| You know you're getting old when... 15:15 - Sep 25 with 4474 views | blueasfook |
Teenagers have decided to terrorise you when you've been identified as the neighbourhood grumpy old b'stard. Little sh1ts keep opening my gate or throwing stones at the house. I actually got called an "old c**t" when I went out there. I was more upset by that then the stone throwing!
There's one little fat piggy among them I'd love to get hold of and kick his chubby lil ass. But of course, I know if I do that, I'll be the one getting carted of to the cop shop. Have had to put a camera up now to film the little sods. Used to do exactly the same kind of thing myself when I was a teenager though so I guess this is my karma coming home!
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| You know you're getting old when... on 16:18 - Sep 25 with 3830 views | JimmyJazz |
You're f**ked?? |  |
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| You know you're getting old when... on 16:55 - Sep 25 with 3745 views | Reus30 |
Smear your gate with dog poop, that should do it.
Just get an XL bully...
Or a crossbow. |  | | |
| You know you're getting old when... on 16:58 - Sep 25 with 3727 views | Swansea_Blue |
Move to south Beruit. With a bit of luck the shrapnel will sort them out. |  |
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| You know you're getting old when... on 17:06 - Sep 25 with 3694 views | giant_stow |
They sound like perceptive young men. |  |
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| You know you're getting old when... on 17:15 - Sep 25 with 3634 views | Pinewoodblue |
Which word was it that upset you?
What it the ‘C’ word or ‘old’? |  |
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| You know you're getting old when... on 17:41 - Sep 25 with 3555 views | WD19 |
| You know you're getting old when... on 16:55 - Sep 25 by Reus30 |
Smear your gate with dog poop, that should do it.
Just get an XL bully...
Or a crossbow. |
And get a bumper sticker that says “I’d rather be an old git than a fat c**t.” |  | | |
| You know you're getting old when... on 17:47 - Sep 25 with 3523 views | VanSaParody |
Keir Stalin hasn't banned Samurai swords yet, so you won't get the Keir Starpo after you if you wave one of them about |  | | |
| You know you're getting old when... on 19:08 - Sep 25 with 3376 views | Ewan_Oozami |
Just use some Gen Alpha slang on them and they'll never come near you again.
I put "Have a skibbidi birthday" in Youngest Oozami's birthday card and now she's planning to move out ASAP... |  |
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| You know you're getting old when... on 19:16 - Sep 25 with 3356 views | Swansea_Blue |
| You know you're getting old when... on 17:47 - Sep 25 by VanSaParody |
Keir Stalin hasn't banned Samurai swords yet, so you won't get the Keir Starpo after you if you wave one of them about |
No, but they have banned zombie knives (which aren’t far off the size of swords). There’s some positive changes already, but for some reason it’s not getting a lot of coverage in the press. | |
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| You know you're getting old when... on 19:30 - Sep 25 with 3230 views | blueasfook |
| You know you're getting old when... on 17:15 - Sep 25 by Pinewoodblue |
Which word was it that upset you?
What it the ‘C’ word or ‘old’? |
I don't mind being called a c***, it's the "old" that hurt 😔 [Post edited 25 Sep 2024 19:30]
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| You know you're getting old when... on 19:36 - Sep 25 with 3137 views | Zx1988 |
| You know you're getting old when... on 19:16 - Sep 25 by Swansea_Blue |
No, but they have banned zombie knives (which aren’t far off the size of swords). There’s some positive changes already, but for some reason it’s not getting a lot of coverage in the press. |
bUT sUe CooK eARnS a LoT of MONey. |  |
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| You know you're getting old when... on 19:41 - Sep 25 with 3107 views | bluejacko |
| You know you're getting old when... on 19:16 - Sep 25 by Swansea_Blue |
No, but they have banned zombie knives (which aren’t far off the size of swords). There’s some positive changes already, but for some reason it’s not getting a lot of coverage in the press. |
Guns are banned that’s not gone well though has it? Sadly there is always a way to get all sorts if you really want it! | | | |
| You know you're getting old when... on 05:20 - Sep 26 with 2819 views | Benters |
I’m trying to picture your gate,is it between a hedge or wall fence maybe?
