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How do you do cheese on toast? 15:53 - May 25 with 2998 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

I've just had Davidstow 18 month Extra Mature Cheddar with real butter and a sliced red chilli and chilli flakes sprinkled over, on San Francisco style sourdough, melted under the grill. And a touch of Hellman's mayonnaise on the side to take the edge off.

My mouth is dancing like a firewalker. But it was amazing.

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 15:55 - May 25 with 1319 viewsKropotkin123

Hellman's mayonnaise... Have a word with yourself and then think long and hard about what you have done.

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 15:57 - May 25 with 1311 viewsfooters

You put butter on cheese on toast? That is decadent.

I'm old fashioned, me. Just a couple of slices of crap brown toast, extra mature cheddar and Worcestershire sauce banged under the grill. Or perhaps Marmite.

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 15:58 - May 25 with 1250 viewsusm

How do you do cheese on toast? on 15:57 - May 25 by footers

You put butter on cheese on toast? That is decadent.

I'm old fashioned, me. Just a couple of slices of crap brown toast, extra mature cheddar and Worcestershire sauce banged under the grill. Or perhaps Marmite.

Job's a good'un.


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Processed cheese "singles"..... on 15:58 - May 25 with 1290 viewsBloots

...on Asda "savers" sliced white bread.

Shove it under the grill.

Eat it.

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Processed cheese "singles"..... on 15:59 - May 25 with 1281 viewsfooters

Processed cheese "singles"..... on 15:58 - May 25 by Bloots

...on Asda "savers" sliced white bread.

Shove it under the grill.

Eat it.



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How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:04 - May 25 with 1253 viewsDarth_Koont

That’s how I do mine.

But invest in a jar of Sambal Oelek for all your chilli with cheese needs.


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How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:05 - May 25 with 1254 viewshomer_123

I don't - I hate cheese.

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:07 - May 25 with 1236 viewsStokieBlue

How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:05 - May 25 by homer_123

I don't - I hate cheese.


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How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:08 - May 25 with 1234 viewsjeera

How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:05 - May 25 by homer_123

I don't - I hate cheese.


So just white bread, toasted, dry, with nothing on it?

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:10 - May 25 with 1232 viewshomer_123

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:10 - May 25 with 1236 viewsHerbivore

I don't, I'm not cool with calfs being slaughtered so I can have a snack. Plus it's rank anyway, melted cheese is weird and wrong.

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:11 - May 25 with 1223 viewsjeera

How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:10 - May 25 by Herbivore

I don't, I'm not cool with calfs being slaughtered so I can have a snack. Plus it's rank anyway, melted cheese is weird and wrong.


There's always one who sits on the fence.

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:13 - May 25 with 1213 viewsfooters

How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:10 - May 25 by Herbivore

I don't, I'm not cool with calfs being slaughtered so I can have a snack. Plus it's rank anyway, melted cheese is weird and wrong.


Oh me neither. Waste of good veal that.

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:14 - May 25 with 1198 viewsclive_baker

I'm on a health kick at the moment so you wouldn't see that pass my lips, but it does sound good to be fair.

Veggie curry for me tonight, looking forward to that.

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:23 - May 25 with 1158 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:04 - May 25 by Darth_Koont

That’s how I do mine.

But invest in a jar of Sambal Oelek for all your chilli with cheese needs.



Interesting.

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:24 - May 25 with 1155 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:05 - May 25 by homer_123

I don't - I hate cheese.


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How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:25 - May 25 with 1145 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:10 - May 25 by Herbivore

I don't, I'm not cool with calfs being slaughtered so I can have a snack. Plus it's rank anyway, melted cheese is weird and wrong.


No, you're weird and wrong (about the melted cheese bit).

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:26 - May 25 with 1137 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:14 - May 25 by clive_baker

I'm on a health kick at the moment so you wouldn't see that pass my lips, but it does sound good to be fair.

Veggie curry for me tonight, looking forward to that.


I'm on a diet. I've lost more than a stone and a half since I started.

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:31 - May 25 with 1117 viewsHerbivore

How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:25 - May 25 by The_Flashing_Smile

No, you're weird and wrong (about the melted cheese bit).


You're melting and eating something made by dicking about with stuff that comes from a cow's tits and is meant to feed the cow's babies. Ponder on that and tell me who is the weird one.

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:31 - May 25 with 1124 viewsJ2BLUE

"what's the naughtiest thing you can think of?"

"Genocide"

"I was thinking more like buttering your cheese on toast and then serving it with mayonnaise"

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:37 - May 25 with 1090 viewsDarth_Koont

How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:23 - May 25 by The_Flashing_Smile

Interesting.


Massively popular in Holland, it was introduced to me by a Dutch mate. Gouda and Edam are pretty flavourless so that makes sense but it also works on cheddar like a spicy Branstons.

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:44 - May 25 with 1054 viewsjeera

How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:37 - May 25 by Darth_Koont

Massively popular in Holland, it was introduced to me by a Dutch mate. Gouda and Edam are pretty flavourless so that makes sense but it also works on cheddar like a spicy Branstons.


"Gouda and Edam are pretty flavourless so that makes sense"

Has it not occurred to the Dutch to just concentrate on making better cheese?

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:48 - May 25 with 1031 viewsDarth_Koont

How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:44 - May 25 by jeera

"Gouda and Edam are pretty flavourless so that makes sense"

Has it not occurred to the Dutch to just concentrate on making better cheese?


You’d think so.

Seems to be some sort of Calvinist/Lutheran tradition as the Scandinavian cheeses are similarly underwhelming for the most part.

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:50 - May 25 with 1019 viewsSwansea_Blue

How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:10 - May 25 by Herbivore

I don't, I'm not cool with calfs being slaughtered so I can have a snack. Plus it's rank anyway, melted cheese is weird and wrong.


They make toast out of calves? That's it, I'm giving up toast.

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How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:55 - May 25 with 1006 viewsjeera

How do you do cheese on toast? on 16:48 - May 25 by Darth_Koont

You’d think so.

Seems to be some sort of Calvinist/Lutheran tradition as the Scandinavian cheeses are similarly underwhelming for the most part.


Well Calvin should have sorted his priorities.

Leaving things entirely to God's will should never have extended to cheesemaking.

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