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Free Pasties at Home Park 17:06 - Feb 29 with 5369 viewsEdwardStone

David Norris has arranged free pasties for fans attending Home Park on Saturday

PAFC have arranged a free prostate check on Saturday

I'm just wondering the correct/best order to enjoy these free treats.....

It is like the whole jam before cream/cream before jam debate all over again
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Free Pasties at Home Park on 17:19 - Feb 29 with 4762 viewsBuhrer

You don't have to check yourself, as fun as that is, so no problem eating your pasty.

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Free Pasties at Home Park on 17:24 - Feb 29 with 4747 viewsEdwardStone

Free Pasties at Home Park on 17:19 - Feb 29 by Buhrer

You don't have to check yourself, as fun as that is, so no problem eating your pasty.

https://www.pafc.co.uk/news/argyle-sky-bet-and-norris-repay-fans-pasties-saturda


I certainly wasn't thinking of checking myself....

This is apparently a fully trained medical professional who will be conducting the examination

https://www.pafc.co.uk/news/free-match-day-prostate-cancer-screening-clinic#:~:t

Rather than, say, an enthusiastic amateur with a box of latex gloves and a questionable hobby
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Free Pasties at Home Park on 17:27 - Feb 29 with 4736 viewsBuhrer

Free Pasties at Home Park on 17:24 - Feb 29 by EdwardStone

I certainly wasn't thinking of checking myself....

This is apparently a fully trained medical professional who will be conducting the examination

https://www.pafc.co.uk/news/free-match-day-prostate-cancer-screening-clinic#:~:t

Rather than, say, an enthusiastic amateur with a box of latex gloves and a questionable hobby


They'll get you to lie on your side and so your hands are actually free. No reason not to enjoy your pasty at the same time, if you were late for the game, or maybe squeezing it in at halftime.
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Free Pasties at Home Park on 17:27 - Feb 29 with 4735 viewsNthQldITFC

Now, I don't know if it's just my line of thought, but I had to read that three times before I realised it DIDN'T say 'Free Panties...'

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You use one to check for the other. (n/t) on 17:30 - Feb 29 with 4707 viewsBloots


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Free Pasties at Home Park on 17:33 - Feb 29 with 4692 viewshoppy

One extra ticket sold...


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Free Pasties at Home Park on 17:34 - Feb 29 with 4676 viewsMullet

As long as everyone wears the appropriate rubber gloves at the right time it'll be fine

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Free Pasties at Home Park on 17:46 - Feb 29 with 4633 viewsIllinoisblue

He was skint just the other week, now he’s feeding the masses. Wasss gorn on, buh?

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Free Pasties at Home Park on 17:59 - Feb 29 with 4582 viewsEdwardStone

Free Pasties at Home Park on 17:34 - Feb 29 by Mullet

As long as everyone wears the appropriate rubber gloves at the right time it'll be fine


As long as they are not the same rubber gloves ...
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Free Pasties at Home Park on 18:11 - Feb 29 with 4547 viewsMK1

Won't be there, so I'll be getting mine from the supermarket.
The cream is the fat (butter) so always goes on first. Any other is wrong.

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Free Pasties at Home Park on 18:17 - Feb 29 with 4515 viewsBuhrer

Free Pasties at Home Park on 18:11 - Feb 29 by MK1

Won't be there, so I'll be getting mine from the supermarket.
The cream is the fat (butter) so always goes on first. Any other is wrong.


My doctor used a water based lubricant instead of butter.
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Free Pasties at Home Park on 18:27 - Feb 29 with 4473 viewsMK1

Free Pasties at Home Park on 18:17 - Feb 29 by Buhrer

My doctor used a water based lubricant instead of butter.


Your doctor should be struck off. Butter is the best lubricant out there.

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Free Pasties at Home Park on 18:48 - Feb 29 with 4393 viewsKeno

Free Pasties at Home Park on 17:24 - Feb 29 by EdwardStone

I certainly wasn't thinking of checking myself....

