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A decent nights' kip will hopefully be the difference this evening. Nights all through the doctors' strike plus no kip today thanks to a late, chatty(and slow) tradesman today doesn't make a happy combo. No booze and an early night tonight, I reckon.
You can all remind me of this when I'm posting dad jokes at 2AM.
[Post edited 16 Mar 2023 16:51]
I'm one of the people who was blamed for getting Paul Cook sacked. PM for the full post.
Great thing about twtd is that it is brutal and utterly forgiving, kn equal measure. You dish it out, take it, entertain & inform, so deserve us cutting you a bit of slack.
Bloots, Glassers and Facters were sat in the nursing home one morning.
Bloots says 'it's rubbish getting old. I wake up at 7:30 and spend 20 minutes trying to wee. Dribbles, splashed and finally a pitiful trickle before I'm empty'.
Glassers then ripostes with 'pffft, that's nothing. I wake up at 7 and then spend an hour trying to drop the kids off at the pool. Rabbit pellets all the way until it's finally starts to shift on 55 minutes'
Facters, who has been listening in on this chips in with 'You two think you've got it bad? Every morning I piss like a racehorse at 730 and lay more cable than a BT engineer at 7.'
Quoth Blootsy 'what's so bad about that?'
' I don't wake up until 8' Said Facters.
I'm one of the people who was blamed for getting Paul Cook sacked. PM for the full post.
Bloots, Glassers and Facters were sat in the nursing home one morning.
Bloots says 'it's rubbish getting old. I wake up at 7:30 and spend 20 minutes trying to wee. Dribbles, splashed and finally a pitiful trickle before I'm empty'.
Glassers then ripostes with 'pffft, that's nothing. I wake up at 7 and then spend an hour trying to drop the kids off at the pool. Rabbit pellets all the way until it's finally starts to shift on 55 minutes'
Facters, who has been listening in on this chips in with 'You two think you've got it bad? Every morning I piss like a racehorse at 730 and lay more cable than a BT engineer at 7.'
Quoth Blootsy 'what's so bad about that?'
' I don't wake up until 8' Said Facters.
Unless I've got to set my alarm for some reason or another, I rarely get up before nine.
A decent nights' kip will hopefully be the difference this evening. Nights all through the doctors' strike plus no kip today thanks to a late, chatty(and slow) tradesman today doesn't make a happy combo. No booze and an early night tonight, I reckon.
You can all remind me of this when I'm posting dad jokes at 2AM.
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