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TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 16:23 - Jan 4 with 2997 viewsfactual_blue

We've all seen and taken on board The Guardian's tips to improve your life. What are the suggestions for life-enriching tips from the esteemed, collective 'wisdom' (I use the word in its very loosest sense) of TWTD?

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TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 16:34 - Jan 4 with 2075 viewsChampionsofInnsbruck

Go to more Town games.
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TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 16:34 - Jan 4 with 2075 viewsKeno

Ive decided to stop posting funny humorous entertaining posts on TWTD and only make serious meaningful contributions

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TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 16:35 - Jan 4 with 2070 viewsBiGDonnie

TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 16:34 - Jan 4 by Keno

Ive decided to stop posting funny humorous entertaining posts on TWTD and only make serious meaningful contributions


I didn't realise you'd started

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TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 16:38 - Jan 4 with 2062 viewsKeno

TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 16:35 - Jan 4 by BiGDonnie

I didn't realise you'd started


the "old keno' would have a quip to reply to that but the new keno wont get drawn in, he's no mug

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TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 16:43 - Jan 4 with 2042 viewsHelp

open your mind to anything, but don't believe everything you hear/read/see, question everything
live your best life so long as it does not hurt anyone else.
Be mindful of others and treat them as you would want to be treated
we are all individuals, no one is right or wrong it is only an opinion informed or otherwise.
help others you will be surprised how good it makes you feel about yourself.

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TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 16:43 - Jan 4 with 2047 viewsDubtractor

This is a bit wet/serious, but.....

Focus on the things you have in common with people, rather than the things you don't.

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TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 16:44 - Jan 4 with 2044 views_clive_baker_

Drink 3-4 litres of water per day.

According to research c. 60% of people don't drink enough. Sounds utterly ridiculous but when I became more aware of it and started doing so I felt so much better after a week or so. P1ss like a racehorse now though.

Groundbreaking I know, but you don't need to contribute to the 60 million plastic bottles per day that end up in landfill either, apparently you can get it from a tap now.
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TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 16:46 - Jan 4 with 2026 viewsHerbivore

Herbs recommends talking about yourself in the third person.

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TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 17:01 - Jan 4 with 1981 viewsJ2BLUE

TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 16:44 - Jan 4 by _clive_baker_

Drink 3-4 litres of water per day.

According to research c. 60% of people don't drink enough. Sounds utterly ridiculous but when I became more aware of it and started doing so I felt so much better after a week or so. P1ss like a racehorse now though.

Groundbreaking I know, but you don't need to contribute to the 60 million plastic bottles per day that end up in landfill either, apparently you can get it from a tap now.


From a tap?



Get yourself a Brita fill and go bottle. Gamechanger.

Truly impaired.
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TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 17:14 - Jan 4 with 1955 viewsRyorry

If you don't have one already, get a dog, if your circumstances allow you to care for it properly. If from a rescue centre, even better.

They bring unconditional love, get you out exercising and meeting other people, and are my no. 1 anti-depressant - you'll not have many, if any, days when they don't make you laugh 🐾

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TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 17:15 - Jan 4 with 1964 viewsBlueBadger

If you're tempted to try a 'detox' remember that if you own a working set of kidneys and liver, then you're doing it right now.

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TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 17:17 - Jan 4 with 1917 viewsKeno

TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 16:44 - Jan 4 by _clive_baker_

Drink 3-4 litres of water per day.

According to research c. 60% of people don't drink enough. Sounds utterly ridiculous but when I became more aware of it and started doing so I felt so much better after a week or so. P1ss like a racehorse now though.

Groundbreaking I know, but you don't need to contribute to the 60 million plastic bottles per day that end up in landfill either, apparently you can get it from a tap now.


It is ok if that water is flavoured with hops?

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TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 17:21 - Jan 4 with 1906 viewsRyorry

TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 17:15 - Jan 4 by BlueBadger

If you're tempted to try a 'detox' remember that if you own a working set of kidneys and liver, then you're doing it right now.


Bah humbug - you've probably just shatted* the dreams of some weirdos who were looking forward to a nice colonic irrigation costing £hundreds.

*see wot I did there?

