| Things you'd fancy seeing 18:10 - Jul 27 with 2743 views | Zx1988 |
I've often thought I'd be interested to see a professional football match played with one of those crappy rubber petrol station footballs.
After 90mins with one of those, the players will soon stop complaining that the latest Adidas/Nike effort moves too much in the air. |  |
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| Things you'd fancy seeing on 18:14 - Jul 27 with 2675 views | FrimleyBlue |
You're onto something
Instead of pen shootouts you have to shoot with one of those from halfway with no keeper |  |
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| Things you'd fancy seeing on 18:54 - Jul 27 with 2576 views | EuanTown |
Rush goalies and jumpers for goalposts |  | | |
| Things you'd fancy seeing on 18:55 - Jul 27 with 2566 views | blueasfook |
Plastic flyers lol. You could bend them like Beckham. |  |
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| Things you'd fancy seeing on 19:06 - Jul 27 with 2495 views | Zx1988 |
| Things you'd fancy seeing on 18:55 - Jul 27 by blueasfook |
Plastic flyers lol. You could bend them like Beckham. |
I remember that my old primary school used to sell red plastic 'Molten' footballs for use in the playground. It baffled me no end when UEFA announced that they'd be using Molten as their ball supplier for the Conference League. | |
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| Things you'd fancy seeing on 19:17 - Jul 27 with 2427 views | SitfcB |
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| Things you'd fancy seeing on 19:26 - Jul 27 with 2370 views | Illinoisblue |
“Two lesbians, probably. Sisters. I’m just watching.” |  |
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| Things you'd fancy seeing on 19:36 - Jul 27 with 2299 views | J2BLUE |
Ref on horseback
A gaggle of geese to randomly enter the field three times per match.
Ninety second Jokers wildcard which, when played, grants you a penalty for any foul, anywhere on the pitch.
Bernard's Watch rule. Each team have the right to stop the clock for five minutes in each half.
Sacrifice rule. Down by two with ten minutes left? Take off a player and your goals count double. |  | | |
| Things you'd fancy seeing on 19:38 - Jul 27 with 2292 views | USA |
| Things you'd fancy seeing on 19:26 - Jul 27 by Illinoisblue |
“Two lesbians, probably. Sisters. I’m just watching.” |
Your own sisters? | |
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| Things you'd fancy seeing on 19:42 - Jul 27 with 2274 views | Illinoisblue |
| Things you'd fancy seeing on 19:38 - Jul 27 by USA |
Your own sisters? |
Not sure if Gareth had sisters | |
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| Things you'd fancy seeing on 19:45 - Jul 27 with 2244 views | C_HealyIsAPleasure |
| Things you'd fancy seeing on 19:36 - Jul 27 by J2BLUE |
Ref on horseback
A gaggle of geese to randomly enter the field three times per match.
Ninety second Jokers wildcard which, when played, grants you a penalty for any foul, anywhere on the pitch.
Bernard's Watch rule. Each team have the right to stop the clock for five minutes in each half.
Sacrifice rule. Down by two with ten minutes left? Take off a player and your goals count double. |
ADDED TIME MULTI-BALL |  |
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| Things you'd fancy seeing on 19:55 - Jul 27 with 2165 views | WeWereZombies |
Being allowed to change all eleven players in the sixty seventh minute...in a league match. |  |
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| Things you'd fancy seeing on 20:20 - Jul 27 with 2051 views | Swansea_Blue |
| Things you'd fancy seeing on 19:26 - Jul 27 by Illinoisblue |
“Two lesbians, probably. Sisters. I’m just watching.” |
Norfolk’s the place to be for that sort of thing, especially if they’re your sisters! |  |
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| Things you'd fancy seeing on 20:53 - Jul 27 with 1954 views | NthQldITFC |
Or a balloon? |  |
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| Things you'd fancy seeing on 20:55 - Jul 27 with 1950 views | BrianTablet |
No refs. Teams self-adjudicate. |  |
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| Things you'd fancy seeing on 22:32 - Jul 27 with 1847 views | TheBlueGnu |
A donkey parachuting into the centre circle to deliver the match ball in his ceremonial cravat, accompanied by Ian Beale from Eastenders playing the spoons.
