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M.I.A. selling tin foil hats to conspiracy theorists..... 19:23 - Jun 26 with 2570 viewsDubtractor

https://www.nme.com/news/music/m-i-a-launches-tin-foil-hat-merch-line-to-block-5

I was struck by this paragraph.

"Ohmni offers items such as “Protency boxers” which claim to “block electromagnetic frequencies” and boost fertility"

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M.I.A. selling tin foil hats to conspiracy theorists..... on 19:32 - Jun 26 with 2506 viewsSwansea_Blue

I wouldn’t trust them. They can’t even spell future: “Future backwards is R U TUF”. Although helpfully they’ve tried to in capitals, just for the paranoid, modern knight keyboard warriors out there.

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M.I.A. selling tin foil hats to conspiracy theorists..... on 19:35 - Jun 26 with 2490 viewsHerbivore

M.I.A. selling tin foil hats to conspiracy theorists..... on 19:32 - Jun 26 by Swansea_Blue

I wouldn’t trust them. They can’t even spell future: “Future backwards is R U TUF”. Although helpfully they’ve tried to in capitals, just for the paranoid, modern knight keyboard warriors out there.


They're from Yorkshire, the E is presumed at the start of every sentence.

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M.I.A. selling tin foil hats to conspiracy theorists..... on 19:36 - Jun 26 with 2487 viewsSwansea_Blue

M.I.A. selling tin foil hats to conspiracy theorists..... on 19:35 - Jun 26 by Herbivore

They're from Yorkshire, the E is presumed at the start of every sentence.




Ryorry will be after your guts for that

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M.I.A. selling tin foil hats to conspiracy theorists..... on 19:39 - Jun 26 with 2482 viewsPhilTWTD

Always wondered, do they make you more susceptible to being struck by lightning?
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M.I.A. selling tin foil hats to conspiracy theorists..... on 20:42 - Jun 26 with 2387 viewsfactual_blue

M.I.A. selling tin foil hats to conspiracy theorists..... on 19:39 - Jun 26 by PhilTWTD

Always wondered, do they make you more susceptible to being struck by lightning?


They stimulate hair growth.

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M.I.A. selling tin foil hats to conspiracy theorists..... on 20:43 - Jun 26 with 2382 viewsfactual_blue

M.I.A. selling tin foil hats to conspiracy theorists..... on 19:36 - Jun 26 by Swansea_Blue



Ryorry will be after your guts for that


You mean she'll be after t'guts for that.

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M.I.A. selling tin foil hats to conspiracy theorists..... on 20:46 - Jun 26 with 2364 viewsPhilTWTD

M.I.A. selling tin foil hats to conspiracy theorists..... on 20:42 - Jun 26 by factual_blue

They stimulate hair growth.


Hmmmm.....
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M.I.A. selling tin foil hats to conspiracy theorists..... on 20:49 - Jun 26 with 2339 viewsKropotkin123

M.I.A. selling tin foil hats to conspiracy theorists..... on 19:39 - Jun 26 by PhilTWTD

Always wondered, do they make you more susceptible to being struck by lightning?


It says it is made with nickel and copper, which are both good conductors of electricity, so I'd assume yes.

Presumably you'd be at risk of dermal nickel poisoning?

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M.I.A. selling tin foil hats to conspiracy theorists..... on 21:20 - Jun 26 with 2290 viewsWeWereZombies

M.I.A. selling tin foil hats to conspiracy theorists..... on 20:43 - Jun 26 by factual_blue

You mean she'll be after t'guts for that.


Surprised she's not been ararnd on t'thread already...like...

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M.I.A. selling tin foil hats to conspiracy theorists..... on 21:21 - Jun 26 with 2285 viewsPhilTWTD

M.I.A. selling tin foil hats to conspiracy theorists..... on 20:49 - Jun 26 by Kropotkin123

It says it is made with nickel and copper, which are both good conductors of electricity, so I'd assume yes.

Presumably you'd be at risk of dermal nickel poisoning?


Aha, Big Nickel is clearly behind this!
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M.I.A. selling tin foil hats to conspiracy theorists..... on 21:40 - Jun 26 with 2227 viewswkj

M.I.A. selling tin foil hats to conspiracy theorists..... on 21:21 - Jun 26 by PhilTWTD

Aha, Big Nickel is clearly behind this!


Nickel Back is behind the foil capes that the London marathon lot like to wear after a race

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M.I.A. selling tin foil hats to conspiracy theorists..... on 21:52 - Jun 26 with 2203 viewsMelford

Does it work on Heavy Electricity?


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M.I.A. selling tin foil hats to conspiracy theorists..... on 22:15 - Jun 26 with 2163 viewsSwailsey

She’s finally lost it, which is a shame because she has some bangers.

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M.I.A. selling tin foil hats to conspiracy theorists..... on 02:57 - Jun 27 with 2048 viewsacj

This has to be satire, surely?

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M.I.A. selling tin foil hats to conspiracy theorists..... on 08:38 - Jun 27 with 1932 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

M.I.A. selling tin foil hats to conspiracy theorists..... on 22:15 - Jun 26 by Swailsey

She’s finally lost it, which is a shame because she has some bangers.


"the armour of the modern knight"

"Future backwards is R U TUF"

"You just might have saved the future of humanity."

"I could be a genius I could be a cheat.”

Even the term "tin foil hat" is usually a pisstake of conspiracy theorists.

It's clearly a spoof/satire/publicity stunt.

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M.I.A. selling tin foil hats to conspiracy theorists..... on 08:47 - Jun 27 with 1919 viewsDubtractor

M.I.A. selling tin foil hats to conspiracy theorists..... on 08:38 - Jun 27 by The_Flashing_Smile

"the armour of the modern knight"

"Future backwards is R U TUF"

"You just might have saved the future of humanity."

"I could be a genius I could be a cheat.”

Even the term "tin foil hat" is usually a pisstake of conspiracy theorists.

It's clearly a spoof/satire/publicity stunt.


MIA dived deep down the Conspiracy wormhole a few years back. It's not a spoof or satire.

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M.I.A. selling tin foil hats to conspiracy theorists..... on 09:02 - Jun 27 with 1898 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

M.I.A. selling tin foil hats to conspiracy theorists..... on 08:47 - Jun 27 by Dubtractor

MIA dived deep down the Conspiracy wormhole a few years back. It's not a spoof or satire.


If I were creating a publicity stunt for an ad campaign - which is something I've done for years - that's very much how I'd word it.

Maybe she's come out the other side and realised it's all nonsense. The article itself states she's not really an anti-vaxxer. Going by the lines I quoted above I'd be astonished if it isn't a joke/publicity stunt... and I certainly don't think you can be as certain as you are that it's not. You wouldn't literally call it a "tin foil hat" when that's well known to be a derogatory term used at these people, surely?

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M.I.A. selling tin foil hats to conspiracy theorists..... on 14:57 - Jun 27 with 1806 viewsEireannach_gorm

I'm going for the Protency boxers.
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