen.

Benters x.


Bloody immigrants heh Benters, although she was pretty too so....!!
Rest up, all the best for a speedy recovery.

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get well soon Benters…… on 09:12 - Aug 12 with 474 viewsRyorry

get well soon Benters…… on 06:31 - Aug 12 by Benters

Thank you all for the messages and what have you,I am touched (not literally but you know what I mean).I’m not allowed to be touched for 6 weeks or drink any alcohol for the same amount of time.

Last Wednesday I had Heart Surgery and had a Mitral Valve repaired.We did talk about replacing it,but a beautiful Italian woman surgeon,who speaker liker thisa said once I get in there I will repair it if I can.So that’s what she did,I’ve seen pictures of it working it reminds me of my old Grandfather clock movement.

It was a bit frightening as when they wheeled me down,my surgeon came out of the theatre running past me waving,someone explained to me they had an emergency and I’d have to go back to my room.So I said balls to this and walked back,the people running the ward were in shock to see me doing that,but I did go down at 1600 and came back round at 2200.I had the night in ICU and by 11.30 the following morning they had me sitting in my chair on the ward again.

Regarding the view I seemed to get lucky with that,what ever ward or room I had I seemed to get a decent view across open fields and The Thames,I could see people walking dogs etc round the fields,and I could see Ships sailing on The Thames.There seemed to be plenty of rolling countryside as well.

But strangely enough as I’m so used to being outside a lot of the time I positioned my chair so I could just sit and look out of the window,I was the only one out of four beds to do that.

They wanted to send me home Sunday,which I was up for,but I still needed a few X-rays and tests doing,but they came and saw me Monday and told me I could go home at 1600 hrs.Which I did.

So a box of M&S biscuits and a tub of Heroes with a nice card was provided at the desk on my way out.

And here I am back in Benters Central.

Once again thank you all.

Peace and Love Brothers,Sisters x.

Up The Towen.

Benters x.


Good stuff Benters 👍
Sleep lots, beer tastes good in dreams!

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get well soon Benters…… on 09:19 - Aug 12 with 459 viewsbalcombeblue

get well soon Benters…… on 09:12 - Aug 12 by Ryorry

Good stuff Benters 👍
Sleep lots, beer tastes good in dreams!


Wishing you a speedy recovery
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get well soon Benters…… on 09:29 - Aug 12 with 437 viewsjasondozzell

get well soon Benters…… on 06:31 - Aug 12 by Benters

Thank you all for the messages and what have you,I am touched (not literally but you know what I mean).I’m not allowed to be touched for 6 weeks or drink any alcohol for the same amount of time.

Last Wednesday I had Heart Surgery and had a Mitral Valve repaired.We did talk about replacing it,but a beautiful Italian woman surgeon,who speaker liker thisa said once I get in there I will repair it if I can.So that’s what she did,I’ve seen pictures of it working it reminds me of my old Grandfather clock movement.

It was a bit frightening as when they wheeled me down,my surgeon came out of the theatre running past me waving,someone explained to me they had an emergency and I’d have to go back to my room.So I said balls to this and walked back,the people running the ward were in shock to see me doing that,but I did go down at 1600 and came back round at 2200.I had the night in ICU and by 11.30 the following morning they had me sitting in my chair on the ward again.

Regarding the view I seemed to get lucky with that,what ever ward or room I had I seemed to get a decent view across open fields and The Thames,I could see people walking dogs etc round the fields,and I could see Ships sailing on The Thames.There seemed to be plenty of rolling countryside as well.

But strangely enough as I’m so used to being outside a lot of the time I positioned my chair so I could just sit and look out of the window,I was the only one out of four beds to do that.

They wanted to send me home Sunday,which I was up for,but I still needed a few X-rays and tests doing,but they came and saw me Monday and told me I could go home at 1600 hrs.Which I did.

So a box of M&S biscuits and a tub of Heroes with a nice card was provided at the desk on my way out.

And here I am back in Benters Central.

Once again thank you all.

Peace and Love Brothers,Sisters x.

Up The Towen.

Benters x.


Glad it went well Benters and that you're on the mend!

Plenty of Enciso transfer news to enjoy this am!

All the best

Coyb
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get well soon Benters…… on 11:14 - Aug 12 with 353 viewsSitfcB

get well soon Benters…… on 06:31 - Aug 12 by Benters

Thank you all for the messages and what have you,I am touched (not literally but you know what I mean).I’m not allowed to be touched for 6 weeks or drink any alcohol for the same amount of time.

Last Wednesday I had Heart Surgery and had a Mitral Valve repaired.We did talk about replacing it,but a beautiful Italian woman surgeon,who speaker liker thisa said once I get in there I will repair it if I can.So that’s what she did,I’ve seen pictures of it working it reminds me of my old Grandfather clock movement.

It was a bit frightening as when they wheeled me down,my surgeon came out of the theatre running past me waving,someone explained to me they had an emergency and I’d have to go back to my room.So I said balls to this and walked back,the people running the ward were in shock to see me doing that,but I did go down at 1600 and came back round at 2200.I had the night in ICU and by 11.30 the following morning they had me sitting in my chair on the ward again.

Regarding the view I seemed to get lucky with that,what ever ward or room I had I seemed to get a decent view across open fields and The Thames,I could see people walking dogs etc round the fields,and I could see Ships sailing on The Thames.There seemed to be plenty of rolling countryside as well.

But strangely enough as I’m so used to being outside a lot of the time I positioned my chair so I could just sit and look out of the window,I was the only one out of four beds to do that.

They wanted to send me home Sunday,which I was up for,but I still needed a few X-rays and tests doing,but they came and saw me Monday and told me I could go home at 1600 hrs.Which I did.

So a box of M&S biscuits and a tub of Heroes with a nice card was provided at the desk on my way out.

And here I am back in Benters Central.

Once again thank you all.

Peace and Love Brothers,Sisters x.

Up The Towen.

Benters x.



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get well soon Benters…… on 15:35 - Aug 12 with 240 viewsBenters

get well soon Benters…… on 12:32 - Aug 11 by DJR

I wondered why he had been so quiet.

As it is, I get on well with Benters and think he comes in for a lot of unfair and rather nasty stick, so I wish him well for a speedy recovery.



And for someone who's been in hospital, is there a more apt song than this?

[Post edited 11 Aug 12:41]


That is quality buh 🤓👍 I had a nurse who’s arse was so big she sat on my leg and didn’t realise until I’d told her.

She’d already told me off three times Sunday night for being to noisy.

But I’d had a funny dream and went running off to the toilet.
[Post edited 12 Aug 15:53]

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get well soon Benters…… on 17:35 - Aug 12 with 90 viewsPerublue

get well soon Benters…… on 08:39 - Aug 12 by BanksterDebtSlave

Bloody immigrants heh Benters, although she was pretty too so....!!
Rest up, all the best for a speedy recovery.



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get well soon Benters…… on 18:01 - Aug 12 with 35 viewsallezlesbleus

Speedy recovery, Benters.

Don't try and do too much too soon.
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