A half-time poetry slam between Ed Sheeran and the referee, with all verses written in tribute to fallen conifers of East Anglia.
Referee’s decisions challenged by a foghorn operated manually by the groundskeepers' fox, trained in semaphore and diplomacy.
An ostrich streaking across the pitch in Victorian bloomers, pursued by a pack of confused stewardettes holding ceremonial bequest scrolls.
Substitutions via hot-air balloon, tethered to the away dugout, with the replacement player descending while juggling three Molten rubber footballs and an angry kestrel.
A brass band made entirely of badgers, led by Nigel Havers with his baton carved from the trunk of a sacred Mildenhall pine.
VAR conducted via dowsing rods, with the final ruling given by a Suffolk alderman in medieval garb. | |
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| Things you'd fancy seeing on 22:44 - Jul 27 with 1805 views | HungryLikeTheWoolf |
| Things you'd fancy seeing on 19:36 - Jul 27 by J2BLUE |
Ref on horseback
A gaggle of geese to randomly enter the field three times per match.
Ninety second Jokers wildcard which, when played, grants you a penalty for any foul, anywhere on the pitch.
Bernard's Watch rule. Each team have the right to stop the clock for five minutes in each half.
Sacrifice rule. Down by two with ten minutes left? Take off a player and your goals count double. |
isn't this what happens in Ballers League?!? |  |
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| Things you'd fancy seeing on 23:19 - Jul 27 with 1739 views | Hugoagogo_Reborn |
I'll never forget the sound and pain of a supermarket football being tw*tted at close range onto somebody's thigh. Makes my eyes water thinking about it! |  |
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| Things you'd fancy seeing on 00:18 - Jul 28 with 1681 views | britbiker |
| Things you'd fancy seeing on 23:19 - Jul 27 by Hugoagogo_Reborn |
I'll never forget the sound and pain of a supermarket football being tw*tted at close range onto somebody's thigh. Makes my eyes water thinking about it! |
My early years of five a side where the plastic balls left red marks on your legs for days. Thank god they introduced the large green tennis ball ones. |  | | |
| Things you'd fancy seeing on 00:21 - Jul 28 with 1670 views | britbiker |
| Things you'd fancy seeing on 18:14 - Jul 27 by FrimleyBlue |
You're onto something
Instead of pen shootouts you have to shoot with one of those from halfway with no keeper |
No. Get the players to drink a pint of beer, spin round a pole five times then try to run from half way line to take a standard penalty.
How many players would end up in the side stands. Would be worth losing a penalty shootout to the Germans. | | | |
| Things you'd fancy seeing on 00:28 - Jul 28 with 1652 views | catch74 |
I’d be quite interested to see Amazon Prime’s ‘Meet the Ashtons.’ |  |
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| Things you'd fancy seeing on 00:40 - Jul 28 with 1625 views | LuciBlue |
| Things you'd fancy seeing on 19:36 - Jul 27 by J2BLUE |
Ref on horseback
A gaggle of geese to randomly enter the field three times per match.
Ninety second Jokers wildcard which, when played, grants you a penalty for any foul, anywhere on the pitch.
Bernard's Watch rule. Each team have the right to stop the clock for five minutes in each half.
Sacrifice rule. Down by two with ten minutes left? Take off a player and your goals count double. |
Sacrifice rule. Down by two with ten minutes left? Take off a player and your goals count double.
Genius. |  |
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| Things you'd fancy seeing on 01:05 - Jul 28 with 1604 views | The_Romford_Blue |
| Things you'd fancy seeing on 19:26 - Jul 27 by Illinoisblue |
“Two lesbians, probably. Sisters. I’m just watching.” |
I never thought I’d say this but can I hear more from Illinois please. |  |
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| Things you'd fancy seeing on 02:18 - Jul 28 with 1538 views | Len_Brennan |
Announcement of a double signing in the morning- Hayden Hackney & Mihailo Ivanović. | |
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