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New training facility 09:14 - Aug 17 with 2392 viewsHeathlander

There are even digital screens above the urinals that players have to sign into before they do their business, allowing the club to quickly analyse samples and determine who's not hydrated enough.

They are leaving no stool unturned.
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New training facility on 09:15 - Aug 17 with 2355 viewsBlueBlueBluex2

You crap in a urinal?
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New training facility on 09:19 - Aug 17 with 2240 viewsBloomBlue

Really??? Come on, you're taking the plss aren't you...
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New training facility on 09:21 - Aug 17 with 2190 viewshoppy

Are they big screens, or just wee ones?

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New training facility on 09:22 - Aug 17 with 2179 viewsNedPlimpton

New training facility on 09:19 - Aug 17 by BloomBlue

Really??? Come on, you're taking the plss aren't you...


At least you don't ask them to pull the other one!
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New training facility on 09:27 - Aug 17 with 2091 viewshomer_123

New training facility on 09:15 - Aug 17 by BlueBlueBluex2

You crap in a urinal?


Needs must.

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New training facility on 09:31 - Aug 17 with 2023 viewsChurchman

New training facility on 09:15 - Aug 17 by BlueBlueBluex2

You crap in a urinal?


No, the sink is far easier. Bigger target area.
[Post edited 17 Aug 9:32]
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New training facility on 09:32 - Aug 17 with 2012 viewsNthQldITFC

I've been trying to check in to the ones at Isaacs for years, but my finger always gets stuck.

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New training facility on 10:05 - Aug 17 with 1734 viewsBluespeed225

Hope they're cleaned after every user!
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New training facility on 10:05 - Aug 17 with 1742 viewsEJP

Signing in to use the urinal? Clever dick ...
[Post edited 17 Aug 10:06]
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New training facility on 10:10 - Aug 17 with 1680 viewsKievthegreat

New training facility on 10:05 - Aug 17 by EJP

Signing in to use the urinal? Clever dick ...
[Post edited 17 Aug 10:06]


Don't use that to sign in, you'll get piss on the screen.
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New training facility on 10:14 - Aug 17 with 1620 viewsFreddies_Ears

Oh, a hydration test... I was wondering what else might be tested for!
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New training facility on 10:14 - Aug 17 with 1611 viewsMeadowlark

Cue the Bobby Robson and Mr John Cobbold urinal story....
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New training facility on 10:36 - Aug 17 with 1461 viewsNthQldITFC

New training facility on 10:14 - Aug 17 by Meadowlark

Cue the Bobby Robson and Mr John Cobbold urinal story....


Is it a long one?

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New training facility on 10:38 - Aug 17 with 1438 viewsghostofescobar

You can put them into game mode apparently and the players can move a virtual ball around by aiming their wee around the urinals. Have to get the ball in the goal before your wee runs out.

GhostOfEscobar

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New training facility on 10:39 - Aug 17 with 1425 viewsRyorry

New training facility on 10:14 - Aug 17 by Meadowlark

Cue the Bobby Robson and Mr John Cobbold urinal story....


Did that come after the Crisis in the Boardroom story?

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New training facility on 10:55 - Aug 17 with 1290 viewsPortmanteauxcurling

New training facility on 10:38 - Aug 17 by ghostofescobar

You can put them into game mode apparently and the players can move a virtual ball around by aiming their wee around the urinals. Have to get the ball in the goal before your wee runs out.


That sounds like a great idea, will they be live streaming it?



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New training facility on 10:59 - Aug 17 with 1252 viewshoppy

New training facility on 10:38 - Aug 17 by ghostofescobar

You can put them into game mode apparently and the players can move a virtual ball around by aiming their wee around the urinals. Have to get the ball in the goal before your wee runs out.


Does that allow for much dribbling or is the idea to pass quicker?

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New training facility on 11:21 - Aug 17 with 1132 viewsKievthegreat

New training facility on 10:55 - Aug 17 by Portmanteauxcurling

That sounds like a great idea, will they be live streaming it?





Yeah, but Premier League broadcast rules means you'll need to use a VPN.
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New training facility on 11:24 - Aug 17 with 1106 viewschicoazul

Always thought it was impossible to make urinals any more disgusting but there we go.

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New training facility on 13:18 - Aug 17 with 769 viewsronnyd

New training facility on 10:38 - Aug 17 by ghostofescobar

You can put them into game mode apparently and the players can move a virtual ball around by aiming their wee around the urinals. Have to get the ball in the goal before your wee runs out.


With the state of my prostate i wouldn't even get the ball to move.
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