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Tonight I'm going to try alcohol for the first time 14:24 - Jul 11 with 2177 viewsSimonCleggsNeck

Never drank in my life out of choice. I'm 25 But this semi-final has brought some urges on and i feel i'm ready to try. I think i'm going to start on beer.

Does anyone have any advice?

Is it likely I'm going to make a mess in my underwear?

Will I cry?

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Tonight I'm going to try alcohol for the first time on 14:28 - Jul 11 with 2156 viewsJoeSoap

I think you should break yourself in gently with some hard drugs first.

“At first nothing will happen to us, and later on it will happen to us again.”

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Tonight I'm going to try alcohol for the first time on 14:34 - Jul 11 with 2111 viewsSwansea_Blue

Ha. If true, my advice would be don’t. Seriously, you’re better of without it.

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Tonight I'm going to try alcohol for the first time on 14:36 - Jul 11 with 2101 viewsfooters

Tonight I'm going to try alcohol for the first time on 14:34 - Jul 11 by Swansea_Blue

Ha. If true, my advice would be don’t. Seriously, you’re better of without it.


Boooo. Alcohol makes you confident, sexy and impervious to criticism. Everyone knows that.

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Tonight I'm going to try alcohol for the first time on 14:36 - Jul 11 with 2097 viewsBrixtonBlue

Each to their own, but I'd say if you've got this far without it why bother?

I've challenged myself to go a year without - just my luck that I happen to get made redundant in that year AND England are doing well in the World Cup.

I bet Bloots will downarrow this.
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Tonight I'm going to try alcohol for the first time on 14:37 - Jul 11 with 2088 viewsartsbossbeard

How on earth have you pulled women up to this point?

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Tonight I'm going to try alcohol for the first time on 14:38 - Jul 11 with 2081 viewsfooters

Tonight I'm going to try alcohol for the first time on 14:37 - Jul 11 by artsbossbeard

How on earth have you pulled women up to this point?


If you get them pissed but stayed sober yourself, surely that would make it easier?

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Tonight I'm going to try alcohol for the first time on 14:41 - Jul 11 with 2055 viewsartsbossbeard

Tonight I'm going to try alcohol for the first time on 14:38 - Jul 11 by footers

If you get them pissed but stayed sober yourself, surely that would make it easier?


I'm much more suave & charming with a Cognac on ice inside me.

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Tonight I'm going to try alcohol for the first time on 14:44 - Jul 11 with 2030 viewsusm

Start slowly - a pint of Sambuca would be suggested aperitif.

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Tonight I'm going to try alcohol for the first time on 14:44 - Jul 11 with 2012 viewsGlasgowBlue

Don't do it!!!!

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Tonight I'm going to try alcohol for the first time on 14:44 - Jul 11 with 2026 viewsJ2BLUE

I wouldn't bother. It's vastly overrated.

Start with a Newcastle ale. Don't go straight for one of the real ale suggestions, you won't like it.

Truly impaired.
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Tonight I'm going to try alcohol for the first time on 14:48 - Jul 11 with 2001 viewsRegencyBlue

Take it slow or you might miss the second half!
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Tonight I'm going to try alcohol for the first time on 14:55 - Jul 11 with 1980 viewsFrowsyArmLarry

Ask if the bar can put a jäger bomb in it for you. This turns most of the alcohol to sugar so you won’t get too drunk.
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Tonight I'm going to try alcohol for the first time on 14:57 - Jul 11 with 1956 viewsTIB

Ease yourself in...coupla buca’s or jaeger bombs a great starter

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Tonight I'm going to try alcohol for the first time on 15:14 - Jul 11 with 1895 viewsSouperJim

Tonight I'm going to try alcohol for the first time on 14:57 - Jul 11 by TIB

Ease yourself in...coupla buca’s or jaeger bombs a great starter


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Tonight I'm going to try alcohol for the first time on 15:18 - Jul 11 with 1881 viewsRobTheMonk

Just have the one of two. This is coming from a habitual binge drinker. A problem I have is I just don't know when to stop or slow down and then end up in a bit of a drunken mess feeling awful the next day. I only drink once a week maximum but I tend to go overboard. It's something I need to change because at 31 I just can't be dealing with feeling alcohol-induced-ill and the hammering of the bank balance.
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Tonight I'm going to try alcohol for the first time on 16:53 - Jul 11 with 1749 viewsSimonCleggsNeck

Tonight I'm going to try alcohol for the first time on 14:37 - Jul 11 by artsbossbeard

How on earth have you pulled women up to this point?


Charm and a smile
[Post edited 11 Jul 2018 16:54]

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Tonight I'm going to try alcohol for the first time on 16:56 - Jul 11 with 1734 viewsSamuelowen88

Tonight I'm going to try alcohol for the first time on 14:37 - Jul 11 by artsbossbeard

How on earth have you pulled women up to this point?


Excuse me love, does this smell like chloroform?

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Tonight I'm going to try alcohol for the first time on 17:09 - Jul 11 with 1692 viewsHennikerBlu

Tonight I'm going to try alcohol for the first time on 14:36 - Jul 11 by footers

Boooo. Alcohol makes you confident, sexy and impervious to criticism. Everyone knows that.


So what you are saying is everyone on TWTD is a drunkard? :))
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Tonight I'm going to try alcohol for the first time on 17:27 - Jul 11 with 1651 viewsmrshallisfit

Tonight I'm going to try alcohol for the first time on 16:53 - Jul 11 by SimonCleggsNeck

Charm and a smile
[Post edited 11 Jul 2018 16:54]


And date rape drugs.
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Tonight I'm going to try alcohol for the first time on 17:30 - Jul 11 with 1639 viewsfooters

Tonight I'm going to try alcohol for the first time on 17:09 - Jul 11 by HennikerBlu

So what you are saying is everyone on TWTD is a drunkard? :))


I know I am. Can't vouch for anyone else tho! :)

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Tonight I'm going to try alcohol for the first time on 17:40 - Jul 11 with 1608 viewsMelford

Tonight I'm going to try alcohol for the first time on 14:44 - Jul 11 by GlasgowBlue

Don't do it!!!!


This. I'm a right pisshead and I used to do sh!tloads of drugs, if you've got this far in life without you don't need it. I've known a lot of people get into stuff later in life and going crazy.

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