| New biscuit idea 14:27 - Oct 19 with 2297 views | clive_baker |
A Mustard Cream. A layer of creamy dijon between 2 crunchy, buttery, rectangular biscuits.
I'll be honest, this is name rather than taste led. |  |
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| New biscuit idea on 14:30 - Oct 19 with 2259 views | bungaytractor |
They should make new biscuits with cheese in them to save the hassle maybe have mustard chutney ect in aswell |  | | |
| New biscuit idea on 14:32 - Oct 19 with 2250 views | Bluish |
A Spammy Dodger. A perfect circle of your favourite preservative-packed mystery meat fused between two discs of sweet biscuit. |  | | |
| New biscuit idea on 14:41 - Oct 19 with 2218 views | Miaow |
A Garybaldy: Gary Lineker’s head is shaved, with the trimmed hairs being mixed alongside currants to make a repulsive new biscuit. |  |
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| New biscuit idea on 14:45 - Oct 19 with 2210 views | clive_baker |
All of the profiles of the tedious troll accounts that Phil & Gav have shown the door over the years, mixed into a chocolate paste and layered between 2 crunchy chocolate biscuits.
A bore-ban | |
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| New biscuit idea on 14:48 - Oct 19 with 2183 views | hoppy |
"It's ok, but nothing special" - a slightly more truthful renaming take on the oft seen "nice" biscuit. |  |
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| New biscuit idea on 14:52 - Oct 19 with 2151 views | NthQldITFC |
Excellent. I've been inspired by your post to invent a new one this morning, meself. I've just tried it out on the missus, and she really enjoyed it. The Jammy Todger. |  |
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| New biscuit idea on 14:54 - Oct 19 with 2145 views | Fixed_It |
Jaffa Biscuit. Made from the sperm of infertile men, and called a biscuit just to annoy people. |  |
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| New biscuit idea on 15:24 - Oct 19 with 2077 views | EdwardStone |
| New biscuit idea on 14:54 - Oct 19 by Fixed_It |
Jaffa Biscuit. Made from the sperm of infertile men, and called a biscuit just to annoy people. |
Or a Spaffer Cake
A slightly crisp cake base, a chocolate coating on the top
And a filling made of crushed, ground and preserved Johnson, A B de Pfeffel [Post edited 19 Oct 2022 16:51]
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| New biscuit idea on 15:28 - Oct 19 with 2057 views | hoppy |
| New biscuit idea on 14:52 - Oct 19 by NthQldITFC |
Excellent. I've been inspired by your post to invent a new one this morning, meself. I've just tried it out on the missus, and she really enjoyed it. The Jammy Todger. |
Was she as delighted with the alternative, slightly warmed oaty biscuit, the hob nob? | |
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| New biscuit idea on 15:29 - Oct 19 with 2051 views | GeoffSentence |
Rich Pea
A fairly bland and dull biscuit, jazzed up with a few chunky marrowfat peas
or
Rich Pee
The same dull biscuit with the added zest of urate crystals. |  |
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| New biscuit idea on 16:17 - Oct 19 with 1989 views | BlueBoots |
A Chocolate Dai-gestive - new Welsh variety of the traditional sweetmeal biscuit with a surprise layer of stewed leek under the chocolate. |  |
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| New biscuit idea on 17:07 - Oct 19 with 1896 views | Mullet |
Are you ok CB? |  |
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| New biscuit idea on 18:35 - Oct 19 with 1816 views | fabian_illness |
| New biscuit idea on 15:28 - Oct 19 by hoppy |
Was she as delighted with the alternative, slightly warmed oaty biscuit, the hob nob? |
Whilst making a cuppa early yesterday morning, I didn't notice my Prince Albert setting off the induction hob.
Very extreme case of hob nob. |  | | |
| New biscuit idea on 19:10 - Oct 19 with 1766 views | clive_baker |
| New biscuit idea on 17:07 - Oct 19 by Mullet |
Are you ok CB? |
I’ll be honest, it’s less a thread about biscuits and more a cry for help. | |
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| New biscuit idea on 19:28 - Oct 19 with 1749 views | Mullet |
| New biscuit idea on 19:10 - Oct 19 by clive_baker |
I’ll be honest, it’s less a thread about biscuits and more a cry for help. |
If you ever need a brew and a proper biscuit let me know. TWTD is good for such things innit! | |
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| New biscuit idea on 19:45 - Oct 19 with 1729 views | Swansea_Blue |
Hobknobs - a crunchy oatmeal biscuit base covered in someone's hairy...ah no, I better not go there or I'll give Gav nightmares. |  |
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| New biscuit idea on 21:15 - Oct 19 with 1644 views | Orangeboi373 |
Spicy Oreos:
Peppermint flavoured cream smaked in-between 2 cinnamon biscuit toppings [Post edited 19 Oct 2022 21:18]
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| New biscuit idea on 02:56 - Oct 20 with 1545 views | quad |
| New biscuit idea on 15:28 - Oct 19 by hoppy |
Was she as delighted with the alternative, slightly warmed oaty biscuit, the hob nob? |
Ask the milkman | | | |
| New biscuit idea on 06:38 - Oct 20 with 1498 views | jeera |
| New biscuit idea on 14:48 - Oct 19 by hoppy |
"It's ok, but nothing special" - a slightly more truthful renaming take on the oft seen "nice" biscuit. |
I assume it's associated with the French town and representative of a people who, despite producing some excellent bread, wines and cheese, for some reason never quite got the hang of biscuits.
Why anyone thought a small sprinkle of sugar would save it I've no idea. |  |
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| New biscuit idea on 08:53 - Oct 20 with 1443 views | EdwardStone |
| New biscuit idea on 06:38 - Oct 20 by jeera |
I assume it's associated with the French town and representative of a people who, despite producing some excellent bread, wines and cheese, for some reason never quite got the hang of biscuits.
Why anyone thought a small sprinkle of sugar would save it I've no idea. |
But you have to admire their restraint when they chose the name
In our trashy current boosterist times I am sure it could have been called
"World Beatingly Superb"
"Best Biscuit Ever"
or something like that
But they chose something subtle....and almost damned it with feint praise | | | |
| New biscuit idea on 09:58 - Oct 20 with 1406 views | NthQldITFC |
| New biscuit idea on 18:35 - Oct 19 by fabian_illness |
Whilst making a cuppa early yesterday morning, I didn't notice my Prince Albert setting off the induction hob.
Very extreme case of hob nob. |
Is sir a tall gentleman, or does sir need to get it out and rest its weight on a flat surface if sir is standing for too long? OOH! | |
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| New biscuit idea on 17:58 - Oct 20 with 1313 views | FBI |
Ginger Nuts.
Same biscuit, but new packaging with a really disturbing very close-up photo of Ed Sheeran en dishabille on the packet. [Post edited 20 Oct 2022 17:58]
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