Call the Police report them for anti social behaviour. |  |
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| You know you're getting old when... on 08:19 - Sep 26 with 2605 views | Rozz |
| You know you're getting old when... on 19:41 - Sep 25 by bluejacko |
Guns are banned that’s not gone well though has it? Sadly there is always a way to get all sorts if you really want it! |
Ah yes, the ban on guns in the UK is famously unsuccessful. |  | | |
| You know you're getting old when... on 08:42 - Sep 26 with 2547 views | blueasfook |
| You know you're getting old when... on 05:20 - Sep 26 by Benters |
I’m trying to picture your gate,is it between a hedge or wall fence maybe?
Call the Police report them for anti social behaviour. |
We have an alleyway at the back of the houses. I have a gate at the back of the garden that gives access to the alley. I have put a padlock on it now. So that should stop them opening the gate at least. All they have now is stone throwing. I am training my cat to be an attack cat. | |
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| You know you're getting old when... on 09:24 - Sep 26 with 2402 views | ElephantintheRoom |
You’ve been called worse. On here surely? | |
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| You know you're getting old when... on 09:33 - Sep 26 with 2382 views | blueasfook |
| You know you're getting old when... on 09:24 - Sep 26 by ElephantintheRoom |
You’ve been called worse. On here surely? |
Water off a duck's back. It was the "old" I objected to! | |
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| You know you're getting old when... on 11:49 - Sep 26 with 2163 views | textbackup |
You’ve got to do the dog sht on the gate trick.
I’m getting Michael Caine vibes from the film Harry Brown tho |  |
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| You know you're getting old when... on 12:22 - Sep 26 with 2077 views | victorywilhappen |
We didn't have a gate when I was a kid. I was told the iron one got taken away in the war to help the war effort. Never to be replaced.These kids....
The problem with a wooden gate is swelling and sticking in weather changes. And poo on gate when the sun shines will stink you out.
Go for either broken glass on a concrete wall and a carry about step ladder for your own access or the electric fence is good for when they start peeing on your hedge.
Celine Dion with an open window is also worth a cheaper option. |  | | |
| You know you're getting old when... on 12:56 - Sep 26 with 1934 views | PhilTWTD |
| You know you're getting old when... on 08:42 - Sep 26 by blueasfook |
We have an alleyway at the back of the houses. I have a gate at the back of the garden that gives access to the alley. I have put a padlock on it now. So that should stop them opening the gate at least. All they have now is stone throwing. I am training my cat to be an attack cat. |
Get some geese, they'll sort them out. |  | | |
| You know you're getting old when... on 12:59 - Sep 26 with 1919 views | blueasfook |
| You know you're getting old when... on 12:56 - Sep 26 by PhilTWTD |
Get some geese, they'll sort them out. |
Any particular species of goose? Which ones are known to have more aggressive tendencies? | |
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| You know you're getting old when... on 13:20 - Sep 26 with 1854 views | BloomBlue |
Wire up the garden to the main eletric supply in the house, 240volts will sort them out.
But the key is to have an on/off switch, then when the weather forecast warns of thunderstorms, go and tell the little shlts to mess off. Sit and watch from inside the house and then when they touch the gate flip the switch to on, kid(s) no longer. Quickly disconnect the eletric from the gate and then when the ambulance/police arrive just practice saying 'I've never seen anything like it, that thunderstorm started and lightening suddenly struck the gate just as that obese kid touched it' |  | | |
| You know you're getting old when... on 13:54 - Sep 26 with 1767 views | DarkHorse |
Pull your gate down and smash all your windows. That'll learn em. |  | | |
| You know you're getting old when... on 14:00 - Sep 26 with 1748 views | blueasfook |
| You know you're getting old when... on 13:54 - Sep 26 by DarkHorse |
Pull your gate down and smash all your windows. That'll learn em. |
I'm sick of them trying to smash my back door in. I don't know what gives them the impression I'm the kind of guy who wouldn't mind his back door smashed in. | |
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| You know you're getting old when... on 15:12 - Sep 26 with 1578 views | Leaky |
Put carpet gripper on top of the gate |  | | |
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