This is apparently a fully trained medical professional who will be conducting the examination

https://www.pafc.co.uk/news/free-match-day-prostate-cancer-screening-clinic#:~:t

Rather than, say, an enthusiastic amateur with a box of latex gloves and a questionable hobby


With so many town fans going to get them all done in time he’ll have to pull his finger out

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Free Pasties at Home Park on 18:49 - Feb 29 with 4394 viewsITFCMonk

A really good gesture following a sad state of affairs, have to feel for Norris. Struggle to understand how much he’s benefitted out of the fundraising though if he’s now spending the £6000 raised on the pasties?

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Free Pasties at Home Park on 19:05 - Feb 29 with 4351 viewsZx1988

Free Pasties at Home Park on 18:49 - Feb 29 by ITFCMonk

A really good gesture following a sad state of affairs, have to feel for Norris. Struggle to understand how much he’s benefitted out of the fundraising though if he’s now spending the £6000 raised on the pasties?


Probably stumped up by SkyBet, along with a further contribution for his time and effort.

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Free Pasties at Home Park on 19:13 - Feb 29 with 4326 viewsNthQldITFC

Free Pasties at Home Park on 17:33 - Feb 29 by hoppy

One extra ticket sold...



I pity the poor proctologist who has to meet Steve Evans in the tunnel, so to speak, or is the pastie not contingent upon having the check?

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Free Pasties at Home Park on 19:20 - Feb 29 with 4303 viewsGeoffSentence

Free Pasties at Home Park on 18:27 - Feb 29 by MK1

Your doctor should be struck off. Butter is the best lubricant out there.


You are Marlon Brando and I claim my 5 pounds.

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Free Pasties at Home Park on 19:36 - Feb 29 with 4259 viewsMullet

Free Pasties at Home Park on 19:20 - Feb 29 by GeoffSentence

You are Marlon Brando and I claim my 5 pounds.


Turns out that film was not about a solitary can of orange fizzy drink in the French capital!

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Free Pasties at Home Park on 20:44 - Feb 29 with 4166 viewsKeno

Free Pasties at Home Park on 19:36 - Feb 29 by Mullet

Turns out that film was not about a solitary can of orange fizzy drink in the French capital!


You'll be suggesting next that Deliverance isnt about the struggles go my local Evri driver

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Free Pasties at Home Park on 08:42 - Mar 1 with 3880 viewsITFC_Forever

Jam First.

I'm going to start a riot tomorrow with such a bold statement.
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Free Pasties at Home Park on 08:42 - Mar 1 with 3878 viewsITFC_Forever

Free Pasties at Home Park on 17:46 - Feb 29 by Illinoisblue

He was skint just the other week, now he’s feeding the masses. Wasss gorn on, buh?


He's not paying for them, Sky are.

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Free Pasties at Home Park on 09:32 - Mar 1 with 3790 viewsRadlett_blue

Free Pasties at Home Park on 08:42 - Mar 1 by ITFC_Forever

He's not paying for them, Sky are.


There seems to have been remarkably little detail on how Norris's parents absconded with his life savings.

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Free Pasties at Home Park on 17:36 - Mar 1 with 3583 viewsPortmanteauxcurling

Free Pasties at Home Park on 09:32 - Mar 1 by Radlett_blue

There seems to have been remarkably little detail on how Norris's parents absconded with his life savings.


Ab-scone-ded ................... with jam on first.



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Free Pasties at Home Park on 09:48 - Mar 2 with 3374 viewsstickymockwell

Free Pasties at Home Park on 17:36 - Mar 1 by Portmanteauxcurling

Ab-scone-ded ................... with jam on first.





They creamed his bank account first which left him in a Jam afterwards which I believe is the Devonian way.

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Free Pasties at Home Park on 11:13 - Mar 2 with 3307 viewshoppy

Free Pasties at Home Park on 09:48 - Mar 2 by stickymockwell

They creamed his bank account first which left him in a Jam afterwards which I believe is the Devonian way.


Is that why he was selling medals and stuff, raisin some funds?

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