| Well this might get the great unwashed minds in tune with the situation 22:34 - Mar 22 with 2182 views | Lord_Lucan |
MacDonalds are closing after tomorrow because customers are not adhering to social distancing and are putting their staff at risk. |  |
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| Well this might get the great unwashed minds in tune with the situation on 22:40 - Mar 22 with 2132 views | factual_blue |
I've just invented a social distancing device.
It's a circle of plywood, with a two metre radius. There's a whole cut into the middle into which you step. The circle is held at waist level by a pair of braces, and will guarantee you remain two metres away from anybody with virtually no disruption to your normal functioning. |  |
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| Well this might get the great unwashed minds in tune with the situation on 22:46 - Mar 22 with 2095 views | StokieBlue |
| Well this might get the great unwashed minds in tune with the situation on 22:40 - Mar 22 by factual_blue |
I've just invented a social distancing device.
It's a circle of plywood, with a two metre radius. There's a whole cut into the middle into which you step. The circle is held at waist level by a pair of braces, and will guarantee you remain two metres away from anybody with virtually no disruption to your normal functioning. |
You're too slow - pretty sure the patent is pending.
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| Well this might get the great unwashed minds in tune with the situation on 23:21 - Mar 22 with 1995 views | badadski |
I find a decent fart has the same effect at no cost bar maybe a decent curry. |  | | |
| Well this might get the great unwashed minds in tune with the situation on 00:02 - Mar 23 with 1922 views | Tangledupin_Blue |
| Well this might get the great unwashed minds in tune with the situation on 22:40 - Mar 22 by factual_blue |
I've just invented a social distancing device.
It's a circle of plywood, with a two metre radius. There's a whole cut into the middle into which you step. The circle is held at waist level by a pair of braces, and will guarantee you remain two metres away from anybody with virtually no disruption to your normal functioning. |
If everybody wore one, they would only need to be 1 metre radius. |  |
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| You’re good (n/t) (n/t) on 00:12 - Mar 23 with 1883 views | unstableblue |
| Well this might get the great unwashed minds in tune with the situation on 00:02 - Mar 23 by Tangledupin_Blue |
If everybody wore one, they would only need to be 1 metre radius. |
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| You’re good (n/t) (n/t) on 00:32 - Mar 23 with 1839 views | Ewan_Oozami |
| You’re good (n/t) (n/t) on 00:12 - Mar 23 by unstableblue |
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They would all have to wear them at the same height though.. |  |
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| You’re good (n/t) (n/t) on 05:53 - Mar 23 with 1703 views | Tangledupin_Blue |
| You’re good (n/t) (n/t) on 00:32 - Mar 23 by Ewan_Oozami |
They would all have to wear them at the same height though.. |
Ground level, with wheels. Adult baby-walkers. | |
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| Well this might get the great unwashed minds in tune with the situation on 07:01 - Mar 23 with 1618 views | fabian_illness |
I’m working on something similar but mine has a battery and some electric cattle fencing attached. |  | | |
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| Well this might get the great unwashed minds in tune with the situation on 07:32 - Mar 23 with 1547 views | hampstead_blue |
| Well this might get the great unwashed minds in tune with the situation on 22:40 - Mar 22 by factual_blue |
I've just invented a social distancing device.
It's a circle of plywood, with a two metre radius. There's a whole cut into the middle into which you step. The circle is held at waist level by a pair of braces, and will guarantee you remain two metres away from anybody with virtually no disruption to your normal functioning. |
To extrapolate you could just get a sandwich board and write "God is coming" and blurt out stuff. No-one will come near you... |  |
| Assumption is to make an ass out of you and me.
Those who assume they know you, when they don't are just guessing.
Those who assume and insist they know are daft and in denial.
Those who assume, insist, and deny the truth are plain stupid.
Those who assume, insist, deny the truth and tell YOU they know you (when they don't) have an IQ in the range of 35-49.
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| Well this might get the great unwashed minds in tune with the situation on 07:52 - Mar 23 with 1508 views | hoppy |
It looks like his has a hole, not a whole, so Facters may be ok with his idea... |  |
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| Well this might get the great unwashed minds in tune with the situation on 09:12 - Mar 23 with 1406 views | britbiker |
| Well this might get the great unwashed minds in tune with the situation on 07:32 - Mar 23 by hampstead_blue |
To extrapolate you could just get a sandwich board and write "God is coming" and blurt out stuff. No-one will come near you... |
My last three jobs have been carpet sales, decorator and insurance. I find people tend to stay more than two metres away from me even during normal times :'( |  | | |
| Well this might get the great unwashed minds in tune with the situation on 09:19 - Mar 23 with 1392 views | factual_blue |
| Well this might get the great unwashed minds in tune with the situation on 00:02 - Mar 23 by Tangledupin_Blue |
If everybody wore one, they would only need to be 1 metre radius. |
You can't be too careful. | |
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| Well this might get the great unwashed minds in tune with the situation on 09:31 - Mar 23 with 1359 views | hampstead_blue |
| Well this might get the great unwashed minds in tune with the situation on 09:12 - Mar 23 by britbiker |
My last three jobs have been carpet sales, decorator and insurance. I find people tend to stay more than two metres away from me even during normal times :'( |
Have a virtual hug from me. | |
| Assumption is to make an ass out of you and me.
Those who assume they know you, when they don't are just guessing.
Those who assume and insist they know are daft and in denial.
Those who assume, insist, and deny the truth are plain stupid.
Those who assume, insist, deny the truth and tell YOU they know you (when they don't) have an IQ in the range of 35-49.
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| Well this might get the great unwashed minds in tune with the situation on 09:42 - Mar 23 with 1333 views | C_HealyIsAPleasure |
Nandos aswell - I suspect there will be a domino effect with the other major chains now |  |
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| Well this might get the great unwashed minds in tune with the situation on 09:57 - Mar 23 with 1296 views | britbiker |
| Well this might get the great unwashed minds in tune with the situation on 09:42 - Mar 23 by C_HealyIsAPleasure |
Nandos aswell - I suspect there will be a domino effect with the other major chains now |
There will be a rush to buy diminoes pizzas now you have posted this. | | | |
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