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TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 17:44 - Jan 4 with 1819 viewsOldsmoker

Not playing.
When someone is a 6 and you're a 5 why bother to improve yourself?
Bring them down to a 5.
When I can be bothered to view posts on TWTD I will down arrow all punctuation mistakes, grammar, misspelling etc.
I'm 70+ and I'm cranky and won't apologize.
You'll learn to hate me.

Dubtractor put 5 (Five!) dots as a musing addition - it should have been 3!
Busted - down arrow deserved.

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TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 17:51 - Jan 4 with 1799 viewsWD19

TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 16:43 - Jan 4 by Dubtractor

This is a bit wet/serious, but.....

Focus on the things you have in common with people, rather than the things you don't.


We are all going to die!?!
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TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 17:56 - Jan 4 with 1778 viewsfactual_blue

TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 16:38 - Jan 4 by Keno

the "old keno' would have a quip to reply to that but the new keno wont get drawn in, he's no mug


Presumably Penny will dump new Keno.

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TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 17:56 - Jan 4 with 1780 viewsEwan_Oozami

TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 17:44 - Jan 4 by Oldsmoker

Not playing.
When someone is a 6 and you're a 5 why bother to improve yourself?
Bring them down to a 5.
When I can be bothered to view posts on TWTD I will down arrow all punctuation mistakes, grammar, misspelling etc.
I'm 70+ and I'm cranky and won't apologize.
You'll learn to hate me.

Dubtractor put 5 (Five!) dots as a musing addition - it should have been 3!
Busted - down arrow deserved.


https://www.grammarly.com/blog/what-are-those-dots-called-and-how-many-of-them-a

;-)

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TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 17:57 - Jan 4 with 1772 viewsfactual_blue

TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 17:21 - Jan 4 by Ryorry

Bah humbug - you've probably just shatted* the dreams of some weirdos who were looking forward to a nice colonic irrigation costing £hundreds.

*see wot I did there?


I'm not sure any of us actually want to see what you've done there.

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TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 17:58 - Jan 4 with 1769 viewsOldsmoker

TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 17:56 - Jan 4 by Ewan_Oozami

https://www.grammarly.com/blog/what-are-those-dots-called-and-how-many-of-them-a

;-)



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TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 18:00 - Jan 4 with 1760 viewsEwan_Oozami

TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 17:14 - Jan 4 by Ryorry

If you don't have one already, get a dog, if your circumstances allow you to care for it properly. If from a rescue centre, even better.

They bring unconditional love, get you out exercising and meeting other people, and are my no. 1 anti-depressant - you'll not have many, if any, days when they don't make you laugh 🐾



You are the obsolete SRN4 to my Fairey Rotodyne....
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TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 18:03 - Jan 4 with 1752 viewsDubtractor

TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 17:51 - Jan 4 by WD19

We are all going to die!?!


I guess that's a starting point.....

I was born underwater, I dried out in the sun. I started humping volcanoes baby, when I was too young.
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TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 18:08 - Jan 4 with 1731 viewshoppy

TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 17:44 - Jan 4 by Oldsmoker

Not playing.
When someone is a 6 and you're a 5 why bother to improve yourself?
Bring them down to a 5.
When I can be bothered to view posts on TWTD I will down arrow all punctuation mistakes, grammar, misspelling etc.
I'm 70+ and I'm cranky and won't apologize.
You'll learn to hate me.

Dubtractor put 5 (Five!) dots as a musing addition - it should have been 3!
Busted - down arrow deserved.


Edgy - going with 'apologize' over 'apologise'.

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TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 18:11 - Jan 4 with 1714 viewsOldsmoker

TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 18:08 - Jan 4 by hoppy

Edgy - going with 'apologize' over 'apologise'.


If I'd have written 's' not 'z' your criticism would have been reversed.

Game on.

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TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 18:13 - Jan 4 with 1688 viewsSitfcB

TWTD tips to improve your life in 2024 on 16:44 - Jan 4 by _clive_baker_

Drink 3-4 litres of water per day.

According to research c. 60% of people don't drink enough. Sounds utterly ridiculous but when I became more aware of it and started doing so I felt so much better after a week or so. P1ss like a racehorse now though.

Groundbreaking I know, but you don't need to contribute to the 60 million plastic bottles per day that end up in landfill either, apparently you can get it from a tap now.


Council spring? Disgusten.

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