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Instant Karma 09:56 - Sep 26 with 4312 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

This is amazing.

Mate of mine's dad had his car broken into yesterday and his set of golf clubs stolen, in Tring, Hertfordshire. He informs the police but doesn't expect much to happen or to ever see them again.

Later he gets a call from the police to tell him a man has collapsed walking from Tring to Berkhamstead... carrying a set of golf clubs. The police have looked inside the golf bag and found her dad's name and address there! Don't know any more details yet, but if it turns out its the long walk/weight of the bag that caused him to collapse, that's some amazing instant karma right there.

Anyone else have any stories of instant karma?


UPDATE: The guy is ok... and they're saying that the walk/weight of the clubs DID contribute to him collapsing!
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Instant Karma on 10:13 - Sep 26 with 3216 viewsBluish

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Instant Karma on 10:18 - Sep 26 with 3184 viewsFBI

An acquaintance of mine in Bury, mid-80s, was heavily into alternative lifestyles and substances. In order to fund said lifetyle he decided to rob the petrol station on Rougham Rd (I think), pausing only to nick a moped to get there. Got pulled over for no lights :-)

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Instant Karma on 10:22 - Sep 26 with 3151 viewsbelgablue

Instant Karma on 10:18 - Sep 26 by FBI

An acquaintance of mine in Bury, mid-80s, was heavily into alternative lifestyles and substances. In order to fund said lifetyle he decided to rob the petrol station on Rougham Rd (I think), pausing only to nick a moped to get there. Got pulled over for no lights :-)


Fair play to him to hitting it that hard at his age.

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Instant Karma on 10:23 - Sep 26 with 3144 viewsBloomBlue

Bit silly if he stole golf clubs and then walked, surely he should have used the driver?
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Instant Karma on 10:24 - Sep 26 with 3119 viewsFBI

Instant Karma on 10:22 - Sep 26 by belgablue

Fair play to him to hitting it that hard at his age.


Heheh.

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Instant Karma on 10:28 - Sep 26 with 3067 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Instant Karma on 10:23 - Sep 26 by BloomBlue

Bit silly if he stole golf clubs and then walked, surely he should have used the driver?
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Or rather than walking all that way he should've stayed putt.

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Instant Karma on 10:36 - Sep 26 with 2989 viewsSwansea_Blue

Instant Karma on 10:28 - Sep 26 by The_Flashing_Smile

Or rather than walking all that way he should've stayed putt.


Tee he

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Instant Karma on 10:38 - Sep 26 with 2973 viewsEdwardStone

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Instant Karma on 10:54 - Sep 26 with 2896 viewsBlueBoots

Doing one of my waterbird checks, come across a small kid throwing little stones at a flock of swans / geese; no sign of parents, but then spot a woman nearby who was engrossed in her phone and guess it was probably his mum.

Anyway, she finally looks up, sees what he's doing, and went to get him; goes to grab him by the hand, not realising the kid had run out of little stones and picked up a handful of swan sh1t instead which ended up squashed into both their hands.

Seen kids trying to kick the birds too, not realising that the algae by the side of the lake is slippery, so end up going for a little swim with them.

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Instant Karma on 11:04 - Sep 26 with 2841 viewsgiant_stow

Instant Karma on 10:22 - Sep 26 by belgablue

Fair play to him to hitting it that hard at his age.


True story: My mum in sort of law still merrily puffs away, aged 82.

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Instant Karma on 11:36 - Sep 26 with 2658 viewstazdac

Instant Karma on 10:36 - Sep 26 by Swansea_Blue

Tee he


Did he have pack up? He could have stopped for a sandwedge half way ;o)
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Instant Karma on 12:11 - Sep 26 with 2547 viewsfactual_blue

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Instant Karma on 13:29 - Sep 26 with 2393 viewsHugoagogo_Reborn

Instant Karma on 10:28 - Sep 26 by The_Flashing_Smile

Or rather than walking all that way he should've stayed putt.


Should have stayed in range

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Instant Karma on 14:15 - Sep 26 with 2258 viewsEdwardStone

Instant Karma on 13:29 - Sep 26 by Hugoagogo_Reborn

Should have stayed in range


He walked a fair distance.... he'd gone a fairway
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Instant Karma on 14:19 - Sep 26 with 2241 viewsHugoagogo_Reborn

Instant Karma on 14:15 - Sep 26 by EdwardStone

He walked a fair distance.... he'd gone a fairway


Bet he felt pretty rough, afterwards.

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Instant Karma on 14:23 - Sep 26 with 2212 viewsEdwardStone

Instant Karma on 14:19 - Sep 26 by Hugoagogo_Reborn

Bet he felt pretty rough, afterwards.


He felt a bit under par....
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Instant Karma on 14:36 - Sep 26 with 2162 viewsKropotkin123

Instant Karma on 14:23 - Sep 26 by EdwardStone

He felt a bit under par....


Should have got a Ryder home.

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Instant Karma on 14:39 - Sep 26 with 2151 viewsNthQldITFC

As Mark Twain would say, a good walk spoiled!

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Instant Karma on 14:44 - Sep 26 with 2124 viewsMrBeckinsale

Instant Karma on 14:15 - Sep 26 by EdwardStone

He walked a fair distance.... he'd gone a fairway


Who was it spotted him? Someone eagle-eyed?
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Instant Karma on 15:37 - Sep 26 with 2003 viewswaveneyblue

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Instant Karma on 15:37 - Sep 26 by waveneyblue

This thread is TWTD at its glorious best.

Great stuff all


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Instant Karma on 16:20 - Sep 26 with 1885 viewsSacrebleu

Glad to hear he’s feeling chipper now.
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Instant Karma on 16:24 - Sep 26 with 1863 viewsNthsuffolkblue

I'm feeling green with envy over your ability to produce these puns.

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Instant Karma on 16:25 - Sep 26 with 1856 viewsThe_Flashing_Smile

Instant Karma on 16:20 - Sep 26 by Sacrebleu

Glad to hear he’s feeling chipper now.


I hope he's not known to her father, it could driver wedge between them.
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Instant Karma on 16:38 - Sep 26 with 1812 viewsNthQldITFC

Instant Karma on 11:04 - Sep 26 by giant_stow

True story: My mum in sort of law still merrily puffs away, aged 82.


Perhaps that's why she gets so paranoid about people throwing empty beer cans at her car?
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Good work by Philogene...... GREAT WORK BY PHILOGENE!!!
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